My fellow humorblogger (is a person a fellow humorblogger if that person is a she?) Janna at
http://jannaverse.blogspot.com/ has noticed that Google Captcha now uses almost words. She has created the Jannapedia for giving definitions to these new almost words.
I found myself doing the same thing, and they make me laugh, so I wanted to share a few with anyone interested in contributing to their own edition of the Jannapedia.
Hannism -- a near religious devotion to Hanna Barbera cartoons
Immutses -- Can't speak due to dropped cell phone call
Breba -- Short period of time
Nastrik -- A racing league for magicians
Toppee -- Opposite of Bottommee
Vingert--If you work in a sub sandwich shop (not Quizno's, I still hate them) after you put on the vinegar, it has been vingert
Zationss -- Things that are really great.
Harmour -- British word for practical joke when someone gets hurt
Mether--too blasé to pick either or neither
Stapses -- Things one steps upsess
Etings--The stuff left over after you eat, like bread crusts, shrimp shells, and such
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I swear one time it gave me "HaNDjoB" no joke. I feel like those Google techies every once in a while put in something perverted just to mess with us.
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"Harmour"? I'll have to remember that one ...
ReplyDeletedisausted- how I feel after teaching 20 kindergartners.
ReplyDeleteThese are really good! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine trying to use more than one of these in a sentence....
ReplyDeleteClever stuff-- reminds me of what used to be called Sniglets. Words that didn't exist yet but should. :)
ReplyDelete>>>>Mether--too blasé to pick either or neither
ReplyDeleteExcellent - thanks
I agree with David... I am quite fond of "mether"... and, being quite the fan of "meh", I shall be adopting the term "mether" as a new word in my vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteBreba Immutses about Zationss like Hannism because I'm too busy cleaning up Etings & Vingert, And since Mether of my personalities is in a Nastrik I cannot Stapses magically to make that happen. This is NOT a Harmour but should put you Toppee of your game!
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone can top what Lauren just said.
ReplyDelete@ Fly: It could be just wishful thinking
ReplyDelete@ Chris: That was one of my favorites. I may even start to use it
@ Vodka: I subbed in a K class one half day. That was enough for me.
@ Clueless: Glad you liked them.
@ Reforming: It takes creativity
@ Jenn: I remember those. :)
@ David: That was my favorite.
@ Shadow: Wouldn't that be funny if it wound up in the dictionary? Meh just came into our language based on an episode of the Simpsons.
@ Lauren: You win.
@ MA: I agree
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What may i ask is google captcha?? Is this the word verification thing?? Cause now i want to try it!!!
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Happy Monday old man!
I hate the Captcha thing and it hates me. It gives everyone else really easy almost words like Mether (which is a great one) and it gives me words like Dolceconliiveirti. I think it knows I'm mildly dyslexic and it's making fun of me. Half the time I don't bother leaving comments if I have to go through the humiliation more than three times. What's even worse is I have them on my blog but since I have two different google accounts I end up having to do them when I comment on my own site. What's even worse are the math ones. 4+2=six not 6. Just to piss me off.
ReplyDeleteHahaha That is so fun! I will have to remember and write down all the captcha's I see in a day and see what I can come up with. :)
ReplyDeleteHarmour was brilliant! Of course, Mether was right up there.
I won? WOOT! I WON! Wait..what'd I win? :)
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to make you famous, Crotchety. A PR guy out of New Jersey was pitching a story to me today to put in our trade magazine (it's a good one, so I'll use it).
ReplyDeleteI said, "New Jersey? Well, you've just got to go see what your neighbor, good ol' Crotchety, is up to."
I sent him the URL, too. Yes, that's the kind of stuff I do on company time.
I was thinking that "Vingert" was a new taste sensation created by mixing vinegar with yogurt. Makes sense.
ReplyDeleteHey, neat!
ReplyDeleteI've been plagiarized!
Er, I mean...
Cool, you did a Jannapedia post! Thanks for the link and the mention.
So would yours be a Crotchipedia, then?
@ Michelle: Yes, word verification. Hope you had a nice day
ReplyDelete@ Jen: I personally hate the verification thing. I think they can give shorter ones by author's choice
@ Angie: They are fun
@ Lauren: The chance to get an extra guess at the caption this on Wednesday
@ The Hawg: Thanks. I hope to hear from them.
@ Dead Rooster: Don't let Dannon hear about that
@ Janna: No, it will always be Jannapedia. That is how Google has indexed it.
Fabulous Jannapedia! I am going to use toppee and bottomee all day with my kids.
ReplyDeletefantabulous!
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