Just hangin' out with my buddy, Babe.
(singing to tune of Me and My Shadow)"Me and my piggy...bathing in the mud bath tonight."
Scene from the upcoming film"Porky's IV: American Pigolo".
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!!!
'What's the swine doing in my bath?And why is it wearing that stupid towel on its head?'
They do say...Pearls Before Swine. I guess she's got a nice set of pearls...(Oh, come on, you know you were thinking it!)
The water should be changed several times before cooking the Chicharrones.
"I'm telling Dad!!"
"Buffy the farting pig is Mrs. Smith's latest attempt to turn a plain old tub into a jet-powered spa."
They weren't lying about the 90 minute orgasm pigs have, but they might have mentioned that spastic colon. It almost wasn't worth it.
-The babe wanted to take a bath with me, but all he was interested in was Mrs. Piggie on the telly. Go figure!- Yeah, I'm hitting that! - Buying a bigger tub: $900.00 Mud from spa: 90.00, finding a pig in the mud when you jump in: priceless.
There's nothin' like a down 'n dirty roll in the mud! Was it good for you?
I SAID A PIG IN A POKE! POKE!!!!
The latest Weird Al video: "This is sow we do it!"
That could be a greeting card that when you open it,it says "Surprise! Guess who's been porkin your wife!?!"
The newest show on the Animal Channel."The Housepigs of Orange County"
You look just like my ex-husband. Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)
"Hey, who let my husband in the bath?"oh, that wasn't nice...my hubby isn't REALLY a pig...more of an...well, I will refrain."Porkin with Porky's""Mudd, girl and pig's best friend."Ok, I'm done.
From the door, we hear the husband say, "This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted you to be a little more 'dirty'..."
Pork...the wife's secret other other white meat...
Yes ladies, here at "No-so-dramatic Spas" we even have top-of-the-line mudbaths!Yes, that's right! These mudbaths are fresh off the farm, and just waiting for you..Can't you just see the quality?I mean, millions of pigs can't be wrong!
All of this work just to get the silk purse from that sow's ear.
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Beauty is in the sty of the beholder
NEVER GET DOWN IN THE MUD WITH A PIG. YOU'LL JUST GET DIRTY AND ONLY THE PIG WILL ENJOY IT.
What if MEN really were PIGS?
of course he didnt bring a condom, men are such pigs!
This little piggy ate roast beef....
Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid
I thought this spa was kosher.
Geez, you guys are good! But I'll try one - "Get out of here Arnold, Oliver will be home any minute!"
No caption, just a chuckle from me. Missed your blog while I was gone!
"I thought you had the remote control..."
"Some Pig"
Latest mud bath spa treatment from Europe guaranteed to melt the pork right off of you!
Wow, thought the pig, that Tony Robbins CD is really paying off.
So many good ones...ha!"A family that bathes together, stays together."
"Is that pig fresh?? It only works if the pig is fresh!"
Pig asks: Can't this bitch afford her own hot tub? I work 13 hours a day and just want to relax a bit..
Babe 3: Pig in a Poke- Unrated version.
This is where the "Piggy that went we we we all the way home" ends up.
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Just hangin' out with my buddy, Babe.
ReplyDelete(singing to tune of Me and My Shadow)
ReplyDelete"Me and my piggy...bathing in the mud bath tonight."
Scene from the upcoming film
ReplyDelete"Porky's IV: American Pigolo".
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!!!
ReplyDelete'What's the swine doing in my bath?
ReplyDeleteAnd why is it wearing that stupid towel on its head?'
They do say...Pearls Before Swine. I guess she's got a nice set of pearls...
ReplyDelete(Oh, come on, you know you were thinking it!)
The water should be changed several times before cooking the Chicharrones.
ReplyDelete"I'm telling Dad!!"
ReplyDelete"Buffy the farting pig is Mrs. Smith's latest attempt to turn a plain old tub into a jet-powered spa."
ReplyDeleteThey weren't lying about the 90 minute orgasm pigs have, but they might have mentioned that spastic colon. It almost wasn't worth it.
ReplyDelete-The babe wanted to take a bath with me, but all he was interested in was Mrs. Piggie on the telly. Go figure!
ReplyDelete- Yeah, I'm hitting that!
- Buying a bigger tub: $900.00 Mud from spa: 90.00, finding a pig in the mud when you jump in: priceless.
There's nothin' like a down 'n dirty roll in the mud! Was it good for you?
ReplyDeleteI SAID A PIG IN A POKE! POKE!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe latest Weird Al video: "This is sow we do it!"
ReplyDeleteThat could be a greeting card that when you open it,it says "Surprise! Guess who's been porkin your wife!?!"
ReplyDeleteThe newest show on the Animal Channel.
ReplyDelete"The Housepigs of Orange County"
You look just like my ex-husband.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Crotchety. :)
"Hey, who let my husband in the bath?"
ReplyDeleteoh, that wasn't nice...my hubby isn't REALLY a pig...more of an...well, I will refrain.
"Porkin with Porky's"
"Mudd, girl and pig's best friend."
Ok, I'm done.
From the door, we hear the husband say, "This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted you to be a little more 'dirty'..."
ReplyDeletePork...the wife's secret other other white meat...
ReplyDeleteYes ladies, here at "No-so-dramatic Spas" we even have top-of-the-line mudbaths!
ReplyDeleteYes, that's right! These mudbaths are fresh off the farm, and just waiting for you..
Can't you just see the quality?
I mean, millions of pigs can't be wrong!
All of this work just to get the silk purse from that sow's ear.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteBeauty is in the sty of the beholder
ReplyDeleteNEVER GET DOWN IN THE MUD WITH A PIG. YOU'LL JUST GET DIRTY AND ONLY THE PIG WILL ENJOY IT.
ReplyDeleteWhat if MEN really were PIGS?
ReplyDeleteof course he didnt bring a condom, men are such pigs!
ReplyDeleteThis little piggy ate roast beef....
ReplyDeleteNancy Pelosi & Harry Reid
ReplyDeleteI thought this spa was kosher.
ReplyDeleteGeez, you guys are good! But I'll try one - "Get out of here Arnold, Oliver will be home any minute!"
ReplyDeleteNo caption, just a chuckle from me. Missed your blog while I was gone!
ReplyDelete"I thought you had the remote control..."
ReplyDelete"Some Pig"
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteLatest mud bath spa treatment from Europe guaranteed to melt the pork right off of you!
ReplyDeleteWow, thought the pig, that Tony Robbins CD is really paying off.
ReplyDeleteSo many good ones...ha!
ReplyDelete"A family that bathes together, stays together."
"Is that pig fresh?? It only works if the pig is fresh!"
ReplyDeletePig asks: Can't this bitch afford her own hot tub? I work 13 hours a day and just want to relax a bit..
ReplyDeleteBabe 3: Pig in a Poke- Unrated version.
ReplyDeleteThis is where the "Piggy that went we we we all the way home" ends up.
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