tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post621930942096231592..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Caption This; Offensive Art: Win PrizesDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-3944106941160447502008-09-04T15:21:00.000-04:002008-09-04T15:21:00.000-04:00After being forced into gay porn after the "The Sm...After being forced into gay porn after the "The Smurfs" were cancelled, Papa Smurf (seen here) launches his new line of gell based ass plugs.dadthedudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14907553271762045185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-56759103127748120162008-09-04T11:51:00.000-04:002008-09-04T11:51:00.000-04:00Introducing:El French Tickler---The patron saint o...Introducing:<BR/>El French Tickler---The patron saint of battery-powered plastic toys.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06353879913720923051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-91937597592476933582008-09-04T08:45:00.000-04:002008-09-04T08:45:00.000-04:00Bradley, you had me at rockROFLMfurryAOBradley, you had me at rock<BR/>ROFLMfurryAObchbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08572431511394377419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-3426192820031774542008-09-04T02:15:00.000-04:002008-09-04T02:15:00.000-04:00Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...Take ...Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...Take a seat on my inflatable c**k.Bradleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041723486315545548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-25120184864614729432008-09-03T22:48:00.000-04:002008-09-03T22:48:00.000-04:00Well hellfire and dalmatians, all y'all are perver...Well hellfire and dalmatians, all y'all are perverts.<BR/>I knew I liked this group for some reason.<BR/>It was really <B>hard </B> (pun intended)to pick only 3 choices.<BR/>:)bchbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08572431511394377419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-37804507943292374822008-09-03T20:45:00.000-04:002008-09-03T20:45:00.000-04:00Experience what it's really like to work in Americ...Experience what it's really like to work in America!Don Dousharmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16357451052510330204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-76571461293027163832008-09-03T19:46:00.000-04:002008-09-03T19:46:00.000-04:00Holy buckets batman! I got nothing..!Holy buckets batman! I got nothing..!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-62694627237625638232008-09-03T18:38:00.000-04:002008-09-03T18:38:00.000-04:00This is quite possibly the gay son of Jaba the Hut...This is quite possibly the gay son of Jaba the Hut and Santa Claus carrying the Gay Olympic Torch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-32220110273614183582008-09-03T17:35:00.000-04:002008-09-03T17:35:00.000-04:00Not all giants come with bean stalk.Not all giants <I>come</I> with bean stalk.Orionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13146116984123274600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-8129995679738530632008-09-03T17:08:00.000-04:002008-09-03T17:08:00.000-04:00hohohoho! HO! HO! HO!HO!HOHOHOHOHO!!!! OH!OH!OH!OO...hohohoho! <BR/><BR/>HO! HO! HO!HO!HOHOHOHOHO!!!! OH!OH!OH!OOOOH! OOOOH! Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhh..... yessssssssss....<BR/><BR/><BR/>[please forgive me for being tasteless. I almost didn't do it. No pun intended.]This Brazen Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02924652859389870978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-70124159493959338292008-09-03T17:03:00.000-04:002008-09-03T17:03:00.000-04:00New York has the Statue of Liberty, San Francisco ...New York has the Statue of Liberty, San Francisco has the Statue of Sodomy...The Humor Bloggershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03166533993280880546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-88831916870344609892008-09-03T16:56:00.000-04:002008-09-03T16:56:00.000-04:00Santa finally figures out how to get what he wants...<I>Santa finally figures out how to get what he wants for Christmas... </I>Midwest Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10095161837187839812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-34359863075393734022008-09-03T16:11:00.000-04:002008-09-03T16:11:00.000-04:00'Wanna a lick?"'Wanna a lick?"Gianettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08560583308799336857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-64869191457127397832008-09-03T15:45:00.000-04:002008-09-03T15:45:00.000-04:00The town of Itchiass, Alaska erected a large infla...The town of Itchiass, Alaska erected a large inflatable statue of Santa Claus this week, commemorating the Christmas of 1978--the historic year that Kris Kringle forgot the toys and instead brought gigantic cotton candy suppositories for all of the children of the town.Howard Bannisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08075288668906525372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-35629428269495792062008-09-03T15:19:00.000-04:002008-09-03T15:19:00.000-04:00Seems like nowadays everyone is takin' it in the r...<B><I>Seems like nowadays everyone is takin' it in the rear at Christmas time . . .</I></B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-32923615658336971932008-09-03T15:11:00.000-04:002008-09-03T15:11:00.000-04:00Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open ...<B><I> Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw back my sash.<BR/><BR/>The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.<BR/><BR/>When, what to my wondering ass should appear, But a miniature gay man, with eight inches of vinyl for my rear . . .</I></B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-85172846409845648472008-09-03T14:36:00.000-04:002008-09-03T14:36:00.000-04:00Sphincter Bells. . .Sphincter Bells. . .Sphincter ...<B><I>Sphincter Bells. . .<BR/>Sphincter Bells. . .<BR/>Sphincter all da way. . .<BR/>Oh, what fun it is to ride<BR/>Even though some think it's gay. . . <BR/>HEY!. . .</I> :-0<BR/><BR/>(NTTAWWT). . .</B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-42544632655073832782008-09-03T14:31:00.000-04:002008-09-03T14:31:00.000-04:00NOW I KNOW WHY SANTA "COMES DOWN MY CHIMNEY". IT'...NOW I KNOW WHY SANTA "COMES DOWN MY CHIMNEY". IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT FITS.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83299970001691592342008-09-03T14:10:00.000-04:002008-09-03T14:10:00.000-04:00@ Everyone: Keep them coming. Great captions so fa...@ Everyone: Keep them coming. Great captions so far.<BR/>Jenn, your non entry may be a winner. LOLDa Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-67199775755299440452008-09-03T13:49:00.000-04:002008-09-03T13:49:00.000-04:00Look out, here comes Jolly Old St. Prick!Look out, here comes Jolly Old St. Prick!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-10838713109805025812008-09-03T12:56:00.000-04:002008-09-03T12:56:00.000-04:00The Mrs says: I know how proud you are of your toy...The Mrs says: I know how proud you are of your toys, but could you please please put them away?Skye Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043620074574992493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-43489350934860526562008-09-03T12:37:00.000-04:002008-09-03T12:37:00.000-04:00Andy Warhol was right. "Art is what you can get aw...Andy Warhol was right. "Art is what you can get away with."kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-31667876027058247262008-09-03T12:35:00.000-04:002008-09-03T12:35:00.000-04:00Santa's new line of butt plugs is a real bell ring...Santa's new line of butt plugs is a real bell ringer.Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-33164777143754882382008-09-03T12:01:00.000-04:002008-09-03T12:01:00.000-04:00Wow... I, um.... Wow. No, I'm not entering the cap...Wow... I, um.... Wow. No, I'm not entering the caption contest. <BR/><BR/>It's hard to caption what you can't quite wrap your mind around...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-15090256969853885602008-09-03T11:36:00.000-04:002008-09-03T11:36:00.000-04:00HOLY SHIT!!!<B> HOLY SHIT!!! </B>Orionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13146116984123274600noreply@blogger.com