Just dropping by to wish you all the best for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I've enjoyed reading your blog since finding it through entrecard and will continue to do so!
After suffering from a mild identity crisis Rex, the German Shepard, went off his meds and applied for an opening posted on Craig's List to be one of Santas Reindeers. He did not get the job.
Santa: You can't fly, you're a dog. Stop wasting my time.
Rex: I can too fly you (bleep)
Santa: Get this stupid dog outta here.
The dejected canine was spotted sky diving over Pasadena with a message for Santa. We have digitally altered it for publication: (Santa is a Shi*)
Rex is currently being held at Pasadena County Jail on charges of defamation.
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just stopping by to say Merry Christmas to the Crotchety's! (I really suck at the whole caption thing).
ReplyDelete@ Lipstick: Thank you. And the same to you and your family.
ReplyDeleteIt's Christmas Eve, Crotchety!
ReplyDeleteBad intelligence leads to failed SAS attack on Iran.
ReplyDeleteBecause everyone knows Greenlanders can't spell, he dropped the heinous farting dog on them to take them all out when they were celebrating Festivus.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and the wife that puts up witcha. Kisses
Crotchety, for the record I meant to write reindog.
ReplyDelete"And that's how Blitzen got his name..."
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you too, and all the best for the New Year :)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe it, but that pic has me totally speechless!! hilarious!
ReplyDeletelet me just say, I'm wishing you and the missus a very Merry Christmas! :)
I don't see how these antlers are going to help with my stealth mission sir, but I won't question it.
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ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Crotchety! Don't forget carrots for the reindeer and some low fat eggnog for the big guy.
ReplyDelete"There must've been some mix-up at SAS.. When they heard the words 'On Donner and Blitzen' They thought the queen had said 'oh, dog and blitz them!'"
ReplyDeleteI haven't even the foggiest idea of how to caption that... so, Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteMerry Kwanzaanukkahmas, Crotchety!
ReplyDeleteJust dropping by to wish you all the best for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I've enjoyed reading your blog since finding it through entrecard and will continue to do so!
ReplyDeleteAfter suffering from a mild identity crisis Rex, the German Shepard, went off his meds and applied for an opening posted on Craig's List to be one of Santas Reindeers. He did not get the job.
ReplyDeleteSanta: You can't fly, you're a dog. Stop wasting my time.
Rex: I can too fly you (bleep)
Santa: Get this stupid dog outta here.
The dejected canine was spotted sky diving over Pasadena with a message for Santa. We have digitally altered it for publication: (Santa is a Shi*)
Rex is currently being held at Pasadena County Jail on charges of defamation.
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Have a wonderful Christmas!!!!!! Wishing you the best!
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