tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post2968174325926621779..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Where is Doctor House?!Da Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-51129312468689763592009-09-29T21:10:20.697-04:002009-09-29T21:10:20.697-04:00I spent six weeks in the hospital in high school w...I spent six weeks in the hospital in high school with antibiotic-associated colitis. Apparently it's rare enough that they loved using me for a teaching case, especially to the student nurses, so I know how it feels. I usually got more than six nurses at a time, and not all of them could remember the basics, like closing a catheter bag. That was a fun day, LOL.<br /><br />Hope you get better soon.Stacihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11123920601207546889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-2445087125888074322009-09-22T16:10:54.423-04:002009-09-22T16:10:54.423-04:00Hey, my neighbor has some fresh maggots just waiti...Hey, my neighbor has some fresh maggots just waiting in their garbage cans. Ewwwwww, they are smelly. I'd be glad to mail the whole mess to you if you are interested. Ick. Come back soon, Joe. I miss you.Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07042143254001890567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-25447007623848433922009-09-22T09:41:14.493-04:002009-09-22T09:41:14.493-04:00I read that as 'expecting my Dildo shot every ...I read that as 'expecting my Dildo shot every 3 hours.'<br /><br />I was just about to send a condolences card.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-46396745448401561052009-09-22T07:36:24.526-04:002009-09-22T07:36:24.526-04:00Vampires, maggots, and flashing.....are you sure y...Vampires, maggots, and flashing.....are you sure you didn't wander into the middle of a B movie filming?<br /><br />Get better soon......and thank Mrs C for me for keeping your blog moving along!shynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17640010103880981616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-31909112079079500022009-09-22T00:43:53.687-04:002009-09-22T00:43:53.687-04:00Hey Joe, I'll call you tomorrow.
maggot therap...Hey Joe, I'll call you tomorrow.<br />maggot therapy has a good reputation in cases of oxygen necrosis. the necrosis is getting you a Tummy Tuck - You Lucky Bastard. the rest of us lard asses have to pony up for mexican lipo. oh how I hate you damn dialysi-sluts.<br /><br />always talking about how many kilos the sucked off of your skinny ass before lunch. yeah yeah yeah.. LOL.<br /><br />Hope you feel better today.<br />remember do your best michael jackson impression and request "Your Milk" the anesthesia folks will understand. (smdh)Mrs Sweetwaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13974109495626177225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-44928878547676310312009-09-22T00:33:07.554-04:002009-09-22T00:33:07.554-04:00I'm thinking she wasn't as excited about c...I'm thinking she wasn't as excited about changing your bandage as she was about scoping out your junk. Glad to see you're enjoying it too!<br /><br />Tell you what DOM... have the old lady start bringing you in lots of raw garlic. One of the best antibiotics known to exist, and just think of the side benefits!LLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01614843246640462976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4464570568522068982009-09-21T17:05:30.552-04:002009-09-21T17:05:30.552-04:00You crack me up. Keep flashing those naughty bits ...You crack me up. Keep flashing those naughty bits especially if they don't answer their call button.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808210602431338186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-71291075845177088892009-09-21T10:06:27.325-04:002009-09-21T10:06:27.325-04:00Maggots only hang out in specific areas of Jersey?...Maggots only hang out in specific areas of Jersey? <br /><br />Perhaps things have changed since I lived there. It seemed you could find them just about anywhere. <br /><br />Like the mall.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-24962113592496129262009-09-21T08:37:16.480-04:002009-09-21T08:37:16.480-04:00If you ever get too lazy to use your hands, you ca...If you ever get too lazy to use your hands, you can point to what you want with your junk ;)Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-59113041801265769842009-09-21T00:53:02.727-04:002009-09-21T00:53:02.727-04:00Good to hear you're still pissed off, whippers...Good to hear you're still pissed off, whippersnapper. You'll need it when you see the bills.Doctor Faustrollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15814365393194863337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-68031396737003684472009-09-20T23:19:04.758-04:002009-09-20T23:19:04.758-04:00Hang in there, old man. I find that a trench coat ...Hang in there, old man. I find that a trench coat is a good outfit to wear while flashing people all day. Just an idea. It's nice to miz things up!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-82720318500636337732009-09-20T21:34:07.767-04:002009-09-20T21:34:07.767-04:00Yah, being a 41 year old woman with 2 children, I...Yah, being a 41 year old woman with 2 children, I don't give a hoot who's bein spyin my naughty bits neither.<br />I spent 3 days with an epidural filled with yummy-feelin I-don't-know-what in my spine after birthing daughter the 1st. The epidural failed as the C-section started, I suspect they let me keep the Line of Laughter for No Reason hoping I would forget that they screwed up royally.<br />I think it is only fair to give a person layin flat on their back for days on end some happy drugs for entertainment.<br />I tell my husband if I'm in that situation I want some laudanum (sp?) then he tells me docs don't use that anymore then I have to tell him to shutty the mouthy & where is my Laudy!!?? He brings me a xanax instead, but, HELLO, I know the difference ;)<br />Ame in TNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-67925257574950927602009-09-20T19:20:37.171-04:002009-09-20T19:20:37.171-04:00I hope someone solves the maggot issue soon. You ...I hope someone solves the maggot issue soon. You crack me up. You much be doing pretty well if you are starting to enjoy having your naughty parts flashed so often. Bwahahahahaha.<br /><br />Have a terrific day Crotchety. You and your lovely remain in my thoughts and prayers. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-12218659706041190492009-09-20T16:16:59.470-04:002009-09-20T16:16:59.470-04:00collette, I have been battling intense 3-5 days a ...collette, I have been battling intense 3-5 days a week for about 4 years. I have been on all script with no relief, I was given dilaudid until we try the next thing. Botox. This way I can stay out of ER, where they know me by nameHR Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05031169574818939857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-54742906553531807302009-09-20T16:04:54.021-04:002009-09-20T16:04:54.021-04:00I once had a dilaudid shot on top of a fentynal pa...I once had a dilaudid shot on top of a fentynal patch. Still had pain but didn't care quite as much and the colors.....<br /><br /><br />the colors.....<br /><br /><br />the colors....<br /><br />ooops. Got sidetracked in the memory. I am sorry your doctors are maggots. Oops, they want to use maggots but I have read it can be very successful. <br /><br />We have three new kids on the farm these days. They are keeping us hopping!<br /><br />More goat hugs. We are thinking of you!brokenteepeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06907414560986208401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-65006147130559019332009-09-19T20:37:41.701-04:002009-09-19T20:37:41.701-04:00First of all Hey to Mrs C and thanks to her for en...First of all Hey to Mrs C and thanks to her for enabling your blogging addiction :)<br /><br />I asked the mumborg whether they had considered maggot therapy for her ever, they hadn't, but a lady she shared a ward room thingy with did have it done and it went well! So yay! I think.<br /><br />Reading the stuff about dressings and tape, is just like listening to the mumborg lol. They certainly love their tape.<br /><br />Also she has flashed her naughty bits too many times lol.crpitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-90530071323154726782009-09-19T18:08:19.438-04:002009-09-19T18:08:19.438-04:00By the way, no matter what it takes, fresh maggots...By the way, no matter what it takes, fresh maggots, stale maggots or whatever, get better soon!Joel Klebanoffhttp://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-371583169770553802009-09-19T18:07:11.009-04:002009-09-19T18:07:11.009-04:00Fresh maggots? Did I read that right? I didn't...Fresh maggots? Did I read that right? I didn't know those suckers had an expiration date on them. Will the hospital reduce the cost of your treatment if you're willing to accept maggots that are close to or after their best-before date?<br /><br />About your naughty bits flashing ... who is causing them to be flashed and is there any movement in them when they are flashed? Inquiring minds want to know.Joel Klebanoffhttp://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-75883941046952943322009-09-19T14:33:29.815-04:002009-09-19T14:33:29.815-04:00I am finding it very hard to believe that there is...I am finding it very hard to believe that there is only one place in New Jersey where fresh maggots can be found. Hey, maybe the Giants can bring some to you after my Cowboys get done with them tomorrow night?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4003126872756475352009-09-19T13:38:06.259-04:002009-09-19T13:38:06.259-04:00Ah yes, dilaudid, I remember it well. Enjoy that w...Ah yes, dilaudid, I remember it well. Enjoy that while you can. They never sent any home with me. <br />HR Diva, how do you get them for migraines?<br />Keep flashing old man! If they realize you enjoy something, they may stop! Get well soon!<br />Mrs. C, take care of yourself, too!Moonrayvennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254803252513819562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-87876942874033515292009-09-19T13:05:00.731-04:002009-09-19T13:05:00.731-04:00Oh DOM!
Things are worse than I feared!
Your in...Oh DOM! <br /><br />Things are worse than I feared!<br /><br />Your inner perv is coming out!<br /><br />It's amazing that you can still blog, despite everything. But I am so glad that you do!<br /><br />You are a blogger inspiration!<br /><br />The good vibes, thoughts, and prayers still being sent your way! I won't use gmail to send them...who knows where they might end up!<br /><br />hee hee<br /><br />{hugs}Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-70695840720101039532009-09-19T12:36:26.192-04:002009-09-19T12:36:26.192-04:00Joe, pick up your insurance book, or go online and...Joe, pick up your insurance book, or go online and keyword the kind of doctor you need to be transfered to somewhere else, call them up, and get them to see you. Send your files, call until you get them to take you as a patient. Sadly I have a friend with a bad dx of cancer who we are pushing to do the same thing here in NYC. If you don't push you won't get. It's that simple. And they count on that. Feel well.A New Yorkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997572457756451648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-54972363434810738502009-09-19T09:34:53.986-04:002009-09-19T09:34:53.986-04:00Hey Joe--
I'm sorry I didn't get here in t...Hey Joe--<br />I'm sorry I didn't get here in time to make the FIRST 'Only place in Jersey with fresh maggots' joke. <br />I lived there, so I'm allowed. :)<br />Thinking about you ever day; my prayers are that the RIGHT treatment is picked and initiated SOON so you can feel better and be home. I'm sure you are missed there!Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-3635882263071706492009-09-19T04:57:11.086-04:002009-09-19T04:57:11.086-04:00Joe I thought you were in UMDNJ, I will try to vis...Joe I thought you were in UMDNJ, I will try to visit you soon, keep up your spirit you can always make me laugh. I got a script for Dilaudid pills now so when the migraines hit, I dont have to go to ER for the shot.... Nice effect<br /><br />As always you are in my thoughts and prayers and if you need anything you know how to reach me.HR Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05031169574818939857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-14536641401363493102009-09-19T04:28:14.898-04:002009-09-19T04:28:14.898-04:00Oh sweetie. I don't know whether to laugh or c...Oh sweetie. I don't know whether to laugh or cry with you. I'm glad you're keeping up your spirits...hey, maybe that's what you need? You won't be driving anything (save the gurney races for when surgery is over), so some spirits wouldn't interfere with your dilaudid. And would even intensify effects. You could become even more well known at the hospital than you already are!<br /><br />But I digress...I'm glad to hear you're still the same ol' funny man, but GEEZ! This is getting ridiculous. It's about time to have you back home...don't the docs know you are needed in Blogland??<br /><br />Let me talk to them. I'll straighten them out. Or I can start a petition. Or we could always get someone like JD (from I Do Things) to dress up as a nurse and break you outta there. That would make for some good blog fodder as well as getting you back where you belong.<br /><br />More blood, eh? And now they're discussing maggot therapy? Boy...you're getting the full treatment!<br /><br />My thoughts and prayers are with Mrs C and you...and especially with the medical team. If you're flashing your naughty bits around like that, the medical team needs all the thoughts and prayers they can get. xxOne Creative Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533010728492263630noreply@blogger.com