Things I don't Understand

Life is a learning experience, and it seems that every day, I learn something new.

But my biggest fear is that as I learn a new thing, I forget an old one. Something pops in, and something else pops out.

I got to wondering what are some things I've forgotten?
For example, the quadratic equation. I remember it, but have no idea what I'm supposed to do with it. I'm sure it is useful to some people, and it probably could be used for plenty of stuff like this:

which I suppose would be used when the Crotchety Old Lady goes bra shopping.

So, anyway, what have I learned that is shoving old factoids out of my brain?

Twitter.

I've been on Twitter for a day, and I'm starting to learn how to use it, though I have a long way to go.

What did I find out today? That Kevin Smith occasionally has trouble, erm, pooping. But fortunately, he was able to successfully complete this part of his day.

I am so glad he Tweeted that bit of information. It made my day a bit more complete. I'm not sure if it was worth giving up the quadratic equation for it, though.



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