tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post352494373965225046..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Pull My Finger--The Joy of a ColonoscopyDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-66443846811271398502009-04-25T02:31:00.000-04:002009-04-25T02:31:00.000-04:00I love happy endings!
I'm picturing rainbows and ...I love happy endings!<br /><br />I'm picturing rainbows and kittens and a thousand farts and the applause of a dozen nurses.<br /><br />Now, of course, you have to eat another crayon to replace the one you pooped out.Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-21227652344829014652009-04-24T23:46:00.000-04:002009-04-24T23:46:00.000-04:00I don't know how I managed to make that anonymousI don't know how I managed to make that anonymousDavidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-65898164740949253862009-04-24T23:44:00.000-04:002009-04-24T23:44:00.000-04:00AND there is not the slightest concern about shart...AND there is not the slightest concern about sharts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-48607616569530804802009-04-24T10:37:00.000-04:002009-04-24T10:37:00.000-04:00Ha ha! So are you all set for the next one?Ha ha! So are you all set for the next one?SSQuohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10576564544754748034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-6303309449787166882009-04-23T21:28:00.000-04:002009-04-23T21:28:00.000-04:00@ Anne: For some reason, the gas doesn't smell. It...@ Anne: For some reason, the gas doesn't smell. It'll be ok.<br /><br />@ Stacie: Nothing I wanted to see or feel.<br /><br />@ Don: Rip away, my friend. It's a rare opportunity<br /><br />@ Lin: Not my cup of tea, I know why those doctors make so much money. <br /><br />@ Thinking: I asked, they didn't.<br /><br />@ RE: They did both while I was out. I asked for copies for my Christmas card, but they wouldn't give it to me.<br /><br />@ FishHawk: I live for it<br /><br />@ Me-Me: Changed from red to brown<br /><br />@ Mike: It wouldn't surprise me.<br /><br />@ Sherry: It is so nasty.<br /><br />@ Pricilla: Normally, Mrs asks me if a goat was just in the room. Mine is rather unpleasant, too.<br /><br />@ Jen: Just trying to be helpful.<br /><br />@ Joanie: I probably did. I don't remember. I was pretty sick. The colonoscopy was just a special treat, I guess.<br /><br />@ Winky: Glad to helpDa Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-19725062996975824182009-04-23T20:21:00.000-04:002009-04-23T20:21:00.000-04:00Hey Crotchety... been there and done that too... ...Hey Crotchety... been there and done that too... though you DO tell it very well... I wasn't put "out" either..quite a show, isn't it? Anyway...thanks for sharing...you give me more to consider for next time.....Winky Twinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963969249789092099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-81490918795084645912009-04-23T20:04:00.000-04:002009-04-23T20:04:00.000-04:00I have to get a colonoscopy, so thanks for the hea...I have to get a colonoscopy, so thanks for the heads up. My dad had colon rectal cancer and I'm over 50 now, so... <br />Did you get on the scale to see if you lost any weight? <br />My John could care less if I fart. He says he loves me farts and all! :) What a great guy!Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08943128638748507880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-28627108409027111062009-04-23T20:03:00.000-04:002009-04-23T20:03:00.000-04:00I'm making the Universal signal for oversharing. T...I'm making the Universal signal for oversharing. Toot toot!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808210602431338186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-41058264601312047622009-04-23T18:39:00.000-04:002009-04-23T18:39:00.000-04:00The publicist says my goat gas is lethal....The publicist says my goat gas is lethal....brokenteepeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06907414560986208401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-7017129627454519172009-04-23T16:39:00.000-04:002009-04-23T16:39:00.000-04:00WTMI!
Isn't that glop or whatever just horrible??...WTMI!<br /><br />Isn't that glop or whatever just horrible????Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06948631272816359901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-54661139287768135512009-04-23T16:08:00.000-04:002009-04-23T16:08:00.000-04:00What they didn't tell you is that they had to put ...What they didn't tell you is that they had to put you to sleep because the camera was a full sized television camera.<br /><br />When you poo is it now wider than it is long?Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-78759541755378111962009-04-23T15:56:00.000-04:002009-04-23T15:56:00.000-04:00Thank goodness everything came out okay. Just wha...Thank goodness everything came out okay. Just what color was that crayon (before and after)?Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-75710822758203725992009-04-23T15:10:00.000-04:002009-04-23T15:10:00.000-04:00Oh yeah, you don't like spam about poop at all.Oh yeah, you don't like spam about poop at all.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-86489974907077563572009-04-23T14:39:00.000-04:002009-04-23T14:39:00.000-04:00Hey Why you only speak about the upper, old man yo...Hey Why you only speak about the upper, old man you don't know anything;<br /><br /><B>I have crohns so I have the "duo" </B> <br /><br /><I>yeah, Upper and Lower - and you think that you've had it.</I>nawww, let em make you swallow it and <B>you're awake to watch the monitor and tell them which photos to take</B>. <I>Oh Yeah, I have pics.</I>the insurance company asks to many questions about meds, and bs so I got pics to send em each time they ask for something. and yes they are red, bloody and ugly so they work.<br /><br />I've had to have them (colonoscopy and endoscopy) bi yearly for about the last 30 years. after two bouts of cancer and numerous diverticulitis and gastritis attacks; I appreciate the hands of a skilled anesthesist. <br /><br /><br /><B>Ladies - not you old man;</B><I> my doctor is so fine. damn - and he comes into the gi room, in his finest designer wear, and occasionally some really nice shoes. yeah the man dresses like a fashion model. he's gorgeous.</I>this is no joke. my doctor is so fine, when I wake up he's always there to hold my hand, so if I meet Jesus on the other end - we know it was Mr Fine who sent me.<br /><br />Heaven forbid he ever does.. <br /><br /><B>damn crotchety you reminded me it's time for the scoping.</B>oh well, guess I'll make that call so when I'm in for my apendectomy they can get me fully lubed, rote my rooter; rotate the tires and make sure I'm good for another 12 months.<br /><br /><I>you know how old cars are,, and as my hubby says - I'm a classic moneypit. LOL</I>RE Ausetkmthttp://badgals-radio.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-18655349996214315982009-04-23T14:35:00.001-04:002009-04-23T14:35:00.001-04:00Did you make the nurses pull your finger?Did you make the nurses pull your finger?Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-17294537205970504942009-04-23T14:35:00.000-04:002009-04-23T14:35:00.000-04:00Oh, I had one of those a long time ago! I tooted ...Oh, I had one of those a long time ago! I tooted all the way home. Thank goodness it didn't smell! Okay, you know what's worse than having this done? Doing the procedure! Can you imagine looking at everyone's hairy butts all day long?! Ick. There just isn't enough money in that for me.Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07042143254001890567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-8124371526686046982009-04-23T13:42:00.000-04:002009-04-23T13:42:00.000-04:00I thought it was the drugs they gave you that was ...I thought it was the drugs they gave you that was the most fun. Hell, I had no idea they encouraged you to fart. Life just doesn't get any better. I'm going to get one soon. Just call me "ripper."Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-44545612203696991442009-04-23T13:20:00.000-04:002009-04-23T13:20:00.000-04:00thank goodness you were put to sleep!thank goodness you were put to sleep!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4864992925149731992009-04-23T13:12:00.000-04:002009-04-23T13:12:00.000-04:00My husband is scheduled for this on Tuesday. I wi...My husband is scheduled for this on Tuesday. I will forward your post to him so he can read the joys for himself. Although I am not sure I am going to let him back in the house until the gas is gone.Annehttp://www.smalltownmommy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-67964224819020457832009-04-23T12:43:00.000-04:002009-04-23T12:43:00.000-04:00@ LL: It was a party
@ Shawn: It's gone
@ Lauren...@ LL: It was a party<br /><br />@ Shawn: It's gone<br /><br />@ Lauren: Gas can be fun. The cats look at you funny, though<br /><br />@ Quirky: Glad you liked it<br /><br />@ Dizz: That is a good idea. <br /><br />@ Jenn: And Shrek is the one to quote about such matters.<br /><br />@ Reforming: I'm here to help<br /><br />@ Joel: I was out and darn glad to be.<br /><br />@ Douglas: Yes, we are.<br /><br />@ Crabby: So true.<br /><br />@ Secondary: Oh yeah, nice and clean<br /><br />@ Jude: The gas is the fun part<br /><br />@ Tiggy: I know. And I did.<br /><br />@ Sandee: It doesn't smell, which was bad. My toots don't smell bad to begin with, sort of flowery.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-30168674094427812662009-04-23T11:39:00.000-04:002009-04-23T11:39:00.000-04:00I just had one about a month ago. You are telling...I just had one about a month ago. You are telling it like it is. That was the first question the nurse asked when I woke up. Are you letting the gas out? Yep, I am says I. You forgot to mention that that gas doesn't stink! Just saying.<br /><br />It's a thrill a minute isn't it? Bwahahahaha. I'm not doing it again for another five years either.<br /><br />Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-72011518469707544462009-04-23T11:35:00.000-04:002009-04-23T11:35:00.000-04:00Believe me, there are people who would pay good mo...Believe me, there are people who would pay good money to do that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-89179464867036344412009-04-23T10:57:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:57:00.000-04:00That was funny, but it wasn't so funny when I went...That was funny, but it wasn't so funny when I went through it with Bill, I felt so sorry for him and he kept apologizing for all the gas like I really cared, go figure.Judehttp://jude8753.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-51468750742119740872009-04-23T10:36:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:36:00.000-04:00Been there. Done that. Got the tee shirt. Another ...Been there. Done that. Got the tee shirt. Another good thing -- no-chunk toots.Secondary Roadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05116234285533139701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-80271639070761616332009-04-23T10:11:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:11:00.000-04:00There are days when the agonies of childbirth seem...There are days when the agonies of childbirth seem so paltry in comparison....Crabby Blogging Ladyhttp://crabbyblogginglady.comnoreply@blogger.com