tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post8222634700335824664..comments2024-01-22T05:42:09.457-05:00Comments on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars: Caption thisDa Old Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-8200950996367975652008-12-18T11:32:00.000-05:002008-12-18T11:32:00.000-05:00My first try sucked, so I'm trying again. "I think...My first try sucked, so I'm trying again. <BR/>"I think it's so cute how Andy Dick dresses up as santa every year!"Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-65880239494102210652008-12-17T23:29:00.000-05:002008-12-17T23:29:00.000-05:00That's terrible!!! How can you laugh at that! I ha...That's terrible!!! How can you laugh at that! <BR/>I had no clue that Santa wore wife beaters! White trash!!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-51700804855192596712008-12-17T21:15:00.000-05:002008-12-17T21:15:00.000-05:00''He drinks because he doesn't fill out the hat an...''He drinks because he doesn't fill out the hat any more.''Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-73111444633007078942008-12-17T20:17:00.000-05:002008-12-17T20:17:00.000-05:00During the annual Reindeer games, Pin The Hat On S...During the annual Reindeer games, Pin The Hat On Santa went very wrong!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-4648053025920038302008-12-17T19:28:00.000-05:002008-12-17T19:28:00.000-05:00Gives a whole new meaning to 'working balls to the...Gives a whole new meaning to 'working balls to the walls' to get ready for Christmas!Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-24692046829299010072008-12-17T19:24:00.000-05:002008-12-17T19:24:00.000-05:00After expressing his desire to abandon the Christm...After expressing his desire to abandon the Christmas calling, Santa numbed himself with liquid courage in hand and went through the de-initiation process where he was beaten, mugged, and fondled by his reindeers. Santa, now, you can join Hannukah or Kwanzaa. I hope it was worth it.The Self-Deprechaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05851083070638572920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-7194269649224625392008-12-17T19:02:00.000-05:002008-12-17T19:02:00.000-05:00(Oh, and by the way, I mentioned you on the Jannav...(Oh, and by the way, I mentioned you on the Jannaverse today). :)Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-69175838664558720262008-12-17T19:00:00.000-05:002008-12-17T19:00:00.000-05:00No! No! NO!No! No! NO!Paul Eilershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03443012393151401891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-73281368479465360402008-12-17T17:26:00.000-05:002008-12-17T17:26:00.000-05:00"I used to be a six-figure GM exec, then put all m..."I used to be a six-figure GM exec, then put all my funds in a GM only stock account when a banking buddy got me a gig at Bear Sterns with a possible Congressional seat on the Republican ticket in '08."<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>"F*cking asshole."Kevenjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04527702723486597969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-71747341968523055122008-12-17T17:25:00.000-05:002008-12-17T17:25:00.000-05:00Step right up and play "throw the hat on the santa...Step right up and play "throw the hat on the santa stick."Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06353879913720923051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-15236321582192463242008-12-17T17:21:00.000-05:002008-12-17T17:21:00.000-05:001. "Christmas goes so much easier for Santa, now ...1. "Christmas goes so much easier for Santa, now that everyone's on the Naughty List."<BR/><BR/>2. "(Hic) Y'know whad I've always wanda say ta you guys? (hic) I lov you, man. Rudolph, Cupid, (hic) Blonder, Ditzen, (hic) and all you elves, I love all you little bastards. C'mere and gimme hug. (hic)"<BR/><BR/>3. "The year the kids left vodka instead of milk and cookies."Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-23785622312458948072008-12-17T16:44:00.000-05:002008-12-17T16:44:00.000-05:00Sadly, it wasn't until the "wrap party" for Tradin...Sadly, it wasn't until the "wrap party" for <I>Trading Places</I> that everyone realized that Dan Akroyd was, indeed, a drunk bum Santa Claus in real life.GumbyTheCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02696861259954817600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-89900312551693046332008-12-17T13:22:00.000-05:002008-12-17T13:22:00.000-05:00And here you thought that this hat I'm wearing was...And here you thought that this hat I'm wearing was to keep my head warm!<BR/><BR/>Well, you're partially right...Jormengrundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11513869926202626970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-11651270032637289292008-12-17T13:14:00.000-05:002008-12-17T13:14:00.000-05:00Putting the Ho in Holidays.Putting the Ho in Holidays.Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-76598495975051573452008-12-17T12:19:00.000-05:002008-12-17T12:19:00.000-05:00Don't have a caption, but I just have to say--WOW....Don't have a caption, but I just have to say--WOW. LOLJessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04888729576174700521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-57884330491733379372008-12-17T12:16:00.000-05:002008-12-17T12:16:00.000-05:00Twas the day after Christmas...Twas the day after Christmas...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-47682031123853433742008-12-17T11:25:00.000-05:002008-12-17T11:25:00.000-05:00"Hi little girl. You still wanna sit on Santa's la..."Hi little girl. You still wanna sit on Santa's lap?"Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-19114582289419916472008-12-17T11:00:00.000-05:002008-12-17T11:00:00.000-05:00I know, I know..If you're bad, you're supposed to ...I know, I know..<BR/><BR/>If you're bad, you're supposed to get a lump of coal in your stocking...<BR/><BR/>But coal's DAMNED expensive! SO deal with what you get!<BR/><BR/>That, and my hat is going to substitute for the stocking, too..<BR/><BR/>Maybe just one more drink from this little medicine bottle of mine.....Jormengrundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11513869926202626970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-74458515490581110012008-12-17T10:56:00.000-05:002008-12-17T10:56:00.000-05:00It finally happened. Mrs. Claus pushed Santa into...It finally happened. Mrs. Claus pushed Santa into the naughty list.Metallmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07205026850903663032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-47246515977053078642008-12-17T10:47:00.000-05:002008-12-17T10:47:00.000-05:00Christmas just wasn't quite the same after the 200...Christmas just wasn't quite the same after the 2008 market crash.~*~Shadow.Kat~*~https://www.blogger.com/profile/13939553045835354373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-20405084085919277602008-12-17T10:29:00.000-05:002008-12-17T10:29:00.000-05:00Why Santa, what a big hat you have there. It sucks...Why Santa, what a big hat you have there. <BR/><BR/>It sucks but everyone else said all the good ones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-31766670585806388652008-12-17T09:22:00.000-05:002008-12-17T09:22:00.000-05:00Twas the night before ChristmasAnd there in the cl...Twas the night before Christmas<BR/>And there in the clink<BR/>Slumped Santa, buck naked,<BR/>Ho-ho-hosed from the drinkAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-16331022839398355192008-12-17T09:15:00.000-05:002008-12-17T09:15:00.000-05:00Looks like Santa had one too many at the annual Ch...Looks like Santa had one too many at the annual Christmas party AGAIN!!Krissihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026358280065449462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-29088967172834024032008-12-17T08:59:00.000-05:002008-12-17T08:59:00.000-05:00Somehow I just knew that this picture was going to...Somehow I just knew that this picture was going to show up here today....<BR/><BR/>"Confused about the placement of his hat, Santa is experiencing a slight wardrobe malfunction."ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272371.post-11556019711757854502008-12-17T08:18:00.000-05:002008-12-17T08:18:00.000-05:00Twas the night before Christmas, and all through t...Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the alley, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.. The stockings were hung on the sac with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would pee there...Kelly Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12968396049579378856noreply@blogger.com