Friday, January 15, 2010

Crap, crap, crap

Next week my leg is being operated on. Seems there is no circulation below the knee (oh the joy of diabetes) so they will do like a bypass in an attempt to save the leg.

Sounds like a lot of pain. I hope youse guys get me through it like the previous operation. This shouldn't be as potentially dangerous as the last time, but things have a way of going badly for me. The lovely and talented Mrs. Crotchety will provide updates. I'll be getting a fresh Brazilian.
As usual, if I die, thanks for reading.

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22 comments:

  1. Hang in there.
    I will be thinking of you. :)

    Just in case good vibes are effective in some yet-to-be-scientifically-verified way, I will be sending a few industrial-sized crates of those too.

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  2. Dude... you're getting manscaped again? You might say different... but I'm thinkin' you're going through all this just so you can look more like Ryan Seacrest.

    Stay safe DOM. You know I'm with ya in spirit.

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  3. @ Janna: Thank you

    @ LL: There is no way I resemble or could possibly in any way resemble Ryan Seacrest.

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  4. Anonymous3:11 AM

    A Brazilian?

    I'd be more scared of that than any ole' operation!

    Just in case, I'll send a few prayers your way.

    Will you be showing before and after pics?

    Please warn me!

    {hugs}

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  5. Why would you be getting another Brazilian for an operation below your knee? Are you sure this isn't a special request from (or for) Dave?

    Oh yeah, I do hope you pull through okay. For gloating about my Cowboys winning it all again just wouldn't be the same without you.

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  6. Gee, DOM, I hope all goes well. When bloggers take a position they need a leg to stand on! Best of luck. I still don't understand why you have to go to Brazil for your operation.

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  7. Howdy Joe! Hope all goes well in Brazil.

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  8. Damn man! What next huh? As always Joe, best of luck man. My frustration levels would have blown through the roof a long time ago had I been you. We're pulling for you as always...

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  9. Carolyn10:01 AM

    You have really had a tough go of things. I hope this goes well. Give 'em hell!!!

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  10. You must do your part. You must be positive about the outcome. Spirit doesn't understand sarcasm.

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  11. I think the nurses just want to see your naughty bits. You need to start charging for viewings.

    Good Luck!

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  12. DOM,as always, your loyal followers will follow you with prayers and sending e-strength for you and the MRS.

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  13. @ Quirky: No pictures. Well, they would make a good caption this.

    @ FishHawk: I like the look. And Nurse Dave.

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  14. Man oh man Old Man you can't catch a break lately. I guess except for seeing your bits. If that's a break....
    I hope all goes well. We are maaaaaing for you.

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  15. @ Me-Me: Thanks. I hope my scars heal by Carnivale. The outfits are so revealing.

    @ Don: I think I don't die because I want to see what happens next.

    @ Carolyn: Thanks

    @ LaurAyn: I try.

    @ Reforming: At a quarter each, I'd be a hundredaire.

    @ sally: Youse guys mean more to me than you'll ever know.

    @ Pricilla: Well the bits were a special treat to finally see.

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  16. Good luck to you. You have been thru this for way too long.

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  17. @ Bonnie: Thanks. It's been since June. Way too long,

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  18. I'm with Fish--What's the deal with the shave for your LEG?

    I'm sending you hugs and prayers for another safe surgery, Joe. Geesh, you sure have had your share this year. You are one strong guy to get through all of this! Keep fighting, my friend!!

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  19. Some men would pay a lot of money for a Brazilian.

    I'll be thinking of you. Take care of yourself.

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  20. I hope all goes well. You certainly have been having one thing after another happen. I'm hoping when they are all done you'll be good as new. Well, that have rebuilt a bunch of things. Just saying.

    You and yours remain in my thoughts and prayers. :)

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  21. Okay, since my Cowboys got plastered, you can go ahead and croak in peace now.

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  22. Wow Amazing post really informative thanks for the great post.

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