Friday, November 13, 2009

Groping nurses and more

As most of you know, September was a Dilodin filled month. I spent most of it sleeping and hallucinatting.

Or so I thought.

According to Mrs. Crotchety, and my doctor, both fairly credible sources, I had taken some nurse and refused to let her go.

I asked Mrs which nurse it was and she said she didn't know. I told her Ihoped it was Nurse Treena because she is the most beautiful nurse in the world. No such luck.

And now Mrs. isn't speaking to me.

Oh, I wanted to thank Marisa who called me yesterday. Her call was a pleasant break from the incredible boredom around here


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18 comments:

LL said...

Damn DOM... sounds like you're going to have to buy the missus a new vacuum too.

Unknown said...

Umm, you also talked a lot about how much you appreciated how gentle the male nurses were with you. Maybe that might have something to do with the lovely Ms. Crotchety showing you a cold shoulder now?

nonamedufus said...

Sleeping and hallucinating? Works for me, Joe. Hope it's working for you. Good to see you back on the interwebs.

Jenn Thorson said...

You didn't grope one of the male nurses, did you Crotchety?

ReformingGeek said...

Yeah. You need to get better quick because your Christmas shopping for Mrs. C just got a lot harder.

Anonymous said...

Would you quit your bragging? Not all of us can be as lucky as you to be in a drug induced stupor!

Will you be having a drug, erm, I mean blog giveaway soon?

Ha!

Kirsten said...

I'm glad to see that you seem to be coming back around. I hope you're feeling better! We have been praying for you!

Sandee said...

Watch those hands Crotchety. They can get you in trouble for sure. Well that and your big mouth. You aren't supposed to say just anything you are thinking to the Mrs. I really thought you knew that.

Have a terrific day and weekend. :)

Unknown said...

Glad to see your able to post more. Maybe you should try groping the Mrs and pretend she's a nurse.

Da Old Man said...

@ LL: Can't be spoiling her like that

@ FishHawk: I never considered that it was a male nurse.

@ Nonamed: Thanks

@ Jenn: That doesn't sound like me.

@ Regorming: Should be simple enough. She did wear out the broom.

@ Quirky: Drug induced stupors are vastly superior to my usual ones.

Da Old Man said...

@ Kirsten: Thanks

@ Sandee: I'll never learn

@ Amy: I'll have to get her a uniform

Swirl Girl said...

Are you sure the whole groping thing isn't part of the Dilodid dreams?? If not, you could sure make up something tantalizing!

Anonymous said...

I'd go with a suck-up present for the Mrs now...

Anna
x

shyne said...

Oh my!
Yep, that's your story and you're sticking to it!!!! ;-)

Keep getting better and better, COM!

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

If you're in a drug induced stupor, I don't think groping the nurses counts.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

If groping nurses is what it takes to get you standing up again...

Perhaps Mrs. C could throw on a nurse uniform the next time you're in a hallucinatory state to insure her dress whites are the only ones you start to paw.

Keep getting better, Crotchety!

Da Old Man said...

@ Swirl Girl: Makes sense

@ ANNA: Like a case of paper towels from Costo? She rkes paper towels.

@ Shyne: True dat

@ Cat Lady: I like the way you are thnking

@ Nanny Goats: I keep telling therm that

Moonrayvenne said...

Glad you're feeling better & that they're getting you up out of that bed.
Be nice to the Mrs. You aren't fast enough to outrun her! And, be careful what you say. She may decide to hide your dilaudid & then what would you do? LOL