The team of surgical assistants pose with the record-breaking kidney stone that was removed from a 57-year-old Peoria woman this morning at Memorial Hospital.
Today, there's an award awaiting you on Secondary Roads. Do stop by and claim it.
Bob attended the grand-opening of the local sperm donation center. He remembered the brunette from when he made his first donation at the old place. She asked him. "Coffee, tea, or me and these long silky legs....."
God send me an angel from the heavens above . . . Send me an angel to heal my broken farts . . . from being plugged up. . . Cause all I do-o-o-ooo is cryyyy . . . God send me an angel to wipe the tears from my eyes . . . TY Amanda Perez. . . ;-)
The grand opening of the St. Audio Hospital for Earwax Removal began with the unveiling of renowned artist Leonardo deEquilibrium's astounding work, "Putti with Celestial Syringe."
Overheard at the big vegetable rally: "How big of a crowd did you expect to TURNIP?"..."Keep an eye out for the RADISHcal dissenters!"..."If they get any closer, we will have to BEET them back!"
(I would like to apologize in advance to anyone offended by these remarks...but it is not my fault, the ROOT problem goes back to my Dad!) =:]
@ Everyone: I rarely post on caption days, but this time it may be necessary. It appears that nearly everyone (except maybe Don) is not aware of what that is a statue to.
Most weeks, it seems the blog takes on a life of its own, and a theme develops. This is one of those weeks.
And one more hint: tomorrow I'll be blogging about my colonoscopy.
As local children hoisted the slain giant's severed testicle and paraded through the streets, an overenthusiatic King Midas gave one of them an unfortunate pat on the head.
Hitler, he only had one ball. The other was painted gold and turned into a statue of which the meaning is lost on modern children. Hence the fascination with what is in fact a giant bollock.
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And the winners of the 2009 Golden Sperm award are . . . The Williamson Quadruplets!
ReplyDeleteIn honor of all the boogers that nurses must suck out with syringes, the nurses on floor 3A were honored recently with an award.
ReplyDeleteWho you gonna call? Syringe busters!
Worlds biggest booger sucker!
ReplyDeleteAnd today, we introduce the sire of the Octomom's babies...
ReplyDeleteThe littlest angels find God's lost earring. I KNEW she was a woman!
ReplyDeleteIn the rear end of the jolly - ho, ho, ahhhhhhhhh - Green Giant!
ReplyDeleteRussia may have gotten the soldiers and the tanks, but Uzbekistan got the famous Hersey Kiss shooter...'Aim a little higher, girls!'
ReplyDeleteThe team of surgical assistants pose with the record-breaking kidney stone that was removed from a 57-year-old Peoria woman this morning at Memorial Hospital.
ReplyDeleteToday, there's an award awaiting you on Secondary Roads. Do stop by and claim it.
-- Chuck
Giant Hershey Kisses: not just for bronzed babies and porn star nurses anymore.
ReplyDeleteShit like this is why I kick myself every day for not going into nursing.
ReplyDeleteFire at will!
ReplyDeleteBob attended the grand-opening of the local sperm donation center. He remembered the brunette from when he made his first donation at the old place. She asked him. "Coffee, tea, or me and these long silky legs....."
ReplyDeleteGod send me an angel from the heavens above . . .
ReplyDeleteSend me an angel to heal my broken farts . . . from being plugged up. . .
Cause all I do-o-o-ooo is cryyyy . . .
God send me an angel to wipe the tears from my eyes . . . TY Amanda Perez. . . ;-)
residents of adultown dedicate a statue commemorating the eradication of all the towns children through use of a rented wrecking ball.
ReplyDeleteHehehe. I know what the Russian creation is. One of my very first post was about this... I'll kick back and read the captions. This should be good!
ReplyDeleteIt took ten years, but finally they erected a memorial for the great ear wax removal ball debacle of 1999.
ReplyDeleteThe grand opening of the St. Audio Hospital for Earwax Removal began with the unveiling of renowned artist Leonardo deEquilibrium's astounding work, "Putti with Celestial Syringe."
ReplyDeleteOverheard at the big vegetable rally: "How big of a crowd did you expect to TURNIP?"..."Keep an eye out for the RADISHcal dissenters!"..."If they get any closer, we will have to BEET them back!"
ReplyDelete(I would like to apologize in advance to anyone offended by these remarks...but it is not my fault, the ROOT problem goes back to my Dad!) =:]
@ Everyone: I rarely post on caption days, but this time it may be necessary. It appears that nearly everyone (except maybe Don) is not aware of what that is a statue to.
ReplyDeleteMost weeks, it seems the blog takes on a life of its own, and a theme develops. This is one of those weeks.
And one more hint: tomorrow I'll be blogging about my colonoscopy.
The Golden Gourd Awards
ReplyDelete911 call - Godzilla arriving with life threatening booger. All nurses on alert. All nurses on alert.
ReplyDeleteErect Epees Unite!
ReplyDeleteAs local children hoisted the slain giant's severed testicle and paraded through the streets, an overenthusiatic King Midas gave one of them an unfortunate pat on the head.
ReplyDeleteTo commemorate the importance of child labor, the Lazy Nurses Union unveil their new statue.
ReplyDeletePresentation of the World Golden Enema Bulb Award to Hot Springs, Arkansas, notwithstanding Bathhouse Row's being in decline for some while now.
ReplyDeleteAhem.
ReplyDeleteHitler, he only had one ball. The other was painted gold and turned into a statue of which the meaning is lost on modern children. Hence the fascination with what is in fact a giant bollock.
St. Marks hospital introduces it's new statue with the newly named patron saint of mucus removal--the booger twins.
ReplyDeleteThis is dedicated to the first ever testicle removal surgery.
ReplyDeleteBobby was crestfallen to learn that his bouncing orange ball routine was not enough to win the Bacchus Day talent show.
ReplyDeleteSally, on the right is thinking.. "Damn.. that is SO much better than my shower head"
ReplyDeleteAfter days of agony after meeting Lorena Bobbitt, The Golden Giant can FINALLY get his testicle reattached.
ReplyDeleteThe Golden Enema Award goes to Richard Gere.
ReplyDeleteThanks to the generous donation of this new diagnostic equipment, we'll be taking rectal exams to a whole new level in the future.
ReplyDelete"After many years of having the boogers sucked out of them,the smith children finally snapped"
ReplyDeleteSpeechless.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen's caption rocks all.
ReplyDeleteNothing can beat that one.
Won't even try.
A nurse's best friend for those PITA patients..
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