I wanted to buy Christmas presents for all my bloggy friends, but the shopping opportunties are rather limited.
Here is what is in your virtual Christmas package:
An adult diaper, available in white (how borinng)and sea (foam much more festive.)
4 oz. cups of cranberry juice
An autographed picture of my naughty bits ,suitable for framing, (not so special as nearly 300 health care professionals and a dozen nursing students have seen them already.
A Sponge Bath by Dave
Let me know which you picked... Or whether you picked them all.
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ReplyDeleteLin beat me to it. I'll take the cranberry juice. Seems the safest thing to ask for.
ReplyDeleteYou and Mrs. Crotchety have a merry Christmas. Hugs to you both. :)
Thank you for thinking of us, Crotchety and I'm sure Hubby will be OK with me having a picture of your naughty bits on my bedside table.
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Awwww Crotchety....now that is a true Dirty Santa present right there.
ReplyDeleteGotta go for the autographed pic. Can you just imagine how much that'll bring on ebay? I can finally retire!
ReplyDeleteOh hell, I'll take them all! The diapers can be 1 to use as suggested & 1 for a hat & the pic of your naughty bits will be hung (so to speak) upside down & called abstract art! Or a distressed pic...lol!
ReplyDeleteHave they switched your meds again?
ReplyDeleteKnowing 'Da Old Man' is on the mend is the only present I want.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! No opiates, morphine or hydrocodone?! What the hell kind of Christmas is this?! Hope that yours is as "merry" as possible given the circumstances...
ReplyDeleteFor thinking of us, thank you. A toast in cranberry juice to your recovery.
ReplyDeleteMay you have a joyous Christmas and a better 2010.
Did you get to do some bed pan sliding in that snow up there? Hope ya'll have a Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteWith all the shit I'm getting at work I think I'll take the diaper.
ReplyDeleteOh, I SO WANT the diaper - sea foam please. I DO like the ocean you know.
ReplyDeleteCranberry juice? The gift that keeps on giving. I hope you haven't driven Mrs C up the wall too much and that you guys are counting your blessings this Christmas. Best for the holidays Joe.
ReplyDeleteA picture of your naughty bits, please. It's sentimental, and I can't wait to take it in to Frames R Us to suitably frame it.
ReplyDeleteYay for cranberry juice!
ReplyDeleteThough the sea foam wardrobe is tempting. Maybe Nurse Dave can model it for me.
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