Joe? I have no words.
Where Nick Nolte been hiding out.
Nick Nolte googling himself.
"Cast Away II"
Bidding on eBay. :)
ET? Who the fuck is ET?
PayPerPost Blogger: will blog for pennies.
Things to do:1. Apply for membership at humorbloggers dot com.2. Finish my humor blog post.3. Update my profile image at E-Harmony.
Man, this social networking is a bitch!peace,mikelivelive365
PC or Mac?I think this finally answers the question.
Perhaps I need to rethink this Adsense strategy.
Adullamite posts 'live' from his garden.
I yield to Sir Robert of Mulled Vine, but I still think, "The down and outs of day trading," would have been a contender. A boy can dream--can't he?
Castro was so excited to see laptops and gay porn in hell.
Only In Americaokay I don't know where that is, but only in America could that be.
Let me see...what was that website? I remember, Monster.com! :)
North America: The Future.
Santa Claus' black sheep brother writing his manifesto.
"Damn! Where was that site? I think it was out of Korea. I want to try the Asian-spiced grilled dog."
Dear Mom & Dad,Camp is different than pictures in the brochure.Please send more hefty-bags.
And they said the Bush administration lacked promise when it came to education.
Damn wi-fi connection is useless under this tree!
"Anyone who's anyone is on Twitter."
:logging onto Crotchety Old Man Yells at Cars::)
"Me? Well, I'm 30, I work out, very successful, and looking for a LOVE CONNECTION"
Addiction.
What Joanie said. Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)
Geesh, can you believe what people throw away these days?
Hey Rover, how long we been drunk? I don't remember these Etch-o-sketch thingys being so complicated.
Where'd you find a picture of my ex husband?
Wi-Fi enabled.
Damn! I thought my Nick Nolte comment was going to be good. Too bad everyone else thought of it before me! I'll have to come back later...
Dear Sir or Madam,I am writing in response to your ad for a Health Inspector...
Nick Nolte plotting his revenge via google.
Economic Stimulus
Steve was worried about sorting through too many responses to his personals ad, so he added two lines at the bottom:-MUST LOVE DOGS-NO FAT CHICKS
Dammit! I TOTALLY wrote mine before reading all the other ones about personals ads. Marie should win, though. The man has "health inspector" written all over him.
What the....F
LOL! As usual, I think they are all funny.
Why-Fi?
LOL I think it looks like Nick Nolte too!!I am left speechless on this one. wow you come up with some good ones.but, I see you already have some fantastic replies.Good luck to everyone!!:-)))
Now even the remotest parts of the world can't hide from the Information Stupor Highway for much longer.
Crotchety!You're getting pretty lazy! You can't come up with a more interesting picture than you working on your blog??
Ouch! Way for Kristen to blow the rest of us out of the water!lol
let's see ... behind 132 montgomery lane ... zip 98334 ... hit enter ...BAM!there i am on google street view.far out!
The American version of Slumdog Millionaire.
No bars?Dang!
Charlie the high tech bum locates the nearest liquor stores and aluminum can and bottle redemption centers without spending pointless hours wandering around town. That, folks, if convenience!
"take my home, i'll go without showers and food, just don't take Staciesmadness.com away from me."
The dude got a Dell...
Bob's pioneering dog-powered internet connection not proving to be much of a success.
Is your Internet provider holding you back?
Look who's following me on Twitter now....!
Me in 3 months post stimulus plan.
"Oh... here's a good one on Plentyoffish... her name is Charmaine."
Oh, look... I made ANOTHER million.
Will Blog For Food
Dear IRS,"Look, to be honest I only have my dog and a shopping cart full of clothes. You want what?"
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Google Hires the Homeless! or how Google Latitude really spies on you.
If I meet one more gold digger on match.com I'm gonna man-scream. I'd better update my profile picture without the grocery cart.
Note? What note?
h-u-m-o-r-b-l-o-
Darn, no tents on Freecycle!Now, what time does that Freegan Tour begin?
"Dear Hot Honey. I am a 23 year old pre-med student. I love reading and walking on the beach...."
Wilson 2.0
There are some really great contenders. I am busting up.
A clear indication that Wall Street has become less informal now that there is no more money
Texas financier R. Allen Stanford was tracked down Thursday in Virginia. He just HAD to check his stocks on etrade.
Reports of Steve Jobs' illness weren't so greatly exageratted after all.
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Joe? I have no words.
ReplyDeleteWhere Nick Nolte been hiding out.
ReplyDeleteNick Nolte googling himself.
ReplyDelete"Cast Away II"
ReplyDeleteBidding on eBay. :)
ReplyDeleteET? Who the fuck is ET?
ReplyDeletePayPerPost Blogger: will blog for pennies.
ReplyDeleteThings to do:
ReplyDelete1. Apply for membership at humorbloggers dot com.
2. Finish my humor blog post.
3. Update my profile image at E-Harmony.
Man, this social networking is a bitch!
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelive365
PC or Mac?
ReplyDeleteI think this finally answers the question.
Perhaps I need to rethink this Adsense strategy.
ReplyDeleteAdullamite posts 'live' from his garden.
ReplyDeleteI yield to Sir Robert of Mulled Vine, but I still think, "The down and outs of day trading," would have been a contender. A boy can dream--can't he?
ReplyDeleteCastro was so excited to see laptops and gay porn in hell.
ReplyDeleteOnly In America
ReplyDeleteokay I don't know where that is, but only in America could that be.
Let me see...what was that website? I remember, Monster.com! :)
ReplyDeleteNorth America: The Future.
ReplyDeleteSanta Claus' black sheep brother writing his manifesto.
ReplyDelete"Damn! Where was that site? I think it was out of Korea. I want to try the Asian-spiced grilled dog."
ReplyDeleteDear Mom & Dad,
ReplyDeleteCamp is different than pictures in the brochure.
Please send more hefty-bags.
And they said the Bush administration lacked promise when it came to education.
ReplyDeleteDamn wi-fi connection is useless under this tree!
ReplyDelete"Anyone who's anyone is on Twitter."
ReplyDelete:logging onto Crotchety Old Man Yells at Cars:
ReplyDelete:)
"Me? Well, I'm 30, I work out, very successful, and looking for a LOVE CONNECTION"
ReplyDeleteAddiction.
ReplyDeleteWhat Joanie said. Have a terrific day Crotchety. :)
ReplyDeleteGeesh, can you believe what people throw away these days?
ReplyDeleteHey Rover, how long we been drunk? I don't remember these Etch-o-sketch thingys being so complicated.
ReplyDeleteWhere'd you find a picture of my ex husband?
ReplyDeleteWi-Fi enabled.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I thought my Nick Nolte comment was going to be good. Too bad everyone else thought of it before me! I'll have to come back later...
ReplyDeleteDear Sir or Madam,
ReplyDeleteI am writing in response to your ad for a Health Inspector...
Nick Nolte plotting his revenge via google.
ReplyDeleteEconomic Stimulus
ReplyDeleteSteve was worried about sorting through too many responses to his personals ad, so he added two lines at the bottom:
ReplyDelete-MUST LOVE DOGS
-NO FAT CHICKS
Dammit! I TOTALLY wrote mine before reading all the other ones about personals ads.
ReplyDeleteMarie should win, though. The man has "health inspector" written all over him.
What the....F
ReplyDeleteLOL! As usual, I think they are all funny.
ReplyDeleteWhy-Fi?
ReplyDeleteLOL I think it looks like Nick Nolte too!!
ReplyDeleteI am left speechless on this one. wow you come up with some good ones.
but, I see you already have some fantastic replies.
Good luck to everyone!!:-)))
Now even the remotest parts of the world can't hide from the Information Stupor Highway for much longer.
ReplyDeleteCrotchety!
ReplyDeleteYou're getting pretty lazy! You can't come up with a more interesting picture than you working on your blog??
Ouch! Way for Kristen to blow the rest of us out of the water!
ReplyDeletelol
let's see ... behind 132 montgomery lane ... zip 98334 ... hit enter ...
ReplyDeleteBAM!
there i am on google street view.
far out!
The American version of Slumdog Millionaire.
ReplyDeleteNo bars?
ReplyDeleteDang!
Charlie the high tech bum locates the nearest liquor stores and aluminum can and bottle redemption centers without spending pointless hours wandering around town. That, folks, if convenience!
ReplyDelete"take my home, i'll go without showers and food, just don't take Staciesmadness.com away from me."
ReplyDeleteThe dude got a Dell...
ReplyDeleteBob's pioneering dog-powered internet connection not proving to be much of a success.
ReplyDeleteIs your Internet provider holding you back?
ReplyDeleteLook who's following me on Twitter now....!
ReplyDeleteMe in 3 months post stimulus plan.
ReplyDelete"Oh... here's a good one on Plentyoffish... her name is Charmaine."
ReplyDeleteOh, look... I made ANOTHER million.
ReplyDeleteWill Blog For Food
ReplyDeleteDear IRS,
ReplyDelete"Look, to be honest I only have my dog and a shopping cart full of clothes. You want what?"
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteGoogle Hires the Homeless! or how Google Latitude really spies on you.
ReplyDeleteIf I meet one more gold digger on match.com I'm gonna man-scream. I'd better update my profile picture without the grocery cart.
ReplyDeleteNote? What note?
ReplyDeleteh-u-m-o-r-b-l-o-
ReplyDeleteDarn, no tents on Freecycle!
ReplyDeleteNow, what time does that Freegan Tour begin?
"Dear Hot Honey. I am a 23 year old pre-med student. I love reading and walking on the beach...."
ReplyDeleteWilson 2.0
ReplyDeleteThere are some really great contenders. I am busting up.
ReplyDeleteA clear indication that Wall Street has become less informal now that there is no more money
ReplyDeleteTexas financier R. Allen Stanford was tracked down Thursday in Virginia. He just HAD to check his stocks on etrade.
ReplyDeleteReports of Steve Jobs' illness weren't so greatly exageratted after all.
ReplyDelete