LOL!"Hey... you ladies wanna see my noodle?"
first of all - that is so Key West Florida! I recognize this guy!"those lousy pirates, I'll never go on a Cunard cruise again!"lame, so I'll be back
I've voted for you. The only thing that comes to my sleep-deprived mind is, "will eat, for clothes." I know, stupid.
"The real reason behind crotchetys recent troubles. He said he was incapacitated at his Casa del Sister's house begging his nephew for his computer. But, I don't think so; you were out modeling on the Jersey shore, weren't you?"
"Is that barbeque?"
In light of the economic crisis, Ed had to settle for all night shift at Wu Fong's Massage and Noodle Emporium. still lame...I know.
Mr. Myogi bringing sexy back...peace,mikelivelife365
'You too can have a body like mine!'How come so many votes are going to others Joe? They are irrelevant after reading here!
"There are three kinds of crazy -- 'danger to yourself and/or others' crazy, fun crazy and this guy."And, of course I voted for you Crotchety! I noticed your trailing. Should some us, you know, "take care of" the competition for you?
"Needed: Updated eyeglasses."
"The real meaning of ~Add a Gadget~"
Hiro from "Heroes" fame shows signs of strain due to writer's strike.
"Extreme self esteem can be dangerous."
Damn I knew I should have gotten dressed WITH the glasses.
Proof that what they say about Oriental men is TRUE!
Sorry Old man, I would vote for you.. but you know how it goes...
I believe I said HOLD the spicy shrimp ....
"I moon you from the back AND the front!"
"Does this thong make me look fat? Maybe I should lay off the noodles..."
is that a miniature mushy banana in your hammock or are you just disappointed to see me?
And here you thought the price of tea in China was bad.. Just look what it cost me to get some noodles!
just too vile for words...
I'm too disgusted for words.
partial moon? BTW i'm not playing 'cause i know the judge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm terrible at captioning. I just wanted to say...I threw up just a little bit in the back of my throat looking at this. Yikes. Have a great day. :)
I have something for you at my blog, when you get a chance! :)
I'm not sure why, but the noodle place made me take this to go.
Due to language barriers, Mr. Wai Chu misunderstood the term 'coin purse' when reading the list of items he should have for his vacation.
Does that come in a small?
Jeeze - warn people before you post something like that - ewww!
Even nudist colonies draw the line somewhere.
"I'll do anything to ensure VE wins the Humor Blogger of the Year contest" ;) ...don't hurt me...
Maybe it's time for a higher RX in my glasses.
I am speechless..which is rare...I am frightened!
Does this make my man junk look small?
OK, you have now gotten me back for the dildo pictures. That's just wrong."Because of Lee Wong, restaurants how have a no shirt, no shoes, no PANTS, no service policy."
Kim Jong Il walks dejectedly from the latest round of strip poker.
"Hey, I'd be bicycling too, if I didn't have to keep disinfecting the seat all the time."
I'm with Sandee...I'm a little ill now. But the comments here made me giggle. =)
Hey what happened to the spring roll!
Ahhh... I ask for shrimp with lobster sauce and I end up with crabs on my shrimp! Some "Happy Family Meal" this turned out to be!
"Let's see: spectacles, testicles, camera and keys. Yep. I'm ready!"
huhuhu...cool picture
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LOL!
ReplyDelete"Hey... you ladies wanna see my noodle?"
first of all - that is so Key West Florida! I recognize this guy!
ReplyDelete"those lousy pirates, I'll never go on a Cunard cruise again!"
lame, so I'll be back
I've voted for you. The only thing that comes to my sleep-deprived mind is, "will eat, for clothes." I know, stupid.
ReplyDelete"The real reason behind crotchetys recent troubles. He said he was incapacitated at his Casa del Sister's house begging his nephew for his computer. But, I don't think so; you were out modeling on the Jersey shore, weren't you?"
ReplyDelete"Is that barbeque?"
ReplyDeleteIn light of the economic crisis, Ed had to settle for all night shift at Wu Fong's Massage and Noodle Emporium.
ReplyDeletestill lame...I know.
Mr. Myogi bringing sexy back...
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
'You too can have a body like mine!'
ReplyDeleteHow come so many votes are going to others Joe? They are irrelevant after reading here!
"There are three kinds of crazy -- 'danger to yourself and/or others' crazy, fun crazy and this guy."
ReplyDeleteAnd, of course I voted for you Crotchety! I noticed your trailing. Should some us, you know, "take care of" the competition for you?
"Needed: Updated eyeglasses."
ReplyDelete"The real meaning of ~Add a Gadget~"
ReplyDeleteHiro from "Heroes" fame shows signs of strain due to writer's strike.
ReplyDelete"Extreme self esteem can be dangerous."
ReplyDeleteDamn I knew I should have gotten dressed WITH the glasses.
ReplyDeleteProof that what they say about Oriental men is TRUE!
ReplyDeleteSorry Old man, I would vote for you.. but you know how it goes...
ReplyDeleteI believe I said HOLD the spicy shrimp ....
ReplyDelete"I moon you from the back AND the front!"
ReplyDelete"Does this thong make me look fat? Maybe I should lay off the noodles..."
ReplyDeleteis that a miniature mushy banana in your hammock or are you just disappointed to see me?
ReplyDeleteAnd here you thought the price of tea in China was bad.. Just look what it cost me to get some noodles!
ReplyDeletejust too vile for words...
ReplyDeleteI'm too disgusted for words.
ReplyDeletepartial moon? BTW i'm not playing 'cause i know the judge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm terrible at captioning. I just wanted to say...I threw up just a little bit in the back of my throat looking at this. Yikes. Have a great day. :)
ReplyDeleteI have something for you at my blog, when you get a chance! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why, but the noodle place made me take this to go.
ReplyDeleteDue to language barriers, Mr. Wai Chu misunderstood the term 'coin purse' when reading the list of items he should have for his vacation.
ReplyDeleteDoes that come in a small?
ReplyDeleteJeeze - warn people before you post something like that - ewww!
ReplyDeleteEven nudist colonies draw the line somewhere.
ReplyDelete"I'll do anything to ensure VE wins the Humor Blogger of the Year contest" ;) ...don't hurt me...
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's time for a higher RX in my glasses.
ReplyDeleteI am speechless..which is rare...I am frightened!
ReplyDeleteDoes this make my man junk look small?
ReplyDeleteOK, you have now gotten me back for the dildo pictures. That's just wrong.
ReplyDelete"Because of Lee Wong, restaurants how have a no shirt, no shoes, no PANTS, no service policy."
Kim Jong Il walks dejectedly from the latest round of strip poker.
ReplyDelete"Hey, I'd be bicycling too, if I didn't have to keep disinfecting the seat all the time."
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sandee...I'm a little ill now.
ReplyDeleteBut the comments here made me giggle. =)
Hey what happened to the spring roll!
ReplyDeleteAhhh... I ask for shrimp with lobster sauce and I end up with crabs on my shrimp! Some "Happy Family Meal" this turned out to be!
ReplyDelete"Let's see: spectacles, testicles, camera and keys. Yep. I'm ready!"
ReplyDeletehuhuhu...cool picture
ReplyDelete