"And in other news, cutbacks in the Death Star Ministry of Transportation have made even Sith Lord leadership set an example by tightening their lightsaber belts..."
Darth Vader vows revenge upon the general contractor for the new Death Star, and makes a mental note not to conduct any more business with the planet Vespa.
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1. When you can't afford to fill-up the Death Star...
ReplyDelete2. The intimidation factor seems to be lacking...
3. Ever since he told Luke that he was his father, Darth Vader had to sell everything to cover the back child support...
Luke, don't pretend I'm not your father!
ReplyDeleteDarth doesn't want anyone to say anything, but I think even the death star has had to downsize.
ReplyDeleteAs the Dark Side looked for new expansion opportunities on planet earth- they discovered their angle...
ReplyDeleteThe Green Movement.
The economy is so bad, Darth Vader has to take a scooter to work instead of his space cruiser.
ReplyDeleteHey, that's all I can come up with. Please don't hurt me.
1. darth comes to grips with the decision to move forward with that sub-prime morgage on the death star
ReplyDelete2. honda releases the all new VadarEnvi. TIE wings optional.
3. that bitch got the death star and my light saber in the settlement!
The force just ain't what it used to be.
ReplyDelete"Impressive. Most Impressive. The gas mileage is strong with this one."
ReplyDeleteMay the force be with you doesn't mean shit anymore. This is all the force I can muster.
ReplyDeletecrotchety, I have something for you at my blog.
Yes! Ye-e-es! I did it! I beat the bus! . . . . . .God, I'm so depressed.
ReplyDeleteTractor beam, my ass.
ReplyDeleteToday is "Wear your Halloween dress to your office day"
ReplyDeleteObama after November 4.
ReplyDelete"And in other news, cutbacks in the Death Star Ministry of Transportation have made even Sith Lord leadership set an example by tightening their lightsaber belts..."
ReplyDeleteK, the wheels aren't so hot, but with this kick-ass Darth Vader costume no one will dare laugh at me now!
ReplyDeleteCrotch,
ReplyDeleteYou know I am a team playa, Hon.
But I don't see nuthin' unusual bout this here pitcher.
Eve
And yet another sign of the times, even Darth has chosen to go green. A motorcycle uses less fuel than the bohemeth death star.
ReplyDeleteDamn...I was actually going to participate this time but somebody already mentioned Vader going green. I got nothing.
ReplyDeleteA telling sign of the economic times: Vader reduced to overseeing his evil empire on his new model R2-D347 Scooter.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that the Dark Lord has failed his drug test once again and has lost his license to fly the Death Star.
ReplyDelete"I find your lack of domestic fuel sources disturbing."
ReplyDeleteDarth completely misunderstood the saying, "Chicks dig dudes in leather on a motorcycle."
ReplyDeleteDarth had to kill an elderly German couple to get this parking spot but like he always says ''Hey, I'm evil. What did you expect?''
ReplyDeleteHmmmm ... Maybe I should have waited to wax Admiral Piet until after he finished designing my mobile bathroom ...
ReplyDeleteMeh.
I'm with JD from Hoeno so far ...
:)
"I'm too sexy for my bike, too sexy for my bike, too sexy by far. And I'm too sexy for my mask, too sexy for my mask - what do you think about that?"
ReplyDeleteDarth Vader vows revenge upon the general contractor for the new Death Star, and makes a mental note not to conduct any more business with the planet Vespa.
ReplyDeleteI was hip with saving gas before Ton-tons were even on Hoth...
ReplyDeleteWhen you drive a scooter...you'll do anything to hide your face...next week, Strawberry Shortcake.
ReplyDeleteDarth Scooter
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
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Obi Wan Suzuki
ReplyDeletepeace,
mike
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The Dark Side Scooter: Sith Lord Edition.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I come over to play Star wars lego trading coupons you make me play Magic The Gathering... My Vader is way cooler than your Wizard...
ReplyDeleteI hate this world... and this thing didn't go as fast as I thought...
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