tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post1907376856575356071..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Caption This (Guess who's Back?)Da Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-11606647589148494192008-09-25T15:37:00.000-04:002008-09-25T15:37:00.000-04:00Thanks to mouse droppings shorting out a critical ...Thanks to mouse droppings shorting out a critical component of the Large Hadron Collider, Richard Simmons meets with his doppelganger from an alternate universe.GumbyTheCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02696861259954817600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-32665246419797887992008-09-25T07:43:00.000-04:002008-09-25T07:43:00.000-04:00lol @ Brazen Teach. . .Snooze ya lose. . .lol . . ...<B>lol @ Brazen Teach. . .<BR/><BR/>Snooze ya lose. . .lol . . ;-P </B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-48337620788793294212008-09-24T20:31:00.000-04:002008-09-24T20:31:00.000-04:00Torn between two lovers. Feeling like a fool...Torn between two lovers. Feeling like a fool...Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15155670244445977695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-29598427592510664952008-09-24T20:02:00.000-04:002008-09-24T20:02:00.000-04:00rubba! You totally took mine! Listen- quit hogging...rubba! You totally took mine! Listen- quit hogging all the good ones and let someone else win okay?This Brazen Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02924652859389870978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-72932557080905798402008-09-24T19:32:00.000-04:002008-09-24T19:32:00.000-04:00If you haven't heard the song before. . . here ya ...<B> If you haven't heard the song before. . . here ya go. . .<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft3VxwEpbko" REL="nofollow">Click on Youtube</A></B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-73333989938603924812008-09-24T19:22:00.000-04:002008-09-24T19:22:00.000-04:00sung to the tune of "I'm f*cking Matt Damon"On the...<B>sung to the tune of "I'm f*cking Matt Damon"<I><BR/><BR/>On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar<BR/><BR/>Richard: He’s f*cking Richard Simmons<BR/><BR/>Jimmy: I'm f*ucking Richard Simmons<BR/><BR/>Richard: He’s f*cking Richard Simmons<BR/></I></B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-9735119356700792662008-09-24T18:57:00.000-04:002008-09-24T18:57:00.000-04:00Kimmel 'n bits 'n bits 'n bits 'n bits . . .I want...<B><I>Kimmel 'n bits 'n bits 'n bits 'n bits . . .<BR/>I want my Kimmel and his bits 'n bits 'n bits . . .</I></B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-74608240001895402242008-09-24T18:34:00.000-04:002008-09-24T18:34:00.000-04:00When I'm stuck with a lay . . .That's gay . . .And...<B><I>When I'm stuck with a lay . . .<BR/>That's gay . . .<BR/>And I'm lonely . . .<BR/>I just stick out my chin . . .<BR/>And Grin . . .<BR/>And braaaaaaaay. . . </I>:-o</B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-47552423105812408832008-09-24T17:46:00.000-04:002008-09-24T17:46:00.000-04:00Welcome to Brokeback Gym...Welcome to Brokeback Gym...tahtimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08597025991965701257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-26458781451233475202008-09-24T16:59:00.000-04:002008-09-24T16:59:00.000-04:00"meet my Momma!" hahaa!"meet my Momma!" hahaa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-89425242911476986092008-09-24T13:30:00.000-04:002008-09-24T13:30:00.000-04:00Richard Simmons takes "love yourself" to a whole n...Richard Simmons takes "love yourself" to a whole new level!Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-56316613219011769632008-09-24T12:14:00.000-04:002008-09-24T12:14:00.000-04:00I was going to try this one, but I think Bradley h...I was going to try this one, but I think Bradley hit it out of the park!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-21285350771825619632008-09-24T11:07:00.000-04:002008-09-24T11:07:00.000-04:00"Meet Joe LeSwish, a man actually hated more than ..."Meet Joe LeSwish, a man actually hated more than Richard Simmons."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-81622456323395972592008-09-24T10:55:00.001-04:002008-09-24T10:55:00.001-04:00Hard to tell the difference!Yes, it was a good str...Hard to tell the difference!<BR/><BR/>Yes, it was a good strategy to get rid of the grey team!<BR/><BR/>Kae was impressive! I'm glad it changed her life!<BR/><BR/>I'd love to spend time on the ranch! Ha!Teena in Torontohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14875608173791872449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-40267677691382209782008-09-24T10:55:00.000-04:002008-09-24T10:55:00.000-04:00Often imitated, never duplicated. Richard Simmons...Often imitated, never duplicated. Richard Simmons continues his reign as Queen of Fitness for the comically challenged.Gianettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08560583308799336857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-38825743339165340822008-09-24T10:40:00.000-04:002008-09-24T10:40:00.000-04:00wow i wish i could find you a richard simmons doll...wow i wish i could find you a richard simmons doll..AmyOopshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04081555088237471576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-6426589599209074762008-09-24T09:55:00.000-04:002008-09-24T09:55:00.000-04:00"Double your pleasure, double your fun..." :)(Must..."Double your pleasure, double your fun..." :)<BR/><BR/>(Must go scrub that from my brain now...)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-15285909332583337432008-09-24T09:53:00.000-04:002008-09-24T09:53:00.000-04:00Richard Simmons and his friend celebrate the news ...Richard Simmons and his friend celebrate the news that he'll be appearing on 'What Not To Wear'.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12819550753603877920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-71101506761854597482008-09-24T09:13:00.000-04:002008-09-24T09:13:00.000-04:00"Mommy, mommy lookie what I found!"That's not good..."Mommy, mommy lookie what I found!"<BR/><BR/>That's not good, but I swear that's the first thing I thought when I saw that pic of Peter Pan and Friend!Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-29339997484683269952008-09-24T08:50:00.000-04:002008-09-24T08:50:00.000-04:00Gays Against Cloning.Gays Against Cloning.A New Yorkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997572457756451648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-5984304416944899222008-09-24T08:18:00.000-04:002008-09-24T08:18:00.000-04:00This is why Richard Simmons has been removed from ...This is why Richard Simmons has been removed from the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program.~*~Shadow.Kat~*~https://www.blogger.com/profile/13939553045835354373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-51150387588387947242008-09-24T05:52:00.000-04:002008-09-24T05:52:00.000-04:00When asked if he would be the guinea pig for a clo...When asked if he would be the guinea pig for a cloning experiment, Simmons replied, "you had me at guinea pig."DBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12261836231011383856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-39672274335112062652008-09-24T03:07:00.000-04:002008-09-24T03:07:00.000-04:00Jimmy Kimmel, out of the closet and embracing the ...Jimmy Kimmel, out of the closet and embracing the late night lifestyle--AGAIN???Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-15573355884678270832008-09-24T03:01:00.000-04:002008-09-24T03:01:00.000-04:00When asked if he does his own gay sex stunts, Rich...When asked if he does his own gay sex stunts, Richard Simmons reveals his stunt double for his gay porn flick.TheFLyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093581451029518159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-65003994297538178802008-09-24T02:00:00.000-04:002008-09-24T02:00:00.000-04:00Richard Simmons is now prepared for the next time ...Richard Simmons is now prepared for the next time someone tells him to go f*** himself.Bradleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041723486315545548noreply@blogger.com