After six fruitless hours, Otis reluctantly added "FREE!" as an ultimately fruitless incentive, causing him to rethink his career goal of psychotherapist.
Walter quickly stashed his sign when he saw a sore-encrusted Courtney Love approaching with two midgets and a Filipino man with a penis tatooed on his forehead.
DO OVER! I take my comedy seriously and I realized I used the same word twice, so I fixed it.
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After six fruitless hours, Otis reluctantly added "FREE!" as an ultimately futile incentive, causing him to rethink his career goal of psychotherapist.
Phew! What a relief. There, now that's MUCH better. lol
Joaquin Phoenix decides he needs material for his next appearance on Letterman where he plans to do an original hip hop song about his experience in the park.
Enjoying the park on a gorgeous summer day, little did Stuttering Stan know that when evil brothers, Bobby & Billy stopped by, they taped this to his picnic table.
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...before blogs were invented. People actually sat down to have conversations face to face.
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Steve's attempt to come out of his shell doesn't seem to be going as well as he had hoped.
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After six fruitless hours, Otis reluctantly added "FREE!" as an ultimately futile incentive, causing him to rethink his career goal of psychotherapist.
Phew! What a relief. There, now that's MUCH better. lol
As long as you keep your mouth shut and I don't have to listen to your bullshit.
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OMG! My mother needs a booth like that! She's the only person I know who loves jury duty because all those other people are cornered!
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ReplyDeleteJoaquin Phoenix decides he needs material for his next appearance on Letterman where he plans to do an original hip hop song about his experience in the park.
ReplyDeleteEnjoying the park on a gorgeous summer day, little did Stuttering Stan know that when evil brothers, Bobby & Billy stopped by, they taped this to his picnic table.
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