tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post3199761935343328854..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Zippety Doo DahDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-8329416831918504092009-01-04T20:46:00.000-05:002009-01-04T20:46:00.000-05:00This would be fun to try, if I was actually able t...This would be fun to try, if I was actually able to grow plants instead of killing them.<BR/>I have never, ever been able to keep houseplants alive.<BR/>Ever.<BR/><BR/>I finally just gave up and bought the fake variety.<BR/>They're doing pretty well, though occasionally they cry out from the layers of dust that has choked them.Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-54191092933202247382009-01-02T21:13:00.000-05:002009-01-02T21:13:00.000-05:00Somehow I have to agree with Jenn, I'm not sure yo...Somehow I have to agree with Jenn, I'm not sure you're helping your case. You might be wearing dirty underwear too, I'm thinking after this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-61103807749433551502009-01-02T18:13:00.000-05:002009-01-02T18:13:00.000-05:00The name of the company is Rainbow USA. I sell the...The name of the company is Rainbow USA. I sell their products, paper, journals and key rings..it's all made from an elephant shelter in Thailand. They're on the "net" if you want to find them. Living la vida fearless, Janet aka the elephant trainer www.tobeyourbest.net<BR/>whatsyourelephant@gmail.comLiving la Vida Fearlesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02938222443598014056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-77711595242073723292009-01-02T18:02:00.000-05:002009-01-02T18:02:00.000-05:00I google myself everynight.Congrats on winning Hum...I google myself everynight.<BR/><BR/>Congrats on winning Humor Bloggers of the Year!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-38407735536393851742009-01-02T16:47:00.000-05:002009-01-02T16:47:00.000-05:00Funny stuff my friend. I'll keep coming back. Cong...Funny stuff my friend. I'll keep coming back. Congrats on the award.<BR/><BR/>Out-NumberedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-55369853411000890102009-01-02T15:17:00.000-05:002009-01-02T15:17:00.000-05:00You are the King of Poo my friend. I will be hones...You are the King of Poo my friend. I will be honest, I wanted that title but I am no match, you are the King. I mean if poo is going to get thrown at me, I don't want some unstructured, unidentifiable mass thrown at me. That happens too often and I don't feel good about it. I want it to be cared for, finely molded, heat pressured w/absolute sensitivity and I never want to ask, I wonder which animal this came from? You are in da zone Old Man!The Self-Deprechaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05851083070638572920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-72497690511990864852009-01-02T14:46:00.000-05:002009-01-02T14:46:00.000-05:00@ Angie: It just seems I get in deeper. Fortunatel...@ Angie: It just seems I get in deeper. Fortunately, I am so darned cute when I grovel that she keeps forgiving me.<BR/><BR/>@ Sherry: I know. And the best part is I usually think of questions in the middle of the night when the library lady is sleeping. Google never sleeps<BR/><BR/>@ Don: Somehow, I knew it would<BR/><BR/>@ Chunks: I'm all about making wishes come true. I'll send you credits today.<BR/><BR/>@ Shadow: I think you are creative and a free thinker.<BR/><BR/>@ Michelle: Thanks<BR/><BR/>@ Jormen: I'm rewriting my will as I sit here.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-40924019108748184142009-01-02T14:23:00.000-05:002009-01-02T14:23:00.000-05:00Yeah, I think you're on to something there Crotche...Yeah, I think you're on to something there Crotchety!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and if she does happen to go completely postal on you, can I have all of your readers?<BR/><BR/>That'd be great!<BR/><BR/>Happy New Year!!Jormengrundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11513869926202626970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-50082937485374432772009-01-02T13:53:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:53:00.000-05:00Old man you scare the poo out of me, but i like yo...Old man you scare the poo out of me, but i like you anyway!!!<BR/><BR/>Thankfully i am not your old woman and never will be, but you do make me giggle!!<BR/><BR/>I am all for knowing poo stuff!!!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13012277904032798697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-52708164687862299302009-01-02T13:43:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:43:00.000-05:00I think the mini poop animals with a bag of seeds,...I think the mini poop animals with a bag of seeds, maybe done up with a bow in a flower pot with some gardening tools would actually be a kick ass gift for any gardener... then again, I'm weird. ;-)~*~Shadow.Kat~*~https://www.blogger.com/profile/13939553045835354373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-71475646414765285292009-01-02T13:23:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:23:00.000-05:00My one New Year's wish is that your Entrecard pric...My one New Year's wish is that your Entrecard price will one day go down and I will actually be able to afford you. :) LOL<BR/><BR/>Happy New Year!!!!!Chunks of Realityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05550378591715392039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-5927311720114028172009-01-02T13:16:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:16:00.000-05:00Ahhh, the mere thought of gift giving and animal p...Ahhh, the mere thought of gift giving and animal poop warms my soul...Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-70721350150706962842009-01-02T13:09:00.000-05:002009-01-02T13:09:00.000-05:00Yep, Google is great! I can find answers to quest...Yep, Google is great! I can find answers to questions I didn't even know to ask!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06948631272816359901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-31017352955502889652009-01-02T12:50:00.000-05:002009-01-02T12:50:00.000-05:00Hahaha...you are so going to be in the do- elephan...Hahaha...you are so going to be in the do- elephant house -- that woman of yours must be a saint!<BR/><BR/>Google is cool on the whole search thingy I agree, though I have to admit, I've never looked anything up on poo. I guess I'll have to just continue to come here to get all my unasked questions answered.<BR/><BR/>I wonder what that poo elephant looks like once he starts melting into the ground?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-90834051709429360502009-01-02T12:37:00.000-05:002009-01-02T12:37:00.000-05:00@ Lauren: That ship may have sailed@ Lipstick: The...@ Lauren: That ship may have sailed<BR/><BR/>@ Lipstick: There is an abandoned zoo near my home. It is very lush. Just sayin'<BR/><BR/>@ Aoi: Thanks<BR/><BR/>@ Marvel: Yup. Saved me possibly years of searching archives, and perstering the library lady.<BR/><BR/>@ Adullamite: Thereby debunking "it's the thought that counts" myth.<BR/><BR/>@ Dani: I would hope not. That would certainly kill repeat sales<BR/><BR/>@ Mulled: Really? Hmm. I need to get her extra<BR/><BR/>@ Reforming: She would feel I'm infringing on her. <BR/><BR/>@ Jenn: It does seem as if things aren't improving at all. Maybe I'll make her a macaroni necklace or something.<BR/><BR/>@ Memphis: Oh no! I went through Amish Country during planting season. It smelled like the circus, but not a clown in sight. <BR/><BR/>@ Casto: Time for me to fire up The Google. :)Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-35374974287199803872009-01-02T12:09:00.000-05:002009-01-02T12:09:00.000-05:00There's a company out there who makes paper produc...There's a company out there who makes paper products out of dried elephant poo. Wish I could remember their name but it's pretty popular apparently.CastoCreationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13634631986152757174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-61741561532774540292009-01-02T11:03:00.000-05:002009-01-02T11:03:00.000-05:00My neighbors spread horse poop on their yard as th...My neighbors spread horse poop on their yard as they were seeding it.<BR/>All the kids were sooo excited ~ they thought the circus had come to town!memphisdonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16835877599614965283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-51932852382388762182009-01-02T10:38:00.000-05:002009-01-02T10:38:00.000-05:00Somehow, Crotchety, I'm thinking you might be in e...Somehow, Crotchety, I'm thinking you might be in even deeper doo-doo with THIS doo-doo...<BR/><BR/>But good luck to you.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-17636507246797772062009-01-02T10:23:00.000-05:002009-01-02T10:23:00.000-05:00Yikes! I hope things get better around the Crotch...Yikes! I hope things get better around the Crotchety household. At this point, FORGET THE POO! It's time to move on. <BR/><BR/>I can send instructions on how to operate the washing machine, dishwasher, or any of the other appliances if you're confused. Mrs. C would really like it if YOU did the laundry....ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-25096108967927127542009-01-02T08:10:00.000-05:002009-01-02T08:10:00.000-05:00Elephant dung is a well known aphrodisiac.Elephant dung is a well known aphrodisiac.Gerry Hatrićhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06172504526073441190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-56563109614009695112009-01-02T05:30:00.000-05:002009-01-02T05:30:00.000-05:00Hmmm poo ? Does it smell after you plantthe seeds ...Hmmm poo ? Does it smell after you plantthe seeds and water it ? I can't imagine getting a whiff of elephant crap every time I opened up my front door..Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00851221226545023655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-2999560687861176822009-01-02T04:30:00.000-05:002009-01-02T04:30:00.000-05:00Lacking cash I once gave a lass a packet of seeds ...Lacking cash I once gave a lass a packet of seeds as I couldn't afford flowers.<BR/>I have not heard from her for a while.......Adullamitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15537659871829290071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-9624615915266459652009-01-02T03:02:00.000-05:002009-01-02T03:02:00.000-05:00Isn't Google wonderful? I mean, you would have ha...Isn't Google wonderful? I mean, you would have had to search a whole lot of Farmer's Almanacs to find the ad for elephant poo compost.Marvel Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02394584380271162466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-14601315923173030912009-01-02T01:38:00.000-05:002009-01-02T01:38:00.000-05:00The ultimate in recycling eley poo. Excellent find...The ultimate in recycling eley poo. Excellent find.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-63783956070102072332009-01-02T00:12:00.000-05:002009-01-02T00:12:00.000-05:00LMAO about "zoo doo"!LMAO about "zoo doo"!Lipstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04346441046070223404noreply@blogger.com