tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post7352539317781113368..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Important poop update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Da Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-27523564169207884502009-11-01T08:18:57.165-05:002009-11-01T08:18:57.165-05:00Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
...Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?<br /><br />He worked it out with a pencil.<br /><br />:DGerry Hatrićhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06172504526073441190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-11821780821586929612009-10-26T23:17:12.161-04:002009-10-26T23:17:12.161-04:00How many fingers can you take?How many fingers can you take?Gianettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08560583308799336857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-40458347346976057312009-10-26T20:29:08.094-04:002009-10-26T20:29:08.094-04:00Were there mutual cigarettes lit up afterwards??
...Were there mutual cigarettes lit up afterwards??<br /><br />I feel for you though, I've actually had to manually help in a past profession..nipsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11061571053152403416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-68403468779080138272009-10-26T16:47:59.935-04:002009-10-26T16:47:59.935-04:00MANUAL HELP!!!!! I want to ask and don't want ...MANUAL HELP!!!!! I want to ask and don't want to ask in equal measures...<br /><br />AnnaxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-85455591503964062862009-10-26T12:52:55.396-04:002009-10-26T12:52:55.396-04:00go suppository or go home (or should I say AND go...go suppository or go home (or should I say AND go home?)Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-58768505069775388442009-10-26T09:48:02.440-04:002009-10-26T09:48:02.440-04:00I loves me a good poopy post and this one does NOT...I loves me a good poopy post and this one does NOT disappoint!<br /><br />Ha!<br /><br />You know sometimes I wish I had somebody to wipe me. I keep asking my hubs and kids and they still say no.<br /><br />Ingrates!<br /><br />Ha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-20171246066543351912009-10-26T04:42:42.670-04:002009-10-26T04:42:42.670-04:00Okay, I was starting to get a little peeved at you...Okay, I was starting to get a little peeved at you for failing to at least acknowledge the existence of your commenters, like you have done in the past, but I suppose this is just another symptom of your present condition. I hope they do not classify your poop as blood diamonds. I think you have been through enough already.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-16707252117409996672009-10-26T01:34:20.534-04:002009-10-26T01:34:20.534-04:00Sounds like you need to start eating a coal based ...Sounds like you need to start eating a coal based diet.LLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01614843246640462976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-65975534106274902072009-10-26T00:16:00.238-04:002009-10-26T00:16:00.238-04:00It's good to see you posting again, even if it...It's good to see you posting again, even if it is about deep dark scary places Stephen King never dreamed of.<br /><br />After you've finished "tipping" the underpaid medical staff, can you send any spare diamonds my way?<br /><br />It would be great if you rinsed them off first.Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-68535090827515468152009-10-25T19:45:52.881-04:002009-10-25T19:45:52.881-04:00Congratulations on your movements. I wish I could ...Congratulations on your movements. I wish I could shit diamonds.Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-6450865132735651722009-10-25T18:36:09.767-04:002009-10-25T18:36:09.767-04:00You are a gem indeed. I so agree with nonamedufus...You are a gem indeed. I so agree with nonamedufus.<br /><br />Have a terrific day. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-22314645722241524822009-10-25T16:45:20.716-04:002009-10-25T16:45:20.716-04:00Ouch! You're pooping diamonds now?
I'm g...Ouch! You're pooping diamonds now? <br /><br />I'm glad to see you're back at the Rehab Center, out of the hospital. I hope you're getting better each day. How long before you can go home? <br /><br />- MargaretNanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-23578135222254826522009-10-25T13:52:09.701-04:002009-10-25T13:52:09.701-04:00Yeah, the pain meds will do that to ya. Mail deliv...Yeah, the pain meds will do that to ya. Mail delivery should return to normal once those taper off. Thinking of you every day.....Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-61667178230678630562009-10-25T13:01:43.155-04:002009-10-25T13:01:43.155-04:00Oy, flash back time. No thanks for that.
Water, ...Oy, flash back time. No thanks for that.<br /><br />Water, fruit, pericolace. The poo poo cocktail. Try it, you'll like it. :DMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10106720865034468249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4934073889617019152009-10-25T12:44:25.396-04:002009-10-25T12:44:25.396-04:00Was it good for you?
Hope things move well soon.
...Was it good for you?<br /><br />Hope things move well soon.<br /><br />Take care!ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-72189803934585894962009-10-25T12:02:38.291-04:002009-10-25T12:02:38.291-04:00I never knew there was such a thing as "manua...I never knew there was such a thing as "manually helping" til I saw a nurse do it to my father-in-law and I thought I could never, ever, ever do that! God bless the people who can and do.BONNIE Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051131465977943433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-25803584242119897612009-10-25T11:44:47.563-04:002009-10-25T11:44:47.563-04:00You're a gem, Joe.You're a gem, Joe.nonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-3205283226601417992009-10-25T11:38:19.083-04:002009-10-25T11:38:19.083-04:00Crotchety, did anyone tell you that constipation i...Crotchety, did anyone tell you that constipation is a side effect from pain medication? I guess being pain free is worth a hand in the old poop chute eh? Glad to see you are feeling better. Hope you are home soon.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.com