The Victoria's Secret Holiday catalog came in today. When Mrs. C accused me of ogling beautiful women I assured her I was simply imaging what she looked like in those outfits.
She didn't buy it either.
The other day I was watching a football game, and a few people were praying.Did they really think that their deity would control the outcome of a game? I'd like to think that God has better things to do.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Sure you were just wondering what the wife would look like in those hot Victoria's Secret skimpy outfits. Sure you were. Bwahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed that many teams pray. I guess they are looking for some help.
Have a terrific day and happy Thanksgiving. My best to the Mrs. :)
That's funny. I heard Hubby pray when he was looking through that catalog. Maybe he was praying I would look like some of those girls!
ReplyDeleteDamn... how do you get on that mailing list? All I get is spam...
ReplyDeleteHappy Turkey Day, Crotchety!
ReplyDeleteThose VS girls are all airbrushed, inflated and poofed up...which would be just your type...if you were single. Right?
I wouldn't be so sure. After all, it wasn't that long ago when all of the experts were saying that your Giants didn't have a prayer against the Patriots.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDelete@ Sandee: Would I lie
ReplyDelete@ Reforming: He was probably doing like I did
@ LL: Just Lucky, I guess. BTW, Mrs. already hid it on me.
@ Deb: Even if I'm not single :)
@ FishHawk: True dat
@ Vanilla: Same to you and yours