With ecstasy's rise in popularity among today's party-goers, evening wear has 'changed' slightly. Why here's Billy trying out the new "Rave-Wear" line!
"After receiving lay-off notices, many Die-Hard Republican followers of Pat Robertson just don't feel like themselves lately but have found renewed comfort in warm milk before bedtime."
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Bill was getting ready to head to the New Years Eve Party at Susies when he did a last minute check-over of himself:
ReplyDelete"Diaper-Check"
"Binkie-Check"
"Sunglasses that make me even sexier-Check"
Oops I forgot my bra!!!
The Curious Case of the 2009 New Years Baby
ReplyDeleteWith ecstasy's rise in popularity among today's party-goers, evening wear has 'changed' slightly. Why here's Billy trying out the new "Rave-Wear" line!
ReplyDeleteOr...
ReplyDelete"Boomer Lingerie."
I am too sexy for my diaper
ReplyDeleteThe 14 pound 2 oz baby from California has conceded. Baby Bob is now the largest baby.
ReplyDeleteBorn by c-section, hospital staff rented a caterpillar crane to remove the child from the womb.
I got nuthin!
ReplyDeleteThe 'rent's realized Bill wanted to be a Secret Service Agent when he started wearing sunglasses everywhere he went.
ReplyDeleteNote to New Year's Baby: Throw in a salad!
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
What seems out of place in this picture?
ReplyDelete2009 is Bringing Sexy Back.
ReplyDeleteOne shouldn't underestimate the power of a diaper, or a buttplug sized binkie, watch your back folks!
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"Please, just shoot me now!"
ReplyDelete"After receiving lay-off notices, many Die-Hard Republican followers of Pat Robertson just don't feel like themselves lately but have found renewed comfort in warm milk before bedtime."
ReplyDeleteOne example of the Childhood Obesity Epidemic.
ReplyDeleteA new and improved, self-sufficient, self-feeding, self-cleaning baby: He is already lactating, can milk himself and can change his own diaper.
ReplyDeleteJust another reason why women shouldn't breastfeed their babies.
ReplyDeleteI'm think I'm ready to nurse, sweet-thing.
ReplyDeleteC'mon everyone.. You know the words to this song!
ReplyDelete"Oh these are the people in your neighborhood..
In your neighborhood..
In your neighborhood..
Oh, there are the people in your neighborhood..
In your neighborhood.. Each day!"
Now, don't you want to just go out and meet some "new" folks???
MAn I would hate to be the one that has to put diaper rash ointment on that hairy deep dark crack!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though..he is way to old to be in diapers. He should be in PULL UPS at least!!
It's too early to puke, but thanks for the starter course...note: My thought--not a caption!
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day and a very Happy New Year. :)
ReplyDeleteThat looks exactly like my younger brother!
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha! HA!
I don't have single thought in my head except...
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
"Yes, ladies. He's single. Ah, yeah!"
ReplyDeleteThis is just so wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteAnd just how did you get my picture, it was Rubba wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Breast Milk...it does a body good?
ReplyDeleteYou think 2008 was bad? Here's the start of 2009.
ReplyDeleteSanta's gotten a job moonlighting as the New Year's Baby.
ReplyDeleteBut Billy Mays promised me it would be fabulous for new year's eve!
ReplyDelete"Change is coming." I just feel sorry for the guy who gets to do the changing.
ReplyDeleteIs that a butt plug hanging around his neck ? No for real ?
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, he is my boy toy!!!
ReplyDeletePlease everybody do not make fun of him!!!!
Easily I to but I contemplate the list inform should have more info then it has.
ReplyDeleteinteresting post. I would love to follow you on twitter.
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