The sisters of Holy Oaks Convent rehearse for an updated singing and dancing version of "Swan Lake", including the hit song, "You're Getting To Be A Habit With Me".
You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out! You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about! You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!
As a reward for setting up the Vatican's new Twitter Feed, Pope Benedict treat Sisters Mary, Roberta and Teresa to a day at the Vatican's personal Spa,where they were treated to Swanicures and "Benedicts Own Pale Ale".
My it's hot out here. Thank goodness Sister Roberta thought of coming out here to have a cold one. Maybe if we have a few more we can go skinny dipping? *wink*
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4 nuns on the dock, 4 nuns on the dock, take one down an pass 'em around 3 nuns on the dock, dock goose...when spiritual retreats go bad!
ReplyDeleteYes, I am TOO the real Mother Goose!
ReplyDeleteThe sisters of Holy Oaks Convent rehearse for an updated singing and dancing version of "Swan Lake", including the hit song, "You're Getting To Be A Habit With Me".
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ReplyDelete3 nuns 1 swan
ReplyDeleteYou put your right foot in, you take your right foot out! You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about! You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!
ReplyDeleteThat's what it's all about!
Hooray!
(A long, dorky caption, I know.)
Nuns idea of getting goosed.
ReplyDeleteThe new St. Pauli Girls.
ReplyDeleteCurses, Lauren stole my St. Pauli Girl reference!!! I'll get you, my pretty!!!
ReplyDelete1st Nun: "Quick Doris, give it a kiss. It might turn into a handsome prince!"
ReplyDeleteFat Nun: "Fat lot of use that would be to us dear."
oh my it tickles doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteBreakin' the habit. or
ReplyDeleteNothing better than old habits.
And THEN I says to the Bishop, Bishop I says, you put them trousers right back on!!!
ReplyDeleteBud-wei-ser!
ReplyDelete3 nuns and 2 cups
ReplyDeleteOh my! I'm as blind as a bat...er..fat nun. What is that nibbling at my toes? It kind of reminds me of last night's [hiccup] little cuddle [giggle].
ReplyDeleteHELLLzz Yeah, SISTER!!
ReplyDeleteHarry just knew between the costume and the beer he was getting some hot nun sex.
ReplyDeleteWhat really happens at a religious retreat
ReplyDeleteThree bad habits on display.
ReplyDelete'sawl I got. Damn...
The Nuns of my high school after confiscating our stash. I knew they did something like this.
ReplyDeleteWhat! It's against the rules to shave your legs!
ReplyDeleteAll we need now is a man.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day. :)
As a reward for setting up the Vatican's new Twitter Feed, Pope Benedict treat Sisters Mary, Roberta and Teresa to a day at the Vatican's personal Spa,where they were treated to Swanicures and "Benedicts Own Pale Ale".
ReplyDeleteShit like this is why I left the priesthood.
ReplyDeleteI got nothing! Totally made me smile, though. Some good entries, too-- your judges will have a rough one with this'n. :)
ReplyDeleteNun, nun, goose!
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase a couple of lines from "The Sound of Music":
ReplyDeleteHow do you solve the problem of Maria?
Drink until you get nibbled by the goose!
Then when you're tired from Jose and the Cabana
You can get yourself off by tying a nice tight noose!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be presenting this score to the Broadway producers later this week!
"Dear God...have I sinned if a swan made my toes curl?"
ReplyDeleteafter a long day's work at an all girls Catholic school
ReplyDeleteMy it's hot out here. Thank goodness Sister Roberta thought of coming out here to have a cold one. Maybe if we have a few more we can go skinny dipping? *wink*
ReplyDeletethank God we got the Hell outta there.
ReplyDeleteALL I have to say is Awwww chica.. 3 nuns and 2 cups...lol
ReplyDeleteHelp! Help! I've been swanned!
ReplyDeleteI tried and tried, but even after a round of beers I still got nun.
ReplyDeleteHaaaaa! This is one great pic!!
ReplyDeleteTie one on, girls!
Guess the confessional must be broken this week, eh? ;)
This beer must be extra strong - I've had my toes tingle before but they have never smarted like this!
ReplyDeleteRobin
"Ya see Crotchety, now THIS is the best whacking day ever!"
ReplyDeleteNuns gone wild!
ReplyDeleteWhen i said to get some hot sistas for the beer photo shoot, that's totally not what i meant!
ReplyDeleteAnd what's with the chick in the water?
" Oh, gooseshit! What the Holy See can't see won't hurt'em-
ReplyDeletePass me another beer sister!"
"Whoo! This is the closest I've been to a male in YEARS."
ReplyDeleteDavida