The record company execs initially turned their noses up at the Bra Boys, but, with a little shimmying and some winning smiles, they soon rewrote popular music history.
First guy / front row on the left, is saying to the fellow next to him - “You squeeze my tit one more time and we’ll be playing Jingle Bells with your jingle balls !
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One thing you could say about the old East German women's swim team is that they knew how to throw a Christmas party.
ReplyDeleteActually, I’m pretty sure this day of Christmas is supposed to be “six geese a-laying,” not “six geeks sashaying.”
ReplyDeleteOMG... who could beat that???? I'm still trying to catch my breath.... props to Phillip Dyer!! Okay, I'll get to work now....
ReplyDelete"What REALLY goes on behind the closed doors of the Mormon cult."
ReplyDeleteEast German Victoria Secret models on holiday.
ReplyDeleteTime and again, their enthusiastic "Wanna get lei'd?" was met with an emphatic "No!"
ReplyDeleteIt seems that these young lads haven't quite grown into their "man boobs" yet.
ReplyDeleteAchmed tries to hide his embarrassment with a smile when he realizes he forgot to bring his oboe to the Yankees Opening Day ceremonies.
ReplyDelete"Mr. Gorbachev...PUT THE WALL BACK UP!"
ReplyDelete"Octomom's spawn, 14 years from now.."
ReplyDeleteAt first the Christmas Luau seemed like a good idea. Then things went bad.
ReplyDeleteExchange students Pedro and Juan were a bit confused when their Russian host class held a Cinco De Mayo celebration.
ReplyDeleteThe dancing girls at Kris Kringle's House of Ho-ho-hos weren't necessarily everyone's bowl of potato salad, but they sure did love their jobs.
ReplyDeleteProps to Philip, he has set the bar high. But I'll still give it a try! hee hee
ReplyDelete"Thank heavens, for leetle girls, er, I mean leetle boys!"
"What do you do with six drunken laddies, What do you do with six drunken laddies, What do you do with six drunken laddies, in the ear-ly mornin'!"
"I feel pretty, I feel pretty, I feel pretty and witty and leid!"
Our next Senate.
ReplyDeleteSix things that blow, and a horn section.
ReplyDeleteThe casting call turned out far fewer Alladins than expected but plenty of Jasmines.
ReplyDelete"this one time at band camp..."
ReplyDelete"don't you wish your boyfriend was HOT like me..."
ReplyDeleteYou didn't ask; we didn't tell.
ReplyDeleteOr Look who got the booby prize.
"The foreign exchange student wasn't sure WHAT to make of his American host family."
ReplyDeleteAppearing tonight on American Idol, the new super group -
ReplyDeleteBoyz to Menses.
Shit like this is why I converted to Judaism.
ReplyDeleteI answered a craigslist ad offering a sensual massage and this is what was waiting for me at the hotel.
ReplyDeleteCasting call for the new season of The Office.
ReplyDeleteCasting call for the new season of Desperate Housewives.
ReplyDeleteThe record company execs initially turned their noses up at the Bra Boys, but, with a little shimmying and some winning smiles, they soon rewrote popular music history.
ReplyDeleteA Peek Under The Republican Big Tent.
ReplyDeletePlease stand by while we prepare today's lesson on how to play the skin flute.
ReplyDeleteJen's family Christmas
ReplyDeleteNow, WHY did Dr. Sigmund say we wouldn't fit in at the Disney Christmas Parade?? We're PsychoLicious!!
ReplyDeleteVictoria's Secret comes out at the company Christmas party
ReplyDeleteDeck our balls with yards of satin,
ReplyDeleteFa la la la la, la la te dah.
Tis the season to be Holly, Molly, Lolly, Dolly, Polly and Ollie,
Fa la la la la, la la te dah.
(Quirky's "I feel pretty" cracked me up!)
PhillipDyer's is great but don't underestimate DougDyer. How 'about:
ReplyDeleteLife before the Salvation Army band implemented a don't ask/don't tell policy.
Wow....These Band field trips are getting out of control..just sayin...
ReplyDeleteLatest Picture of the, "Kids Touched by Santa Support Group"
ReplyDeleteAnd now the Vienna Boys Choir will sing their rendition of, "Santa Baby"
ReplyDeleteDaily List: NEVER!!! they are equally as awesome....just only the one posted before my first post, as for ME anyway... lighten up hon.....
ReplyDeleteYes, the Village People did procreate!
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
livelife365
Gives a whole new meaning to the "Back Street" Boys.
ReplyDeleteluckily there were no lasting effects from the chernobyl disaster of 1986. Check out their women's swim team!
ReplyDeleteWhen the picture appeared in the Daily Mail a thankful nation was relieved Prince Harry had moved on from his Nazi uniform days.
ReplyDeleteFirst guy / front row on the left, is saying to the fellow next to him -
ReplyDelete“You squeeze my tit one more time and we’ll be playing Jingle Bells with your jingle balls !