The National Geographic failed drastically after trying to introduce their own spin on Mr. Dressup's 'Tickle Trunk' in an attempt to appeal to a younger audience.
Roy the rhino was embarrassed not only because this perverted display of interspecies lust was caught on camera, but because he knew that Crotchety Old Man would eventually make this a "Caption This" contest.
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"Hey Doc, be a little gentler back there with that enema, your killing me here!"
ReplyDeleteYou think YOU'RE getting screwed at the pumps...don't get me started.
ReplyDeleteLove, unrequited...they say a elephant never forgets.
ReplyDelete"With a lot of hard work and a little luck, even an elephant can be a proctologist!"
ReplyDeleteThe expression goes "Hung LIKE a bull elephant. Not "Hanging FROM a bull elephant."
ReplyDelete"Honey, could you pack the trunk?"
ReplyDeletenext time don't stand too close to the ballot box during election day!
ReplyDeleteSince zoo's dont allow peanuts anymore, elephants have found ways to smuggle them in.
ReplyDeleteNow say Ahhhh
ReplyDeleteYou know, you are the best boss ever! I really love the way you manage our team. I am so glad to work for you.
ReplyDelete"Hey, this tastes pretty good!"
ReplyDeleteYou think YOU'VE got junk in your trunk.. Just look at what's in mine!!
ReplyDeleteWhere butt-kissing meets the law of the jungle.
ReplyDeleteRhino was delighted to get his Christmas goose early...
ReplyDeleteRhino?
ReplyDeleteRhin-YES! . . ;-)
"Tusk in the pink. . . Trunk in the stink". . . 8-O
ReplyDeleteTonsils? I don't see no tonsils...
ReplyDeleteHow animals handle erectile dysfunction in the wild.
ReplyDelete"Dude, blow harder it's almost there!"
Damn you are so hot.
ReplyDeleteBabar gave a whole new meaning to the term "poop chute."
ReplyDeleteYou're temperature is 101 F. Take a couple of aspirin and call me in the morning.
ReplyDeleteYum, you ate barley this morning.
ReplyDelete"Oh Ralph, please don't do that now. It really tickles and people are watching"
ReplyDeleteI told you...IT'S NOT IN THERE!
ReplyDelete"Hey Ellie, I did it! You owe me 10 peanuts!"
ReplyDeleteThe National Geographic failed drastically after trying to introduce their own spin on Mr. Dressup's 'Tickle Trunk' in an attempt to appeal to a younger audience.
ReplyDeleteRoy the rhino was embarrassed not only because this perverted display of interspecies lust was caught on camera, but because he knew that Crotchety Old Man would eventually make this a "Caption This" contest.
ReplyDeleteMom! Uncle Babar is touching me again!
ReplyDeleteblow job. you're doing it wrong.
ReplyDelete"oh oh, that's not your mouth I'm kissing!"
ReplyDeleteI usually prefer that tight giraffe ass, but I'll slum it with a rhino at closing time if I have to.
ReplyDeleteAdds another meaning to 'Rhino-sore-arse'.
ReplyDeleteHey, Al. Could you take a look over the railing and see what my trunk is stuck in? It's killin me.
ReplyDeleteAfter being shot down by all the other female elephants, Sully decided to explore his options.
ReplyDeleteI don't care how soft his fur is. This is the last time I pull that rabbit out of your arse, use leaves like normal animals next time!
ReplyDelete"When I said I need Rhinoplasty this is not what I meant"
ReplyDelete"This is what you call a Rhinosawass"
"I have this really large bogey and I just can't shake it"
"How do I know when he's inflated will he start to float"
The new image of Repressed Republican Curiosity.
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