"Dick Cheney can't get on the lecture circuit since leaving the White House. Instead, you can hire 'Farkle' the Wonder Pooch for your kid's next birthday party.
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please tell me this is not you, crotchety... or that you had anything to do with this photo...or that any real animals were harmed in the making of this photo.
"If this doesn't get me on the Jerry Springer show, I don't know what will!"
"Sexual degenerates: helping us feel superior, one diaper at a time"
"Am I still a paedophile if I switch my focus from humans to other animals?"
Stuffed bear: "I feel so violated; so ashamed; so dirty!"
Stuffed bear looking down: "Hey, that hole wasn't there before!"
"Furry Fetishist demonstrates why some things should remain stigmatised."
Some hick in some hick-like locality: "See, Ma, I told ya! If they let them homos get married, the perverts will just keep pushing for more! Now the man wants to be a dog, next he'll want to marry one!"
Stuffed bear: "Dude, seriously, did ya have to drop the pants right under my nose?"
The internet: Blending your private life with your public life, leading to the destruction of both.
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Please don't tell us where you found that photo... I ran into some "furries" when I was doing research on Second Life (for school), but up until now, I've had the pleasure of never having seen a real life picture of one. Any more of that and I'm going to develop a fear of dogs and children. ;-P
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"Playing mutt, not the best time passer."
ReplyDelete"Portrait of an artist as a young dog."
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"Dick Cheney can't get on the lecture circuit since leaving the White House. Instead, you can hire 'Farkle' the Wonder Pooch for your kid's next birthday party.
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please tell me this is not you, crotchety... or that you had anything to do with this photo...or that any real animals were harmed in the making of this photo.
Furry fun, anyone?
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
They never said as much, but Phil was secretly certain this photo was the reason he didn't get the teaching job.
ReplyDeleteIt was at that moment Herb finally admitted to himself that perhaps his wife didn't actually understand "doggy style".
ReplyDeletebear's gonna hit it
ReplyDelete"My God man are you daft? Without a coaster, that water bottle is going to leave a ring on your furniture!"
ReplyDeleteThe bear felt so dirty and ashamed after "the act" he slit his wrists and dies right there on the spot
ReplyDeleteSeen here in its natural habitat, the rare Lounge Puppy romps on all fours.
ReplyDeleteIt must have been the Puppy Chow.
ReplyDelete"Joe is pretty sure someone slipped him a roofie at the Halloween party."
ReplyDeletehoney why do you want to have a baby, when you got me
ReplyDeleteHow to rid yourself of long-winded guests? Have Bob show them his "dog".
ReplyDeleteLauren's last date.
ReplyDeleteWTF? I thought I was weird. Some of the pics make me feel like a friggin' priest... Well, maybe not that.
ReplyDeleteIt was on or about this time that we started hiding the Vicoden from Uncle Jim.
ReplyDelete"Beethoven, Part 3" goes straight to DVD.
ReplyDeleteYears of being Bubbas bitch in prison still bore heavy scars on Crotchety Old Man.
ReplyDeleteBefore his nightly webcam show, Dwayne always has the Charmin bear check for pieces of toilet paper.
ReplyDeletecrotchety was startled when he realized hed forgotten to turn off his web cam.
ReplyDelete"Dad?"
ReplyDeletePaul
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oh i have nothing.
ReplyDeletethis picture is distrubing.
"The erotic mating habits of bears and dogs, FINALLY revealed!"
ReplyDeletePeter discovered that S&M is not as he had originally thought.
ReplyDeleteAmyOops said...
ReplyDeletebear's gonna hit it
ROFLMfurryAO
Isn't that bear in the big blue house?
ReplyDeleteOr in this case bear in the big gay house
LOL
What happens when crotchety old men stop yelling at cars and start chasing them.
ReplyDelete*Spoken in the tone of the Croc Hunter*
ReplyDeleteHere we find the infamous "Wild Dog" that has terrorized the internet for the last few years.
As you can see, he's not quite in his normal habitat, as he's got the stuffed bear from the kid's room that he's using as a prop.
If you want to see him in all of his glory, just drive your car by his house, and wait for him to attack your bumper.."
I think someone slipped Uncle Joe a ruffie!
ReplyDelete'I woke up a little dazed from a night of hard drinking and rolled over on the strange couch only to see this staring at me.'
ReplyDelete-excerpt from How I Became a Lesbian
Joe dresses up to audition to play the young Barf in the upcoming filming of "Space Balls 2 - The Prequel".
ReplyDeleteIt's the little things like this that drive the missus to drink..
ReplyDeleteSomehow we knew uncle Scooter was missing his dog when he showed up to the family reunion dressed like this...
ReplyDeleteTeddy bear: $25
ReplyDeletePacifier: $5
Having this picture posted on the internet:
Too much for one person to handle.
This man is the reason Clifford the Big Red Dog really got his break..
ReplyDeleteIn a dog eat dog economy, Jerry began his mascot career for the North Bergen Petsmart
ReplyDeleteSpuds Mackenzie attempts a comeback far past his prime.
ReplyDelete"My mortgage just reset and I haven't been myself lately."
ReplyDeleteI vote for HumorSmith's caption.
ReplyDelete"Where the AIG bailout money really went to"
ReplyDeleteWinnie the Pooh takes it up the hoop
ReplyDelete"If this doesn't get me on the Jerry Springer show, I don't know what will!"
ReplyDelete"Sexual degenerates: helping us feel superior, one diaper at a time"
"Am I still a paedophile if I switch my focus from humans to other animals?"
Stuffed bear: "I feel so violated; so ashamed; so dirty!"
Stuffed bear looking down: "Hey, that hole wasn't there before!"
"Furry Fetishist demonstrates why some things should remain stigmatised."
Some hick in some hick-like locality: "See, Ma, I told ya! If they let them homos get married, the perverts will just keep pushing for more! Now the man wants to be a dog, next he'll want to marry one!"
Stuffed bear: "Dude, seriously, did ya have to drop the pants right under my nose?"
The internet: Blending your private life with your public life, leading to the destruction of both.
_____________________________
Please don't tell us where you found that photo... I ran into some "furries" when I was doing research on Second Life (for school), but up until now, I've had the pleasure of never having seen a real life picture of one. Any more of that and I'm going to develop a fear of dogs and children. ;-P
Wow, honey that was good, I'm exhausted, you are a stud, let me sit in the corner and rest while you suck on your binkie.
ReplyDeleteHey Goldilocks, Papa Bear needs a ba ba and a diaper change.
ReplyDelete"There was a farmer had a dog,
ReplyDeleteand Weird-o was his name-o......"
Joe took his eHarmony picture in front of a lot of books, so the chicks know he's really smart.
ReplyDeleteGood thinking!
Two Girls One Cup - take one
ReplyDeleteI got nothin'
ReplyDelete"Insanity -- it's not always funny."
ReplyDeleteSpank me, I've been a bad freak.
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
".... with just a little more effort, I bet that stuff bear behind me wouldn't be able to resist humping me"
ReplyDelete- Ez of Barako Brew
Lemon Partyyyyyyyy !!!
ReplyDeleteYou're only gay if you're taking it.
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"Look, ma! No hands!"