Finding out that anger being expressed as frustration wasn't getting through to her parents, Deviana tried something a bit more drastic the next time...
Jen, your caption is the best! Our two year old son is HOOKED on iCarly!
And at the beginning of every episode, my wife and I have to get in there and dance with him! And since we now have the first season on DVD, after awhile, it is quite a workout!
Little Jessica was hopeful next time her big brother would believe her when she said she'd do something really bad if he told on her for allegedly murdering Fluffy.
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"This is what happens when the babysitter won't let me watch iCarly"
ReplyDeleteMove over Drew Barrymore, there is a new firestarter in town!
ReplyDeleteI like fire.
ReplyDeleteFire is good.
Fire is our friend.
I like fire.
E-Z Bake Oven: Not so E-Z.
ReplyDeleteMy Barbie TOLD Ken to stop smoking in bed.
ReplyDeleteJenny finds out that Webkinz ARE flammable.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean I can't have a cell phone?
ReplyDelete"The Anarchist's Cookbook - Dr. Suess Edition" claims it's first casualty.
ReplyDelete...and this is how the Jonas Brother's takeover of the world began...
ReplyDelete"I did that with my mind. Hasbro is next."
ReplyDelete"they kept calling me the spawn of Satan."
ReplyDeleteI hate peas. I mean, I really, really hate them.
ReplyDeleteTabitha responds to her mom Samantha's questions: "You said you didn't like that nosy bitch. All I did was touch my nose and give it a little wiggle."
ReplyDeleteDisaster Girl always shows up, even when not invited.
ReplyDeleteCarrie lives!
ReplyDelete"Who's got cooties now, #$%@&!"
ReplyDelete"Wanna see what else I can do?"
ReplyDeleteIf at first you don't succeed, burn down the neighbor's house and start over again...
ReplyDeleteLittle Kymmie took the Talking Heads song "Burning Down the House" seriously to heart..
ReplyDeleteIn times like these, isn't it good to know that you have fire insurance?
ReplyDeleteYou don't?
Well, at least you've got a great arsonist then!
Momma don't hit me no more.
ReplyDeleteShortly after this, a young Lorena Bobbitt turned her destructive tendencies towards penises.
ReplyDeleteHaving received a chintzy, plastic firetruck for her birthday, Drusilla decided to take matters into her own hands.
ReplyDeleteThis should be good. This picture is open to a million captions. Hehehe...
ReplyDeleteThat'll teach them to send me to bed without my favorite dessert, Peach Flambé.
ReplyDeleteThis PSA is brought to you by the "Vasectomy Doctors Guild of America"
ReplyDeletefiremen are sooo hot!! (siiigh)
ReplyDeleteyep. you were right this is much better than the one you almost chose...
ReplyDeleteI have no caption for this because the others are so good. But this picture is disturbing.
ReplyDeleteSaying no to me is just not an option. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat part of "I don't like broccoli" didn't you understand??
ReplyDeleteNext time I bet you'll let me stay up past my bedtime, won't you bitch.
ReplyDelete"Yah, my name is Carrie beyatch!"
ReplyDelete"That's right. I did it. Heeeeeee. Next week I'm going to poison the well. Fuckers will let me stay up past 9 if it kills even me."
ReplyDeleteFiregirl used to be a total shit before Professor Xavier took her to the Xmen institute.
ReplyDeleteDaddy held the lighter, all I did was fart.
ReplyDeleteFrustrated by the confusing time-travel plot twist in this season of "Lost," Katie aims her displeasure to J.J. Abrams directly.
ReplyDelete"Just wait until I tell daddy that it was the TV repairman in mommy's bed that tipped over that candle.."
ReplyDeleteFinding out that anger being expressed as frustration wasn't getting through to her parents, Deviana tried something a bit more drastic the next time...
ReplyDeleteA young Amy Winehouse learns early on how to "Bring the house down"
ReplyDeleteYet another reason that retro-active birth control should be pursued.
ReplyDeleteJen, your caption is the best! Our two year old son is HOOKED on iCarly!
ReplyDeleteAnd at the beginning of every episode, my wife and I have to get in there and dance with him! And since we now have the first season on DVD, after awhile, it is quite a workout!
Paul
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"See that? There's more than one way to get out of eating broccoli!"
ReplyDelete"I told daddy that reheating pizza in the box wasn't such a good idea.."
ReplyDeleteR.E.D.R.U.M.
ReplyDeleteR.E.D.R.U.M.
"Take that Countrywide..."
ReplyDelete"Now I just sit and wait for Obama's Arsonist Bailout plan."
ReplyDelete"Elmo made me do it."
ReplyDeleteThey should have gotten me that pony.
ReplyDeleteThat will teach that bitch to not buy Girl Scout cookies from me! Oh well,at least I earned my fire starter badge!
ReplyDelete"They'll never make me eat peas again."
ReplyDeleteMay I please have another marshmallow?
ReplyDeleteI knew we shouldn't have put all those candles on Crotchety's birthday cake.
ReplyDelete"I told him not to mess with me...."
ReplyDeleteI only "look" cute!
ReplyDelete1."But you said you wanted a hothouse Mommy!"
ReplyDelete2."Mommy! Guess what? We learned a new word in school today. A-R-S-O-N."
3. "So then I asked Jimmy where he got the matches..."
4. "Honest, Mr.Mulder. I don't have any idea how it started."
5.Fire Marshal Bill decided right then he was never going to authorize a "bring your child to work day" at the station again.
6, "We're dwivin' in your cah, you turn on the wadio...."
"Yeah, that's right, I did it."
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
Do you smell something burning?
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
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Is my look innocent enough to fool anyone?
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. End of story.
ReplyDelete"that'll teach them bitches"
ReplyDeleteomg moog...HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteNot a caption, btw, his are just cracking me up!
"When I said you'd be sorry, I meant it!"
ReplyDeleteLittle Jessica was hopeful next time her big brother would believe her when she said she'd do something really bad if he told on her for allegedly murdering Fluffy.
ReplyDelete"Now my room is clean!"
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