Although Irene had been dead for two days, Joe had no intentions of surrendering her body to the mortuary ... not as long as he could continue to use the carpool lane.
Yeah, hey there Raynelle. I need me a jar of Velveeta, 2 bags of pork rinds, a pound o’ hog maws, a dozen mountain oysters and I’ll take that there shotgun on the wall with 3 boxes o’ ammo…Earlene, what the hell else you want?
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"God dammit, Joe, slow down!You're not speed racer!"
ReplyDeleteThe missus wanted a red convertible.. so I got 'er one.
ReplyDelete"when I told grandpa to put the bag in the back and take it to town, this isn't exactly what I had in mind..."
ReplyDeleteRedneck navigational system
ReplyDelete"I wouldn't give you anything more than a case of Pabst for her. Take it or leave it."
ReplyDeleteJimbob needed to cart ma in a separate cart due to her funky smell.
ReplyDelete"Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed..."
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
Are we there yet?
ReplyDeleteAre you done reading the GPS yet?
ReplyDeleteThe new Lehman Brothers Shuttle Service is now open for business.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Irene had been dead for two days, Joe had no intentions of surrendering her body to the mortuary ... not as long as he could continue to use the carpool lane.
ReplyDeleteAfter losing the recent election, John McCain had to alter his retirement plans.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Congratulations... the U.S. has just shown way better choice in voting than Canada.
Falling asleep while driving results in 22% of today's biggest road accidents.
ReplyDeleteLocal business attracts new customers with new drive-thru window.
ReplyDeleteThe little engine that could....
ReplyDeleteOld school backseat driving.
ReplyDeleteShut up Martha and let me scratch these dang tickets so's we can move up to the covered wagon model.
ReplyDeleteCan't you go any faster pa, I've got important things to do?
ReplyDeleteNo Fred, please don't take me to the 'hospital'. I promise to be good from now on!
ReplyDeleteJust showin' off my trophy wife around town. Aint she a beaut'!
ReplyDelete"Driving Miss Lazy"
ReplyDelete"Zzzzzz.....zzzzzzzz"
ReplyDeleteGet me some fries with that Joe!
ReplyDeleteWake up you bastard before I drive this chair right up your ass!
ReplyDeleteOnce his beer goggles wore off, Enis realized the error in his ways and tried to return her to the bar.
ReplyDeleteHoney! Tell her to "super-size" it!
ReplyDeleteBait purchased and safely stowed in the trailer, Joe departs for his annual bear-hunting trip.
ReplyDelete"Stop your nagging Ma. I'm payin' up. We'll be back to the trailer in time for Oprah."
ReplyDeleteYeah, hey there Raynelle. I need me a jar of Velveeta, 2 bags of pork rinds, a pound o’ hog maws, a dozen mountain oysters and I’ll take that there shotgun on the wall with 3 boxes o’ ammo…Earlene, what the hell else you want?
ReplyDeletewhen ma got into the Ex-Lax®, pa would put her on the manure spreader and wait for the tank to fill up.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Chica's caption! Hilarious!!! Oh yeah, the pic is pretty funny too.
ReplyDeleteJohn Deere rolls out the new "pull-a-bitch" economy trailer.
ReplyDeleteHurry up Earl, we gotta get to the polls to vote for McCain.
ReplyDeleteHi Joe, I'm baaack!
ReplyDeleteThe one thing we could do to make Ma happy was to take her winder shopping.