As most of you know, September was a Dilodin filled month. I spent most of it sleeping and hallucinatting.
Or so I thought.
According to Mrs. Crotchety, and my doctor, both fairly credible sources, I had taken some nurse and refused to let her go.
I asked Mrs which nurse it was and she said she didn't know. I told her Ihoped it was Nurse Treena because she is the most beautiful nurse in the world. No such luck.
And now Mrs. isn't speaking to me.
Oh, I wanted to thank Marisa who called me yesterday. Her call was a pleasant break from the incredible boredom around here
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Damn DOM... sounds like you're going to have to buy the missus a new vacuum too.
ReplyDeleteUmm, you also talked a lot about how much you appreciated how gentle the male nurses were with you. Maybe that might have something to do with the lovely Ms. Crotchety showing you a cold shoulder now?
ReplyDeleteSleeping and hallucinating? Works for me, Joe. Hope it's working for you. Good to see you back on the interwebs.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't grope one of the male nurses, did you Crotchety?
ReplyDeleteYeah. You need to get better quick because your Christmas shopping for Mrs. C just got a lot harder.
ReplyDeleteWould you quit your bragging? Not all of us can be as lucky as you to be in a drug induced stupor!
ReplyDeleteWill you be having a drug, erm, I mean blog giveaway soon?
Ha!
I'm glad to see that you seem to be coming back around. I hope you're feeling better! We have been praying for you!
ReplyDeleteWatch those hands Crotchety. They can get you in trouble for sure. Well that and your big mouth. You aren't supposed to say just anything you are thinking to the Mrs. I really thought you knew that.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day and weekend. :)
Glad to see your able to post more. Maybe you should try groping the Mrs and pretend she's a nurse.
ReplyDelete@ LL: Can't be spoiling her like that
ReplyDelete@ FishHawk: I never considered that it was a male nurse.
@ Nonamed: Thanks
@ Jenn: That doesn't sound like me.
@ Regorming: Should be simple enough. She did wear out the broom.
@ Quirky: Drug induced stupors are vastly superior to my usual ones.
@ Kirsten: Thanks
ReplyDelete@ Sandee: I'll never learn
@ Amy: I'll have to get her a uniform
Are you sure the whole groping thing isn't part of the Dilodid dreams?? If not, you could sure make up something tantalizing!
ReplyDeleteI'd go with a suck-up present for the Mrs now...
ReplyDeleteAnna
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Oh my!
ReplyDeleteYep, that's your story and you're sticking to it!!!! ;-)
Keep getting better and better, COM!
If you're in a drug induced stupor, I don't think groping the nurses counts.
ReplyDeleteIf groping nurses is what it takes to get you standing up again...
ReplyDeletePerhaps Mrs. C could throw on a nurse uniform the next time you're in a hallucinatory state to insure her dress whites are the only ones you start to paw.
Keep getting better, Crotchety!
@ Swirl Girl: Makes sense
ReplyDelete@ ANNA: Like a case of paper towels from Costo? She rkes paper towels.
@ Shyne: True dat
@ Cat Lady: I like the way you are thnking
@ Nanny Goats: I keep telling therm that
Glad you're feeling better & that they're getting you up out of that bed.
ReplyDeleteBe nice to the Mrs. You aren't fast enough to outrun her! And, be careful what you say. She may decide to hide your dilaudid & then what would you do? LOL