tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post6346276520778069593..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Winner of "Caption This" Contest Announced; Blogging World StunnedDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-66474908558719089072008-08-07T21:58:00.000-04:002008-08-07T21:58:00.000-04:00@ Skye: Thank you. @ The Fly: Is that a distant re...@ Skye: Thank you. <BR/><BR/>@ The Fly: Is that a distant relative of the turducken?Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-70686756988190518652008-08-07T21:23:00.000-04:002008-08-07T21:23:00.000-04:00If my research is correct I think Zuchinis are bir...If my research is correct I think Zuchinis are birthed by the infamous chicken-turkey. From which they are then placed into a huge hot wooden stove, baked and then are taking out and molded into a phallic shape. <BR/><BR/>buzz buzzTheFLyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093581451029518159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-23482908267111664502008-08-07T20:33:00.000-04:002008-08-07T20:33:00.000-04:00Hey 'Da Old Man', Stop on over at my blog, because...Hey 'Da Old Man', <BR/>Stop on over at my blog, because you have been chosen to receive an award. Come and check it out! I think you will like it.<BR/>Thanks, SkyeSkye Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043620074574992493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-40828358842975646912008-08-07T16:30:00.000-04:002008-08-07T16:30:00.000-04:00@ The Fly: As I told Chica, you got to bring your ...@ The Fly: As I told Chica, you got to bring your "A" game. Do you think zucchini grows on trees? I can't hand them out willy-nilly. (ed. note: Da old man is a city guy. He has no idea whether zucchini grows on trees or not.)<BR/><BR/>@ Hypocritical One: Yes, it is one of the most phallic awards. Reminds me of the time I was in a bar in Plainfield, NJ and it seems there was this stripper, and...<BR/><BR/>@ Shadow: This blog is like a QA blog. I direct everyone to the good blogs.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-84502391273027712542008-08-07T16:14:00.000-04:002008-08-07T16:14:00.000-04:00Congratulatons to Mike! And thanks for thinking mi...Congratulatons to Mike! And thanks for thinking mine was witty enough for runner up... I love zucchinis! I am now off to check out Mike's blog (dang you Old Man, you keep making my blog visiting list longer and longer :-P)~*~Shadow.Kat~*~https://www.blogger.com/profile/13939553045835354373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-37589744589464414072008-08-07T16:13:00.000-04:002008-08-07T16:13:00.000-04:00I had no idea you gave out phallic trophies...I'm ...I had no idea you gave out phallic trophies...I'm tuning in next week.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06353879913720923051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-45558974542081560172008-08-07T15:43:00.000-04:002008-08-07T15:43:00.000-04:00Darn, I missed again, haha. Good thing I bought so...Darn, I missed again, haha. Good thing I bought some Zuchini just the other day. <BR/><BR/>buzz buzzTheFLyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093581451029518159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-91110289015184908382008-08-07T13:36:00.000-04:002008-08-07T13:36:00.000-04:00@ Momjeans: Yes, I'm going to make it my weekly We...@ Momjeans: Yes, I'm going to make it my weekly Wednesday feature. Of course, Rubba cries like a little bitch when he loses.<BR/><BR/>@ Chica: You have to bring your "A" game.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-49772568245655962292008-08-07T11:29:00.001-04:002008-08-07T11:29:00.001-04:00Well shoot it might have helped had I read the tex...Well shoot it might have helped had I read the text, not just the title and picture.. :)Kelly Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12968396049579378856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-20535869601672822772008-08-07T11:29:00.000-04:002008-08-07T11:29:00.000-04:00I would have stepped up my game if I knew I was be...I would have stepped up my game if I knew I was being judged! I didn't even put clean fingers on for typing that day! LOL <BR/><BR/>Congrats to the winners. :DKelly Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12968396049579378856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4661148713074873792008-08-07T10:39:00.000-04:002008-08-07T10:39:00.000-04:00Let's hope Billy doesn't reprise his Jodie Dallas ...<B>Let's hope Billy doesn't reprise his Jodie Dallas role. . .<BR/><BR/>With a Zucchini for an award ya just never know where it will end up. . .<BR/><BR/>NTTAWWT. . .lol</B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-83272085348349998622008-08-07T10:34:00.000-04:002008-08-07T10:34:00.000-04:00Congrats to livelife365! That was a tough one, old...Congrats to livelife365! That was a tough one, old man!! That's a fun contest, I hope you keep it!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-36659868754441515092008-08-07T09:18:00.000-04:002008-08-07T09:18:00.000-04:00@ Jenn: Yes, it's the high point of my week, too. ...@ Jenn: Yes, it's the high point of my week, too. And it just keeps getting better. I'm thinking of having Billy Crystal hand out the awards next week.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-1665012567536140032008-08-07T09:07:00.000-04:002008-08-07T09:07:00.000-04:00That was a truly beautiful awards ceremony, Joe. I...That was a truly beautiful awards ceremony, Joe. It brought tears to my eyes to see the poetic majesty of the Zucchini Award being cradled in the arms of another worthy recipient.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-76032145976680871552008-08-07T09:02:00.000-04:002008-08-07T09:02:00.000-04:00@ Mike: Plug away. I posted your video at a couple...@ Mike: Plug away. I posted your video at a couple sites, too. It was well received. The vote was legit. And close. Such great captions.<BR/><BR/>@ Bradley: I wouldn't do that. Well, ok I would, but I didn't.<BR/><BR/>@ Rubba: You tried to bribe the judges and you still lost.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-41503150561151633132008-08-07T05:47:00.000-04:002008-08-07T05:47:00.000-04:00"I demand a recount". . lol<B><I>"I demand a recount"</I>. . lol</B>Rubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13008276236571645737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-72559976503714748172008-08-07T02:02:00.000-04:002008-08-07T02:02:00.000-04:00Fixed I tell you! The contest was fixed!Fixed I tell you! The contest was fixed!Bradleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041723486315545548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-16353143360518714612008-08-07T01:40:00.000-04:002008-08-07T01:40:00.000-04:00I know, it's Zucchini. Can you believe that I'm I...I know, it's Zucchini. Can you believe that I'm Italian?<BR/><BR/>Oh, and sorry for the shameless plug!<BR/><BR/>peace,<BR/>mikeAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06619996824958462393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-80698253845375504782008-08-07T01:37:00.000-04:002008-08-07T01:37:00.000-04:00Wow, I just read all the other captions and feel l...Wow, I just read all the other captions and feel like a loser...even though you were kind enough to pick mine. There are some very funny lines out there. <BR/>Thanks for the zuccini!<BR/>I would trade it all in for one big plug for my funny music video, "I Miss My Hair."<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApUeaiTpm8<BR/><BR/>peace,<BR/>mike<BR/>livelife365Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06619996824958462393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-6523029377779810992008-08-07T01:26:00.000-04:002008-08-07T01:26:00.000-04:00@ Drowsey: It wasn't Vincent D'Onofrio, was it?@ Drowsey: It wasn't Vincent D'Onofrio, was it?Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-21309332405556305372008-08-07T01:14:00.000-04:002008-08-07T01:14:00.000-04:00lol, holy cow. How did I miss this one? I just s...lol, holy cow. How did I miss this one? I just saw some gross photo of a guy licking some other guy's armpit?<BR/><BR/>damn.MYMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679094659957098225noreply@blogger.com