For AIDS Awareness Week. . . Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch featured Wassila's first openly gay offshore fishermen and gave new meaning to "Drill Baby Drill". . .
"Dude, remember how we were arguing earlier about how gay we are, and you said 'gay' isn't a matter of degrees? Well, we don't care about the cold or the fact that we're trapped here and might drown in this lake. That's pretty darned gay, I think."
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Never having really believed in the whole global warming thing - are George and Dick really enjoying their retirement?
ReplyDelete"Dude, how long have we been passed out"?
ReplyDelete"I think we got taken on that travel package."
ReplyDeleteOblivion Beer, the last beer to have before you die of hypothermia.
ReplyDeleteIs it spring yet?
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
Dude, the ice is melting fast, maybe we should have brought a bigger cooler.
ReplyDeleteI love you man.
ReplyDeleteLook out, that ship, it's called 'The Titanic,' is heading right for us!
ReplyDeleteSo this global warming. Do you think its something to worry about?
ReplyDeleteDamn, we slept through the whole cruise. Weren't we just in Alaska?
ReplyDeleteUh....what time did your wife say she would bring the boat back? And why did you call her a fat bitch when she dropped us off you IDIOT!
ReplyDelete"Ice, Ice Baby"
ReplyDeleteWhen I said I wanted to go to an island, take my shirt off and fish all day, this was NOT what I had in mind!
ReplyDeleteWhen upper Canadians decide to 'go South' for the winter.
ReplyDeleteBud... Wei... SHIT!
ReplyDeleteSee Earl, I told you my cold erect nipples could cut ice.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to come back for this one.
ReplyDeleteJesthus Cwist, Bryce. . .
ReplyDeleteI though you thaid we were goin' fishin' fo' one eye trouser trout. . . :-(
For AIDS Awareness Week. . . Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch featured Wassila's first openly gay offshore fishermen and gave new meaning to "Drill Baby Drill". . .
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How much longer before the fish start biting?
ReplyDeleteAlaskan tailgating just ain't what it used to be.
ReplyDeleteBeing from Alaska, I might resent some of these captions! LOL And Wasilla is one S and two L's. :-)
ReplyDeleteGlobal Warming - Florida 2020 - "Bubba, do you think that gator has had enough ice to eat today?"
This is hard to caption since all our lakes look like this this time of year.
ReplyDelete"Chillin' with a bud/Bud...Priceless."
Oh Lord. Where do you find these pictures? This is a good one. Both of them look like dumb shits. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Crotchety. :)
At least the beer is floating with us.
ReplyDelete"Jimmy Bob, is this what they mean by goin' with the floe?"
ReplyDelete"Aw crap Jimbo, you left the tap on again, didn't you?"
ReplyDelete"Dude, we're so gonna win this bet. Billy Bob's ice shanty just sunk!"
ReplyDeletelol @ Jen
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damn typos. . .lol
Fred. . . You're positive Obama's only gonna serve 4 years and then we go home. . right?
ReplyDeleteFred?
Fred?
"Shit, man how long we been asleep?"
ReplyDeleteGreenland sure looks a lot bigger on the map.
ReplyDeleteBrokeback Glacier: It's Melt Your Heart!
ReplyDeleteThis picture gives creedence to the old adage:
ReplyDelete"You can lead a redneck to fish, but teaching him not to pass out from beer on an iceberg is another matter entirely."
Didn't we park the truck around here?
ReplyDelete"Welcome to Arkansas where it's 10 degrees and snowing one minute, 80 degrees and sunny the next."
ReplyDeleteProof that summer in Minnesota isn't all that far off.
ReplyDelete"Shit Frank."
ReplyDelete"The things we go through for Crotchety's blog..."
"This sucks."
"Uh, dude, where's my car?"
ReplyDelete"Dude, where's our boat?"
HOT OR NOT?
ReplyDelete10-4 wILLY
Singin' "You and me go fishin' in the dark..."
ReplyDeleteNothing like enjoying an ice cold Schmitts Gay to really quench our arctic lust (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
ReplyDelete"Ice fishing for dummies."
ReplyDeleteBut I'll wager their beer stayed cold.
Hey Earl, them beers is gittin kinda warm. Reckon they got one a them 7-11s round here so's we kin git some ice?
ReplyDelete"Dude, remember how we were arguing earlier about how gay we are, and you said 'gay' isn't a matter of degrees? Well, we don't care about the cold or the fact that we're trapped here and might drown in this lake. That's pretty darned gay, I think."
ReplyDeleteHooboy, Earl, if we wait out here long 'nuff some chicks in bikinis might show up and rescue our drunk asses!
ReplyDeleteWhere we be chill' after the Obama administration gets through with us.
ReplyDeleteShot gun wedding my ass! Let them come git me!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm really first no matter what..
ReplyDelete"I don't know what Al Gore's so worked up about, this is pretty damn cool!"
ReplyDeleteAs the days pass it's inevitable George and Paul become closer.
ReplyDelete"Melanie thought it was a rather easy way to be rid of both ex-husbands at once."
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