tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post4290940128194751643..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: I've Fallen and I Can't Get UpDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-47654184922820265802010-06-27T20:42:38.680-04:002010-06-27T20:42:38.680-04:00I'm looking forward to getting more informatio...I'm looking forward to getting more information about this topic, don't worry about negative opinions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-9367702230290440202009-05-03T16:43:00.000-04:002009-05-03T16:43:00.000-04:00Oh man, ... let's put it this way, as I read this ...Oh man, ... let's put it this way, as I read this I began to laugh so violently that the wife asked me... twice!... if I was going to be ok... <br /><br />you crack me up!!savvyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09963536749086558366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-40607440479755494642009-05-01T19:23:00.000-04:002009-05-01T19:23:00.000-04:00Hey DOM....I didn't write this, but I saw it today...Hey DOM....I didn't write this, but I saw it today, and it just screamed *this is for Crotchety..* I looked all around and nobody was there, so I figured it was meant for you:<br /><br />"My wife said, whatcha doin today?"<br />I said, "Nothing."<br />She said, "You did that yesterday."<br />I said, "I wasn't finished!"<br /><br />Keep smilin...Winky Twinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963969249789092099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-66031025335090519332009-04-30T22:18:00.000-04:002009-04-30T22:18:00.000-04:00I think it was an evil plot to kill you, Joe. Is ...I think it was an evil plot to kill you, Joe. Is the Mrs. that bored that she needs to cut your hair now?? Man, she needs a job bad!! Glad you survived--maybe she pushed you--did you ever think of that??? I'll bet she did.Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07042143254001890567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-61101176475587980242009-04-30T21:52:00.000-04:002009-04-30T21:52:00.000-04:00@ Petra: Eventually she will
@ Jen: I'm not leavi...@ Petra: Eventually she will<br /><br />@ Jen: I'm not leaving the house until July<br /><br />@ FishHawk: Puppies ain't gonna do it. You have any fully grown St Bernards? <br /><br />@ Charmaine: No, the broccoli knows better. I'm tougher than broccoli. <br /><br />@ Lola: I'm going to be better in a day or so. Soreness is going away as the day progresses. Could have been worse.<br /><br />@ Etta: I probably should, but I'd wind up crashing it.<br /><br />@ Lauren: Yup for a while I ain't heading across the threshold.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-69696647845934045292009-04-30T21:42:00.000-04:002009-04-30T21:42:00.000-04:00So walk around your house INSIDE OLD MAN!So walk around your house INSIDE OLD MAN!A New Yorkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997572457756451648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-38407938108215850032009-04-30T19:48:00.000-04:002009-04-30T19:48:00.000-04:00Look old man. You have GOT to be more careful. Yes...Look old man. You have GOT to be more careful. Yes you need to get around more, but jeez do it in a hoveround would ya. Hugs!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-79737362750232408212009-04-30T19:38:00.000-04:002009-04-30T19:38:00.000-04:00I hope you're feeling better soon.
When I was a k...I hope you're feeling better soon.<br /><br />When I was a kid, the neighbor dad had back problems and the ambulance took him out of the house in his tighty whities with no sheet or blanket covering him. Knocked him down a few pegs. Back problems seemed to run rampant on our block, my Dad was taken out by ambulance a couple of times too.<br /><br />I've got bad back problems, hereditary, so I always make sure I'm fully dressed. Even in the shower. You can never take too many chances. Know what I'm sayin'?Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17385290159403288196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-64638048895201280312009-04-30T18:51:00.000-04:002009-04-30T18:51:00.000-04:00Did the broccoli try to kill you?Did the broccoli try to kill you?Charmainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17949679256019432906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-39698122156507364392009-04-30T17:30:00.000-04:002009-04-30T17:30:00.000-04:00P.S.: Grayson, who looks exactly like your killer ...P.S.: Grayson, who looks exactly like your killer guard dog on duty and is the capo of the crew, said that if you would throw in a pork chop or two that you would certainly have a deal.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4760354117956620692009-04-30T17:26:00.000-04:002009-04-30T17:26:00.000-04:00The next time you get stuck, I've got four puppies...The next time you get stuck, I've got four puppies with really wet noses that will get you up in no time flat for half the price. In fact, they might do it just for the brocoli.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349087080262856079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-63650604029833240742009-04-30T15:39:00.000-04:002009-04-30T15:39:00.000-04:00I hope your pride recovers soon. Stay inside and f...I hope your pride recovers soon. Stay inside and for gosh sakes don't get on a plane or ride a subway train or any other kind of transportation device. Instead just send Mrs. Crotchety to the store for supplies to last for the next couple of weeks so you can ride out this pandemic.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808210602431338186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-9273284711220594692009-04-30T14:55:00.000-04:002009-04-30T14:55:00.000-04:00Oh man, she'll never live that one down, will she?...Oh man, she'll never live that one down, will she?<br /><br />Hope you feel better, Crotchety. You sure are living up to your name these days, eh?Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-69513942237101376042009-04-30T14:49:00.000-04:002009-04-30T14:49:00.000-04:00@ Judy: Let sleeping dogs lie (and watch TV)
@ Pr...@ Judy: Let sleeping dogs lie (and watch TV)<br /><br />@ Pricilla: Hope the publicist is doing better soon. And don't laugh at her no matter how funny it is.<br /><br />@ Winky: I'm pretty sure that is what happened<br /><br />@ Marsha: I'll milk this until I get some stuff from ebay to cheer me up, err, I mean, I'll work as hard as I can to recover.<br /><br />@ Grace: Same answer, then.<br />:)<br /><br />@ Crabby BL: While waiting for the Rescue Squad, sitting on the floor, I reminded her that at least I know what I'm blogging about for tomorow. <br /><br />@Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-3238865623834150082009-04-30T14:34:00.000-04:002009-04-30T14:34:00.000-04:00Ouch, Joe!
The only beneficial thing about painf...Ouch, Joe! <br /><br />The only beneficial thing about painful or embrrassing moments is that at least we can blog about it and spread the misery (and hopefully, a few laughs). <br /><br />Sorry about your wedgie. That's GOTTA hurt. Bwahahahaha!Crabby Blogging Ladyhttp://crabbyblogginglady.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-89985679823873448062009-04-30T14:22:00.000-04:002009-04-30T14:22:00.000-04:00What Marsha said LOLWhat Marsha said LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-45207144768231538662009-04-30T14:08:00.000-04:002009-04-30T14:08:00.000-04:00Mrs. Crotchety really screwed up this time.
I'm...Mrs. Crotchety really screwed up this time. <br /><br />I'm sure she'd much rather be stuck with a lazy-ass man over a lazy-ass man with a boo-boo. <br /><br />So, how long to you plan to milk this?Marshahttp://www.kewlstuffifound.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-38798013000488885042009-04-30T13:27:00.000-04:002009-04-30T13:27:00.000-04:00Wow DOM...you really gotta watch out for those doo...Wow DOM...you really gotta watch out for those door frames... they've gotten so they have a mind all their own.. they do this really evil expansion thing when the weather gets warmer.. it's pretty scary. (shiver)Winky Twinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10963969249789092099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-24082084495320112342009-04-30T13:24:00.000-04:002009-04-30T13:24:00.000-04:00Old Man - that was not a fair post. The publicist ...Old Man - that was not a fair post. The publicist put her back out yesterday lifting a 10oz flake of hay and all of the laughter was waaaaaay too painful for her.<br /><br />She, and I, are very sorry for your wedgie. And other injuries. I hope you stay inside now....and in all empathy we hope you feel better very soon.brokenteepeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06907414560986208401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-70054631448435964792009-04-30T12:43:00.000-04:002009-04-30T12:43:00.000-04:00I live with someone who sits in his chair all day ...I live with someone who sits in his chair all day and watches FOX news. I WAS going to yell at him to get off his a** and do something, but...maybe I will just leave him alone.Judyhttp://judesmusings-miller.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-26962127765083471352009-04-30T12:30:00.000-04:002009-04-30T12:30:00.000-04:00@ Reforming: She may have. Was probably concerned ...@ Reforming: She may have. Was probably concerned if I start leaving the house she'll be so lonely.<br /><br />@ Douglas: No, not willing to get all those bruises just to trick her. I could have faked a fall.<br /><br />@ Stacie: Yup, it'll be a while until I decide to get up again.<br /><br />@ Sandee: I'm a mess, but Mrs is happy with a fixer upper.<br /><br />@ Me-Me: We only had broccoli.<br /><br />@ Rose: Thanks.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-5574891862437851732009-04-30T11:28:00.000-04:002009-04-30T11:28:00.000-04:00Pobrecito, DOM. Try frozen green peas, they may m...Pobrecito, DOM. Try frozen green peas, they may mold to your knee a little easier than the broccoli.Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-85406746320943993202009-04-30T11:14:00.000-04:002009-04-30T11:14:00.000-04:00You are a mess. You know that? You really are. ...You are a mess. You know that? You really are. Bwahahahahaha. I feel so sorry for Mrs. Crotchety. You are not a diamond in the rough. Bwahahahahaha.<br /><br />Have a terrific day sitting on the couch. :)Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-76655343716466309492009-04-30T10:47:00.000-04:002009-04-30T10:47:00.000-04:00omygoodness...
I bet your are really sore and now...omygoodness...<br /><br />I bet your are really sore and now will be laid up on the couch for ever longer.<br /><br />:( {{gentle hugs}}Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-46826030200816328232009-04-30T09:40:00.000-04:002009-04-30T09:40:00.000-04:00You may have fooled Mrs. Crotchety but not me. You...You may have fooled Mrs. Crotchety but not me. You've safely traversed this little doorframe thousands of times but when you face the prospect of leaving the couch, you "accidentally" take a tumble? Teach me your ways, master.DouglasDyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.com