In a last ditch effort to save the polar bears from global warming and starvation the Greenpeace volunteer suddenly realized that this wasn't what he signed up for.
His desire to experience what it feels like to be a spider descending from her web suddenly extinguished, it now becomes very clear to Brian that he ISN'T Charlotte and the creature's back he soon won't be able to avoid landing on definitely doesn't belong to Wilbur.
1 - Looks like I'm in town for a few days. Mind if I drop in?
2 - Bob's drop seemed right on target and he could bear-ly contain himself.
3 - (v/o) "For thousands of years a delicate balance between nature and beast had existed in the North undisturbed. With a sinking feeling, Marlin Perkins knew that was all about to change."
Mounting a polar bear was a stupid idea, but no one would ever be able to say that John never follows through when he loses a bet.
John didn't think his day could get any worse when all he could find was to different color shoes. It's funny how a 2000 lb polar bear can make a man realize he shouldn't sweat the small stuff.
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Tim speaks into his walkie talkie..
ReplyDelete"Near bear planning to land and hang on for eight seconds, over?"
1. Home food delivery for bears
ReplyDelete2. Hey, it's the pizza dude
In a last ditch effort to save the polar bears from global warming and starvation the Greenpeace volunteer suddenly realized that this wasn't what he signed up for.
ReplyDeleteHis desire to experience what it feels like to be a spider descending from her web suddenly extinguished, it now becomes very clear to Brian that he ISN'T Charlotte and the creature's back he soon won't be able to avoid landing on definitely doesn't belong to Wilbur.
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ReplyDeleteDave, excited about his first Gay Pride, was thrilled about his first bear siting.
ReplyDelete"Every day it's the same thing... baby seals. Just once I'd like to try something different..."
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Someone gave Bruce the wrong address for the "bear" convention.
ReplyDeleteBob knew something was a little off with those MapQuest.com directions. "Turn Left at the Artic Circle" hadn't sounded right.
ReplyDeleteFinally, lunch arrives.
ReplyDeleteShrinkage was the least of his problems.
ReplyDelete...and just when Jimmy was about to eat his last corn nut, the Gods shined upon him.
ReplyDeleteWhat really happened to the mayor after he left Oz.
ReplyDelete"How David Garradine really died."
ReplyDelete1 - Looks like I'm in town for a few days. Mind if I drop in?
ReplyDelete2 - Bob's drop seemed right on target and he could bear-ly contain himself.
3 - (v/o) "For thousands of years a delicate balance between nature and beast had existed in the North undisturbed. With a sinking feeling, Marlin Perkins knew that was all about to change."
"...and me without my camera."
ReplyDeleteOnce the ratings started to decline, the producers of "Survivor" decided to start taking more chances.
ReplyDeleteFree delivery!
ReplyDeleteJimmy was starting to think that he really should have read that liability waiver more closely before signing it.
ReplyDeleteThose fraternities at the North Pole take their initiations very seriously.
ReplyDeleteCarl was a welcome diversion on what had been a boring day. How nice of him to drop in like that for lunch!
ReplyDeletepolar bear club initiation rite
ReplyDeletesgt stryker thought he was going to parachute into bears stadium...
ReplyDelete"How Joe developed his polaroids."
ReplyDeleteAh, human flesh...the other white meat!
ReplyDeleteTraining wasn't going so well for the Army's newest recruits.
ReplyDeleteGPS Fail!
ReplyDeleteThe intern from the Coca-Cola company began to have second thoughts about doing outside-office messenger work for the Marketing department
ReplyDeleteI've gotta go with Bill Cosby on this one.
ReplyDeleteThis man is GOING to have an accident.
Because "First you say it, and then you DO it"
Tragically, Bear Grylls had taken on more than he could handle in his last Man vs. Wild show.
ReplyDeleteAnd for his crimes against humanity, Vanilla Ice was shipped to where he could never harm humans with his music again.
ReplyDeleteBill immediately regretted his answer to the question, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
ReplyDeleteTiny's prayer to the Bear God is about to be answered.
ReplyDeleteYou've always wondered where Waldo was...now we know.
ReplyDeleteMy only thought was "Oh Shit"
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Is this really how they do it in the Polar Bears Club?
ReplyDeleteWith your donation of $1,000.00 to "Help a Polar Bear Foundation", you too can meet your very own polar bear via air drop..
ReplyDelete* not responsible for lost or damaged items including yourself*
Surprise, surprise, surprise...
ReplyDelete"Don't worry, Mr. Bear!" shouted Paul McCartney from up high. "I'll save you!"
ReplyDeleteOh man, I'm not even going to try. These are SO funny! lol lol
ReplyDeleteThe Nassau sky dive instructor had a few choice words for Al Gore and his so-called global warming.
ReplyDeleteMounting a polar bear was a stupid idea, but no one would ever be able to say that John never follows through when he loses a bet.
ReplyDeleteJohn didn't think his day could get any worse when all he could find was to different color shoes. It's funny how a 2000 lb polar bear can make a man realize he shouldn't sweat the small stuff.
No caption...I must miss ya.
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Much to Dave's horror, he just realized that he has one black shoe and one white shoe.
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