"Yep, that's the one right there. Super extra long lubricated and ribbed with extra sensation spots for that someone special in your life. I gonna get me sum tonite!!"
After years of tireless research in the "I am rubber, you are glue" phenomenon, Jimmy finally creates an outfit that will bounce the insults right the Hell off him.
I saw the note about new bacon flavored news - I bet I know what that is about; I was gonna post about it for some of my bacon-loving blogger friends but I'm sure yours will be way funnier than mine could ever be. Will be looking forward to it
Carla knew that even the priest would giggle if she wore a white dress to her big Catholic wedding but she never suspected that her alternative would get her excommunicated.
Hmm...no too Diana Ross-ey...Nah to Aretha Frankliney..Nah too..MIRIAL GET THE CHECKBOOK WE HAVE FOUND OUR WHITNET HOUSTON DRESS...AND FOR 40 DOLLARS NO LESS!!!!
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I'm not sure about a caption, but it looks like truth in advertising to me...
ReplyDeleteDisco Dave, pines away for the old days.
ReplyDelete"Yep, that's the one right there. Super extra long lubricated and ribbed with extra sensation spots for that someone special in your life. I gonna get me sum tonite!!"
ReplyDeleteI hope these haven't been used!
ReplyDelete1. "Here, listen to the squishy sound it makes when I pole-dance..."
ReplyDelete2. "And then, one day Paris Hilton finally learned to recycle."
Thurman hoped his date would appreciate him selecting a pink condom.
ReplyDeleteFix your typo Crotch!
ReplyDeleteHey a caption and a helping hand -- HEEHEE
If someone nicknamed CROTCH is taking you to the prom, this is the perfect dress for you.
ReplyDeleteJanna's Paris Hilton caption killed.
ReplyDeleteThe Captain was uncertain the department tailor had understood his request for protective clothing.
ReplyDeleteDamn..If only they had this dress available on my prom night..my now pain in the ass teenager wouldn't be here...damn...
ReplyDelete"Whoops... there goes another rubber tree plant."
ReplyDelete"I don't understand why you would think I'm a nympho."
ReplyDeleteI hope you didn't stay up too late watching us beat the Yankees last night.
ReplyDeleteWe seldom beat the Yankees so I couldn't pass up an opportunity to gloat!
;-)
Leo was a little taken aback after seeing his daughter's prom dress.
ReplyDeleteThe Green Lantern dons his alternate costume to become the Mighty Trojan.
ReplyDeleteHis wife's goodbye note that read 'Going to the gangbang' suddenly made perfect sense.
ReplyDelete"Condom Carl's Signature Collection" now available at Macy's.
ReplyDeleteI'm not even gonna try this week. I'm so disgusted with myself.
ReplyDeleteI had no clue what those things were. I really thought it was a legit dress until I started reading some of the comments.
Life. I need one. Now.
Another twist: "Condom Carl's Signature Collection" now available at Sluts R Us.
ReplyDeleteFor the "not so discreet" young woman.
How often is it you get to reuse that old prom dress?
ReplyDeleteAfter years of tireless research in the "I am rubber, you are glue" phenomenon, Jimmy finally creates an outfit that will bounce the insults right the Hell off him.
ReplyDeleteThe makers of Trojan condoms had one simple phrase in response to Hal, and that was.. "Oh no he din't!"
ReplyDelete"No semen were harmed in the making of this dress"
ReplyDeleteMethinks her date will be getting lucky.
ReplyDeleteNot only did Jenny look very stylish at the prom - she was the big hero of the afterparty.
ReplyDeleteUnlike the past few years, Prego Pam's parents decided not to take any chances with their daughter for this year's prom.
ReplyDeleteMary's choice was just a personal preference - the diaphragm dress wasn't comfortable.
ReplyDeleteI just can't go there. Bwahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Crotchety. :)
no caption - I'm not clever -
ReplyDeleteI saw the note about new bacon flavored news - I bet I know what that is about; I was gonna post about it for some of my bacon-loving blogger friends but I'm sure yours will be way funnier than mine could ever be. Will be looking forward to it
Veronica's father didn't mind that she was a slut, as long as she practiced safe sex.
ReplyDeleteShawna really loved her new dress but it made an awful fart sound every time she sat down.
ReplyDeleteNot sure why I'm even trying this week. I mean, Paris Hilton recycling was gold.
Wow, this dress is made out of bubblegum.
ReplyDeleteSuzy was sure her dress would be a hit with her date...the football team. Captain Dave was already intrigued.
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ReplyDeleteRecycle, Reuse, Repurpose.
ReplyDeleteCarla knew that even the priest would giggle if she wore a white dress to her big Catholic wedding but she never suspected that her alternative would get her excommunicated.
ReplyDeleteNot a caption, just a question. Is he thinking like I am...are they used????
ReplyDeleteHmm...no too Diana Ross-ey...Nah to Aretha Frankliney..Nah too..MIRIAL GET THE CHECKBOOK WE HAVE FOUND OUR WHITNET HOUSTON DRESS...AND FOR 40 DOLLARS NO LESS!!!!
ReplyDeleteMary knew she would be the belle of the balls at prom, but never thought it would be for the balloon animals that the boys made from her dress!
ReplyDeleteNever leave home without it.
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