tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post7634219365755823129..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Joe Versus the VolcanoDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-60417448882298961072009-06-06T15:22:31.847-04:002009-06-06T15:22:31.847-04:00The trick is to build up a tolerance.
I suggest s...The trick is to build up a tolerance.<br /><br />I suggest starting out with two per day, then three, then five.<br />Add Fire sauce as needed.<br /><br />Best wishes.Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-51198126031421570582009-06-05T14:30:32.410-04:002009-06-05T14:30:32.410-04:00Hilarious. Just hilarious! But, I agree with Chr...Hilarious. Just hilarious! But, I agree with Chris; it's TMI or even WTMI.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06948631272816359901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-6917264675991091492009-06-04T22:07:01.013-04:002009-06-04T22:07:01.013-04:00Don't you just hate it when spicy food burns y...Don't you just hate it when spicy food burns you twice?Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08943128638748507880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-39874824190717844642009-06-04T18:59:46.607-04:002009-06-04T18:59:46.607-04:00You had better NEVER raz me about my texts to you ...You had better NEVER raz me about my texts to you from the bathroom again after this post!A New Yorkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997572457756451648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-88119319879673198302009-06-04T17:13:27.704-04:002009-06-04T17:13:27.704-04:00@ Stacie: That is the one thing I would really fea...@ Stacie: That is the one thing I would really fear.<br /><br />@ Lin: Just trying to educate and inform.<br /><br />@ Nonamed: Volcano really covers it.<br /><br />@ Kathcom: Much better than Sennacot or Metamucil.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4359127404847048062009-06-04T15:40:06.614-04:002009-06-04T15:40:06.614-04:00I love the Volcano Taco. It's like Roto Rooter...I love the Volcano Taco. It's like Roto Rooter.<br /><br />Finally there's a fast food whose name promotes truth in advertising.kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83980071589827246402009-06-04T15:37:10.465-04:002009-06-04T15:37:10.465-04:00Funny, funny. I wonder if that's how they nam...Funny, funny. I wonder if that's how they named that thing in the first place. Some marketing guy at Taco Bell HQ may have had the same reaction and said "eureka"!, er, ah, "volcano"!nonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83050710142372301272009-06-04T14:32:04.412-04:002009-06-04T14:32:04.412-04:00Ohhhhh. TMI, Old dude.Ohhhhh. TMI, Old dude.Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07042143254001890567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-67820412383548252302009-06-04T14:05:37.480-04:002009-06-04T14:05:37.480-04:00"prune mcshake" lmfao
I really have no ..."prune mcshake" lmfao<br /><br />I really have no comment to this...lmfaoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-19120467472724376252009-06-04T13:22:25.365-04:002009-06-04T13:22:25.365-04:00@ MA: Es verdad
@ Jayewalking: Usually, we go to ...@ MA: Es verdad<br /><br />@ Jayewalking: Usually, we go to Baja Fresh, which is a bit less dramatic<br /><br />@ Chris: It's more a warning to others. I'm the Paul Revere of faux Mexican food. <br /><br />@ Moooooog: It wasn't exactly ash that Mrs.Crotchety was worried about.<br /><br />@ Kirsten: Back to jell-o for me.<br /><br />@ Reforming: Thanks. All is pretty much done moving.<br /><br />@ Etta: That didn't bother me, thankfully.<br /><br />@ Quirky: I did learn of the joys of baby wipes<br /><br />@ Don: Lots of rumbling before the eruption<br /><br />@ Sandee: She didn't eat the Volcano Taco, so all was well.<br /><br />@ Pricilla: Much worse. Honest. Even worse than Abby's gas.<br /><br />@ FishHawk: She had the 9-1 dialed.<br /><br />@ Mike: Thanks. What should we use, in case of an accident?<br /><br />@ Jenn: And it certainly was.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-55169635630711627322009-06-04T12:52:41.574-04:002009-06-04T12:52:41.574-04:00I would have thought the "Volcano" in th...I would have thought the "Volcano" in the title might have been a tip off for some sort of... um... elaborate self-expression on the taco's part.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-84928282657332594452009-06-04T12:23:51.539-04:002009-06-04T12:23:51.539-04:00Did you do a poo post?
That's awesome.
Don&...Did you do a poo post?<br /><br />That's awesome. <br /><br />Don't use febreze, it doesn't work for poo.Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-26372210415309451852009-06-04T12:16:50.374-04:002009-06-04T12:16:50.374-04:00Instead of calling the paramedics, maybe the lovel...Instead of calling the paramedics, maybe the lovely Ms. Crotchety should make another run for the border the next time you get stuck in the hallway?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-53157316778541573522009-06-04T12:01:27.351-04:002009-06-04T12:01:27.351-04:00Uhm is it worse than goat gas? Even after I have e...Uhm is it worse than goat gas? Even after I have eaten the cabbage?brokenteepeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06907414560986208401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-17396101102427871692009-06-04T11:25:46.487-04:002009-06-04T11:25:46.487-04:00Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up Crotchety. Did th...Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up Crotchety. Did the misses have the same problem? If so I hope you had two bathrooms. Bwahahahahahaha.<br /><br />Have a terrific day. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-10883363354475455642009-06-04T11:19:09.045-04:002009-06-04T11:19:09.045-04:00I remember that taco I think. Didn't it have t...I remember that taco I think. Didn't it have the green sauce on it? Anyway, I ate one several months ago. It was okay, and while I didn't get the "squirts", my stomach rumbled for a couple of days.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-56090973300354617152009-06-04T10:33:18.084-04:002009-06-04T10:33:18.084-04:00Occasional anal blows can be good for the soul Old...Occasional anal blows can be good for the soul Old Man.<br /><br />And baby wipes are soothing as well. Especially the extra sensitive ones, or the ones with aloe.<br /><br />Not that I would know about that stuff. I'm too young.<br /><br />Ha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-46113585304900301862009-06-04T10:23:13.965-04:002009-06-04T10:23:13.965-04:00The worst of it is the after-burner affect, ooowee...The worst of it is the after-burner affect, oooweeee ouchy!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-15676020614232298482009-06-04T09:30:32.310-04:002009-06-04T09:30:32.310-04:00Trash can in one hand and butt on the pot? I hope...Trash can in one hand and butt on the pot? I hope not. Glad things are moving along (pun intended)!<br /><br />I have some soup I made with vegetarian refried beans. I can send you some. ;-)ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-53111383911175564622009-06-04T09:30:03.260-04:002009-06-04T09:30:03.260-04:00That'll teach you to try to put some spice int...That'll teach you to try to put some spice into your life, old man!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-65541467785581157632009-06-04T08:33:28.092-04:002009-06-04T08:33:28.092-04:00My house is a veritable world of Pompeii.
Being c...My house is a veritable world of Pompeii.<br /><br />Being covered in ash is the least of my family's worries.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-68563949115753790522009-06-04T02:56:39.360-04:002009-06-04T02:56:39.360-04:00Um, TMI, Crotchety, TMI.Um, TMI, Crotchety, TMI.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-24165911487215748952009-06-04T01:31:13.823-04:002009-06-04T01:31:13.823-04:00LOL! There is a reason we call it "Taco Smel...LOL! There is a reason we call it "Taco Smell" here. And yet every once in awhile I do get a craving for it!jayewalkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15589675407326690691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-69913772923767265422009-06-04T00:21:59.782-04:002009-06-04T00:21:59.782-04:00Muy Loco, Senor Jose!Muy Loco, Senor Jose!Gianettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08560583308799336857noreply@blogger.com