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Think about it for a minute: she has millions of fans, all of whom
Oprah makes, according to estimates, between 260 and 385 million dollars a year, and has managed to convince millions of fans that she is just like them. BTW, can you imagine making so much money that estimates can be off by as much as $120,000,000 per year? And, in case you are wondering, yes, she is easily a billionaire. Most estimates put her considerable fortune at over 1.3 billion. Just like all her fans.
About all they share with her is a va jay jay, but don't tell them that.
I can say that, because I doubt she has many fans who have twigs and berries. *Wink wink nudge nudge* you know what I mean? She managed to convince her public that she was apolitical. Considering that she did everything but sodomize Obama on the Tom Cruise couch
it was a tribute to her genius.
About the only other thing she has in common with these adoring
Conveniently, she got fat just as some of her audience caught on that perhaps she was less than up front about her political involvement.
But damn, we all love a fat and upset Oprah.
Happy Birthday, Oprah
Have some. It's good for ratings
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Crotchety you struck a nerve with me on this one! And a good one at that, I SIMPLY CANNOT STAND OPRAH!!! I will admit that up until the past election I didn't really give her much thought, but then when she bought and paid for the Obama's new home in Washington.... SHE CAN GO TO HELL va jay jay or no va jay jay!!
ReplyDeleteAnd she was this close to possibly becoming a Senator!
ReplyDeleteLMAO you said va-jay-jay
ReplyDeleteAll such programmes, and their hosts, ought to be sent as a Christmas gift to the Taliban!
ReplyDeleteI heard she was going to help the poor and starving by letting them suckle on her hind tit.
ReplyDeleteBumbasquat. The only place I ever hear or see anything about this woman is on the Internet. Otherwise, since I live in Britain, I live a wonderfully Oprah-free existence! Bliss.
ReplyDeleteFunny. I share her struggle with weight -- except that I never lost to begin with.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Crotchety, I referenced you and included a link in my post today. Hope it's okay!
Oprah's va jay jay on a blog. The world has gone to hell in a hand basket.
ReplyDeletewhen you mentoned the estimate.. I was thinking the same thought you posted after that.
ReplyDeleteI never watch he show.. I hate the kool-ade. I didn't even know she had gained weight again THAT'S how much I care
I think you should check your stats and see if she read her birthday tribute. TEEHEE! RIGHT ON BROTHA!
ReplyDeleteSurely Tom Cruise is a fan but I'm confused. Does he have a va-jay-jay or twig and berries? Hum....maybe a twig but no berries.
ReplyDeleteOK. I'm leaving now.
@ Krissi: But doesn't she claim she is not involved in politics?
ReplyDelete@ Paul: No, she has nothing to do with politics. Just ask her.
@ Dani: It was special as part of the birthday celebration
@ Adullamite: Sounds good to me
@ Etta: Didn't know about that. It's probably on her agenda. She is so giving.
@ Hindley: In America, we can't get away from her
@ Sherry: It's fine.
@ Deb: Pretty much.
@ Dizz: But it's Oprah. We have to care.
@ Lauren: No, she will be busy at www.happybirthdayoprah.com.
ReplyDeleteYes, that is a real site.
@ Reforming: I'm LMAO @ Twig but no berries
She could swallow that cake in one bite.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Opie. May you choke on your cake and have many more chokes to come.
ReplyDeleteYou mean she makes about a million dollars a day! I make about that with my blog, but I'm an exception to the rule
ReplyDeleteI am proud to say that I have never hopped on the crazy wagon and become a fan of Oprah. She irritates me to no end. She has these guests on her show and spends the entire time monopolizing the conversation. Why bother to have guests, why not just broadcast an hour long monologue? I'm sure her fans would love it.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who loves Oprah. I am currently re-thinking our friendship.
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced Oprah is riding the High Horse of the Apocalypse.
It's a big horse. A big horse eats a lot. I think you can tell where I'm going with this.
Yeah, she is just like all of us. No, she's not. I can't stand her. She's an entertainer. Period.
ReplyDeleteAs for her and the Nobama thing. I wonder if she got a taste of that? Bwahahahaha. Ewwwww!
Have a great day Crotchety. :)
I wonder if Oprah's going to get TV advice from Tammy Faye?
ReplyDeleteI hear they've got a lot in common.....
Lovely post. I'm proud to say I never sat through an episode of "Oprah".
ReplyDeleteGreat post, Crotchety! Oprah gets on my nerves! I've never been a fan, although, I did like her in The Color Purple.
ReplyDeleteTwig and berries???? I am kinda hungry now!!! Well not for twigs but berries for sure!!!
ReplyDeleteSo, OPRAH!!! I see that people either LOVE her OR HATE her!!!
I am not people because i neither love or hate her. I just feel neutral towards her. I do love her my favorite things show!!! Do not ask me why. I just do is all!!!
Va-jay-jay!!! Thats from Grey's Anatomy right??? It's a good word. Should be in Websters or some such dictionary!!!
HAPPY THURSDAY OLD MAN!!!!
@ The Hawg: Probably
ReplyDelete@ Don: Nice sentiments. So, I take it you didn'tget her anything?
@ Kirsten: Yup, she does. And you are exceptional.
@ Raven: The fans would love nothing more
@ Netta: I can see that
@ Sandee: Eww is right. LOL.
@ Jormen: I'm sure she already did
@ Shadow: WTG
@ Laura: Thanks
@ Michelle: I first heard it on The Soup. Oprah was talking about it "paining."
Oh, yes! She has always struck me as being a phony And I totally agree with Raven, she monopolizes all her interviews, the list of reasons why rational people dislike Oprah is endless.
ReplyDeleteOprah, Oprah, Oprah. How do I channel your energy to become so rich, famous and loved? I am fat and miserable, why don't people worship ME?
ReplyDeleteIt's a cult. I know it is. This Opraholism must stop.
ReplyDeleteSecond time I have read about Oprah's va jay jay today. I am going to have nightmares tonight I just know it.
ReplyDeleteVery good points made, Crotchety. I'm not so fond of her myself. Give me Ellen anyday.
ReplyDeleteOprah drives me nuts...I seriously begin to wonder if she loses weight/gains weight/loses weight/gains weight for 1) attention, 2) ratings and 3) to have something to talk about on her show other than gush over celebrities.
ReplyDeleteBlech.
I would like to be adopted by Opie.
ReplyDeleteOr how can we get Oprah to mention Humor Bloggers on the air?
@ Broadway: Plenty of reasons to dislike her, but she is always on air with a bunch of programs, magazines and who knows what else
ReplyDelete@ Petra: They already do. :)
@ Jenn: Opraholism. *snicker*
@ Jen: It is everywhere. lol
@ Mary: Ellen is less pretentious.
@ Angi: Wouldn't surprise me
@ Self: We're working on it
I HATE OPRAH and every single fool that quotes, follows, or imitates her and her silly ideas. I'm moving to Britain where they don't hear about her incessantly.
ReplyDeleteBut no matter what anyone says about here..she always had this comeback tucked inher fat roll, "But I'm Rich ..bitch!"
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I respect Oprah. You gotta respect anyone who makes between 260 and 385 million dollars a year. They are doing something right.
ReplyDeleteDavida
You said Oprah's va jay jay you're purposely trying to corrupt my dreams.
ReplyDeleteoh Crotchety, I love it when you say va-jay-jay! And fat Oprah! :P
ReplyDeleteOprah? Who's that? Is he or she somebody I should know?
ReplyDeleteI live in a plastic bubble, don't get out much.
@ Lin: But everybody loves Oprah. She is on TV constantly, and has a couple shows.
ReplyDelete@ Hussy: That is a snappy comeback she can use.
@ Ranran: Thanks for stoping by
@ Davida: That is a lot to respect.
@ Chaotically: Sorry.
:)
@ Chat: I know.
@ Quirky: I noticed. LOL
It may be awhile before I can eat berries again.
ReplyDeleteOr twigs.
P.S. Oprah annoys me greatly.
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