"For only $19.95, you can get the Hot New Item of the Season that all shoppers must have. Its the life-like foldable suffocating Elmo Doll! Get it now while supplies last."
The "your personal shopper" ad, didn't say they were kids, wtf am I to do with him? Maybe I ought to just shove him in my little cart here, and go return him!
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"For only $19.95, you can get the Hot New Item of the Season that all shoppers must have. Its the life-like foldable suffocating Elmo Doll! Get it now while supplies last."
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ReplyDeleteyou don'twant to walk?! fine, but i'm not carrying you!
ReplyDelete" If I disguise him as a purse, then no one would know that I broke China's One Child Policy."
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This $3.00 stroller is the best deal I ever had.
ReplyDelete"Olympic training starts early!"
ReplyDeleteSmells OK to me.
ReplyDelete"They were on sale six for $1, but I only wanted the one. Bargain!"
ReplyDeleteThe "your personal shopper" ad, didn't say they were kids, wtf am I to do with him? Maybe I ought to just shove him in my little cart here, and go return him!
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing what they can do with origami these days!!!
ReplyDelete"THERE'S A KINK IN MY CHINK!". . :-0
ReplyDelete"Where am I going and why am I in this basket?". . .
ReplyDelete"Looking to expand on the successful cookie market, China develops the Fortune Baby"
ReplyDeleteWhen asked how she keeps her children so crisp and clean. . . Mrs. Lee simply replied "Ancient Chinese secret"
ReplyDelete"In the fall of 69 China introduced the Miscarriage to the US stroller market and was an immediate success". . .
ReplyDeleteChild? What child?
ReplyDelete"You've got to know when to hold 'em. .
ReplyDeleteKnow when to fold 'em". . .
DARN, rubba!
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it.....lol.
Xiao Wi was exhausted from the balance beam in Beijing, and needed her mother to get her home.
ReplyDeleteMTV and Noggin team up to present "Toddler Jackass"
ReplyDelete"It's not gay if I suck my own, right?"
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing I can come up with that can compete with Rubba's There's a kink in my chink!
ReplyDeleteGood GAWD. lol.
Yeah I gotta say Rubba hit all the captions I thought of...not! Rubba is the man!!
ReplyDeleteThis one has my vote...
When asked how she keeps her children so crisp and clean. . . Mrs. Lee simply replied "Ancient Chinese secret"
He always sleeps like that since we took away his soother. I just don't know why!
ReplyDeleteTainted formula ?
ReplyDeleteNot knowing what STUMBLE UPON IT is, I stumbled you. Hope it doesn't leave a mark.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Rubba is ahead. I prefer his "know when to fold 'em" slogan. THAT was a stroke of brilliance.
ReplyDeleteI got nothin'. That is really the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteOK, I got one. Sort of..."even better than the Bonsai Kitten"
ReplyDeleteSorry, I didn't say it was good.
Kim Fong, seen here training for the 2012 Olympics, is China's next rising star. Officials say Fong will be 16 before the start in London.
ReplyDeleteOk... I'm usually just an observer on these... and I gotta say I think Kristen wins... I totally thought about orgami when I saw that kid...
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