tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post2125481848145642256..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Important New Jersey NewsDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-56418201493766860362009-03-27T00:50:00.000-04:002009-03-27T00:50:00.000-04:00"Crotchety's Bucket O' Brazilian Home Waxing Kit"....<I>"Crotchety's Bucket O' Brazilian Home Waxing Kit"...</I><BR/><BR/>Just like a KFC bucket, except the thighs are a little more raw.Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83772730342602867212009-03-26T04:55:00.000-04:002009-03-26T04:55:00.000-04:00Crotchety, a radio station I listen to got one of ...Crotchety, a radio station I listen to got one of the interns and made him get a Brazilian wax on the air. They did his front and then turned him over and did his back side. The screams emanating over the airwaves was like an air raid siren. I do not know why anyone would want that done anyways. Protect your naughty bits!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-52814546903321678622009-03-25T15:03:00.000-04:002009-03-25T15:03:00.000-04:00New Jersey is seemingly the height of government i...New Jersey is seemingly the height of government intervention.<BR/><BR/>By the way, why do they call it Brazilian waxing? <BR/><BR/>Learn something every day...<BR/><BR/>Paul<BR/><BR/>Eat Well. Live Well.<BR/><A HREF="http://www.erburnthefat.com/" REL="nofollow">ER BurnTheFat.com</A><BR/><A HREF="http://www.purplegreenpops.com/" REL="nofollow">PurpleGreenPops.com</A>Paul Eilershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03443012393151401891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-34061435120012451962009-03-24T22:33:00.000-04:002009-03-24T22:33:00.000-04:00@ Self: I'm with you on that.@ The Hawg: No, I won...@ Self: I'm with you on that.<BR/><BR/>@ The Hawg: No, I won't get anything waxed, and would never post pictures of it.<BR/><BR/>@ Stickman: Newarkers would have thrown shaving cream in the harbor in protest. <BR/><BR/>@ Anne: No worries.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83852198213182792922009-03-24T16:41:00.000-04:002009-03-24T16:41:00.000-04:00I have one word for you... Ouch! And if you are g...I have one word for you... Ouch! And if you are going to follow Jen's suggestion and post photos, please, please wait until you heal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-9247945540823491512009-03-24T16:02:00.000-04:002009-03-24T16:02:00.000-04:00Give me hairless genitals, or give me death! Just...Give me hairless genitals, or give me death! Just doesn't quite have the same ring to it. I bet their would have been a Newark Tea-Bag Party in protest had they outlawed it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-71668390246369340432009-03-23T21:16:00.000-04:002009-03-23T21:16:00.000-04:00If you do get something waxed, please -- I beg you...If you do get something waxed, please -- I beg you -- DO NOT blog about it. Under no circumstances are you to post photos (that goes without saying).<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">Fuzzy (and damned proud of it!) The Hawg</A>HawgWyldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749940044190568834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-57581587253462006422009-03-23T20:32:00.000-04:002009-03-23T20:32:00.000-04:00Old man, that is an image that i do not want burni...Old man, that is an image that i do not want burning in my head but to each his own, let the brazilians continue and here's to clean bikini lines Crotchety!The Self-Deprechaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05851083070638572920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-81777815734878703712009-03-23T18:43:00.000-04:002009-03-23T18:43:00.000-04:00@ Kirsten: I know. It just takes one.@ Swirl: Coul...@ Kirsten: I know. It just takes one.<BR/><BR/>@ Swirl: Could be<BR/><BR/>@ Jen: The Crotchety Old Lady wouln't approve.<BR/><BR/>@ Carl: Welcome to NJ :)<BR/><BR/>@ Lin: It's ok with a doctor's note in triplicate. <BR/><BR/>@ Jenn: Franchising is the way to go. I'll be the McDonald's of Brazilian waxing.<BR/><BR/>@ Thinking: Cool, my first celebrity endorsement!<BR/><BR/>@ Dani: So, you won't be Jenn's first customer at the Pa. franchise?<BR/><BR/>@ Judy: Wax hurts.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-64981557406891428032009-03-23T18:02:00.000-04:002009-03-23T18:02:00.000-04:00OMG...the gov't wants to get in my pants? The idea...OMG...the gov't wants to get in my pants? The idea! How disturbing. As for genital waxing...OUCH!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-69269190574474703982009-03-23T17:58:00.000-04:002009-03-23T17:58:00.000-04:00OMG, I'm sooo never getting that done !!! Can't im...OMG, I'm sooo never getting that done !!! Can't imagine waxing my "stuff"..Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00851221226545023655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-12450865413948375402009-03-23T17:01:00.001-04:002009-03-23T17:01:00.001-04:00The name of your wax is quite catchy! I'd buy it!The name of your wax is quite catchy! I'd buy it!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-59839571745397365462009-03-23T17:01:00.000-04:002009-03-23T17:01:00.000-04:00The name of your wax is quite catchy! I'd buy it!The name of your wax is quite catchy! I'd buy it!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-16943694856906377912009-03-23T15:12:00.000-04:002009-03-23T15:12:00.000-04:00How does this fit in in your business plan with th...How does this fit in in your business plan with the Crotchety House of Worship... are you franchising?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-58804845567844472792009-03-23T14:48:00.000-04:002009-03-23T14:48:00.000-04:00Uh oh, I had hernia surgery in January and I think...Uh oh, I had hernia surgery in January and I think I may have violated some law. Unless it is okay with a doctor's note. Well, if the hospital did it, are they responsible or am I? Who's gonna get the ticket? Or do you have to go to jail? Gees, look at all these questions! I think it best to let people do whatever they want with their hoochies.Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07042143254001890567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-13711095951380573602009-03-23T14:25:00.000-04:002009-03-23T14:25:00.000-04:00I have been waiting for this day all my life. Her...I have been waiting for this day all my life. Here I come, New Jersey!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83216687511366163542009-03-23T14:19:00.000-04:002009-03-23T14:19:00.000-04:00Ooh Ooh! get something naughty waxed and then show...Ooh Ooh! get something naughty waxed and then show us pictures.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808210602431338186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-47364204099090836582009-03-23T13:15:00.000-04:002009-03-23T13:15:00.000-04:00uh up, I sense another bail out coming....uh up, I sense another bail out coming....Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-26810169424437432972009-03-23T13:09:00.000-04:002009-03-23T13:09:00.000-04:00Those damn Brazilians have to ruin it for everyone...Those damn Brazilians have to ruin it for everyone!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-24015222447265608082009-03-23T11:59:00.000-04:002009-03-23T11:59:00.000-04:00@ Sherry: When I visited your blog, I looked and s...@ Sherry: When I visited your blog, I looked and saw we were in the bottom percentile. Doesn't surprise me at all. About all we have left is the right to remain silent.<BR/><BR/>@ Dizz: Of course. <BR/><BR/>@ Me-Me: No.<BR/><BR/>@ Shadow: That is frightening when it is outlawed. We spend years telling everyone to talk, then if they say something we don't like, they are censured.<BR/><BR/>@ Lauren: A gift certificate?<BR/><BR/>@ Reforming: I probably won't get anything waxed. I have an intense fear of pain.<BR/><BR/>@ BBW: Good luck with this. <BR/><BR/>@ Joanie: I know. All those Philly waxing salons would have made a fortune.<BR/><BR/>@ Don: She could clean up, even with the discount. <BR/><BR/>@ Kalos: I like that idea. <BR/>Yeti *snicker*<BR/><BR/>@ Shawn: Maybe you could invite her out for a waxing<BR/><BR/>@ Stacie: It happens. Board of Health should stop by and check it out.<BR/><BR/>@ Moooooog: I just assumed ball gags were included.<BR/><BR/>@ Sandee: Usually just the pockets, though.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-3648181409199020062009-03-23T11:46:00.000-04:002009-03-23T11:46:00.000-04:00I thought the government was already in our pants....I thought the government was already in our pants. Just saying.<BR/><BR/>Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-40319132098782914262009-03-23T11:15:00.000-04:002009-03-23T11:15:00.000-04:00I tried waxing a Brazilian once.Fuckers scream lik...I tried waxing a Brazilian once.<BR/><BR/>Fuckers scream like all get-out.<BR/><BR/>Makes sense to either outlaw it or require the use of ball gags.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83718274409751109462009-03-23T10:50:00.000-04:002009-03-23T10:50:00.000-04:00sounds like the salon should be banned, not the wa...sounds like the salon should be banned, not the waxing.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-56871180444678549692009-03-23T10:35:00.000-04:002009-03-23T10:35:00.000-04:00It's funny your should say that, because I always ...It's funny your should say that, because I always wanted to be in the government's pants. <BR/><BR/>Well, that sassy local Representative we have, anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-13270256808337548582009-03-23T10:24:00.000-04:002009-03-23T10:24:00.000-04:00You should offer different bucket sizez...Small, M...You should offer different bucket sizez...Small, Medium, Large, Silverback gorilla & Yeti.kalos_eidoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16573820807911452658noreply@blogger.com