Tensions ran high in Silver city leading up to the city counsel's vote on wether or not to cancel the Gas House's all you can eat beans and weenies dinner special.
And now for your breaking 5 o'clock news: Two people were tragically killed this afternoon at a protested on Irony street. Bob Johnson - age 34 - was tragically killed after being struck by a runaway garbage truck that jumped the curb. The other victim, Ethel Johnson -age 56 - was run over by a hearing aid salesman who unsuccessfully tried to avoid the runaway truck. There is no word yet as to whether or not the two victims are related. And now here is Portland with the weather...
The President of the "Oscar the Grouch FanClub" tried to go to bat for him publicly, but the "Coalition of Grover Lovers" would have absolutely none of it.
"Stay tuned for the reality show spin-off 'Survivor: Sceptic Tank Cleaners and their Mothers' on must-see (and smell) TV. 9 o'clock eastern time, 8 central and pacific."
Although Mom is proud of Hurley's weight loss since he came back from the island, she is struggling with the lingering odors of too much garlic, fish, and mosquito repellent.
You have the Right to have a bar of soap. You have the Right to cut your hair. You have the Right to shave your beard. You have the Right to hop in the shower and cleanse yourself. Those are your rights, now exercise them!
C'mon people, really. you are all assuming that he is the stinky one...maybe she has the problem and is too embarrassed to ask for help...this is most likely a photo shoot for the next: "Do not judge too quickly" commercial:)
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Stinky McGhee protests being run out of town.
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ReplyDelete"Stop the flatulence insanity! Please!"
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ReplyDeletePoor Cleavon. His wife Beatrice never understood his love of beans and cabbage was really a political statement.
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ReplyDeleteKaren's attempts to get her son to clean himself up have taken a very public turn for the worse.
ReplyDeleteTensions ran high in Silver city leading up to the city counsel's vote on wether or not to cancel the Gas House's all you can eat beans and weenies dinner special.
ReplyDeleteAnd now for your breaking 5 o'clock news:
ReplyDeleteTwo people were tragically killed this afternoon at a protested on Irony street. Bob Johnson - age 34 - was tragically killed after being struck by a runaway garbage truck that jumped the curb. The other victim, Ethel Johnson -age 56 - was run over by a hearing aid salesman who unsuccessfully tried to avoid the runaway truck. There is no word yet as to whether or not the two victims are related.
And now here is Portland with the weather...
It was about this time that Gerald regretted his decision to move back home.
ReplyDeleteThe President of the "Oscar the Grouch FanClub" tried to go to bat for him publicly, but the "Coalition of Grover Lovers" would have absolutely none of it.
ReplyDeleteWhen mute, homeless people clash.
ReplyDelete"Stay tuned for the reality show spin-off 'Survivor: Sceptic Tank Cleaners and their Mothers' on must-see (and smell) TV. 9 o'clock eastern time, 8 central and pacific."
ReplyDeleteAlthough Mom is proud of Hurley's weight loss since he came back from the island, she is struggling with the lingering odors of too much garlic, fish, and mosquito repellent.
ReplyDeletePoor Harold. He gets no respect. Not even from his mother.
ReplyDeleteBehind every stinky man, there's a clean woman.
ReplyDeleteYou have the Right to have a bar of soap.
ReplyDeleteYou have the Right to cut your hair.
You have the Right to shave your beard.
You have the Right to hop in the shower and cleanse yourself.
Those are your rights, now exercise them!
Ick-quality for all!
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ReplyDelete...and the Supreme Court fight to legalize marriage between a person and his poo begins.
ReplyDeleteAt the corner of Uptight and Underwashed, anything could happen.
ReplyDeleteA passing motorist finally told the man he had misspelled the word "stencil".
ReplyDeleteBehind every stinky man is a woman in cargo pants trying to avoid her passive-aggressive mother in law.
ReplyDeleteThe sort of debate Fox News doesn't like to engage in.
ReplyDeletethats the eight time in the last hour ReformingGeek has driven by this corner and waved. her family is starting to get concerned
ReplyDeleteHow embarrassed will Dave be when he gets home and realizes how far back he put his "stingy people's rights" campaign with one small misspelling!
ReplyDeletePaul Bunyon goes Al Sharpton
ReplyDeleteHers was supposed to say "honk if you smell me"
ReplyDeleteYou do have rights, Mom; quit trying to sabotage them....
ReplyDeleteC'mon people, really. you are all assuming that he is the stinky one...maybe she has the problem and is too embarrassed to ask for help...this is most likely a photo shoot for the next: "Do not judge too quickly" commercial:)
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmm ...
ReplyDeleteMethinks Junior needs to raise some money and move to France.
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