"Dear City Sanitation," We respectfully suggest it might be time to rethink your policy in regards to leaving behind trash that is not contained in designated cans.
In a continued effort to decrease waste in the county's landfills, patrons of Pauley's Bar & Grill are urged to use the areas around the garbage cans not the actual can itself.
Unable to come to terms with her jealousy of her prettier and more popular older sister Marcia, Jan Brady's already unhappy life took a turn for the worse.
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ReplyDelete"Dear City Sanitation," We respectfully suggest it might be time to rethink your policy in regards to leaving behind trash that is not contained in designated cans.
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Missed it by that much..."
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ReplyDeleteUnable to come to terms with her jealousy of her prettier and more popular older sister Marcia, Jan Brady's already unhappy life took a turn for the worse.
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