Facecloths? Receiving blankets? High fashion cloth diapers? Towels? Tried to zoom in, but looks like that's as big as it gets. The odd-ball lower corner makes me figure it's more than just a towel or blanket. Maybe one of those sleeping bags you get when you gold them a certain way. ;-P
Can't be just towels. They appear to have at least one pocket (two pieces sewn together, one lower than the other, if my eyes aren't messing with me). That doesn't help me know what they are, but I know they aren't towels or bibs or wipes or something simple. Do I win a prize?
I've got it. Forget my earlier guess of pot holders lining up for group sex. That was just plain silly. They're a collection of blankets for gerbils. This time I'm sure.
Obviously they are safety mittens you have to wear when you need to go into your teenager's room to make sure the smokey smell isn't coming from all the electrical connections. What do i win?
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Facecloths? Receiving blankets? High fashion cloth diapers? Towels? Tried to zoom in, but looks like that's as big as it gets. The odd-ball lower corner makes me figure it's more than just a towel or blanket. Maybe one of those sleeping bags you get when you gold them a certain way. ;-P
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ReplyDeletebaby bibs.
ReplyDeletefashionable sanitary wipes?
ReplyDeleteburping towel
ReplyDeleteBaby paraphernalia?
ReplyDeleteBaby potholders for Dads changing nasty diapers?
ReplyDeleteCute baby smotherers?
ReplyDeleteBecause of the cute little pictures on them I assume they are for a child? Lap pads?
ReplyDeleteLook like baby washcloths...Then again maybe not. Puppy diapers? Oh, please say no!
ReplyDeletePot holders for gay men who wish they could have babies?
ReplyDeleteMy first guess was bibs but maybe quilting squares or the remnants from a quilt?
ReplyDeleteBaby cloths?
ReplyDeletePot holders lining up for a session of group sex. You probably didn't know they were into that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteCan't be just towels. They appear to have at least one pocket (two pieces sewn together, one lower than the other, if my eyes aren't messing with me). That doesn't help me know what they are, but I know they aren't towels or bibs or wipes or something simple. Do I win a prize?
ReplyDeleteDecorative bean bags?
ReplyDeleteDiapers of some sort????
ReplyDeleteA pile of crap?
ReplyDeleteBaby Blankies...no, no, not just because they're tiny blankets but they're for babies after they've come out of their baths...no?
ReplyDelete@ everyone so far: Nope. Would I choose something so easy?
ReplyDeleteI would have to guess toaster covers (for when the toaster wasn't in use).
ReplyDeleteEverything I would have guessed has been - burp cloths, wash cloths - can't wait to see the answer...
ReplyDeleteCoach cushions for a baby's bedroom.
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I've got it. Forget my earlier guess of pot holders lining up for group sex. That was just plain silly. They're a collection of blankets for gerbils. This time I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteThose new pocket thingys for making baked potatoes in the microwave?
ReplyDeleteI've got it! Scented fabric to ward off babies.
ReplyDeleteIt's one of Crotchety's patented designs!
Obviously they are safety mittens you have to wear when you need to go into your teenager's room to make sure the smokey smell isn't coming from all the electrical connections.
ReplyDeleteWhat do i win?
They are toaster covers!
ReplyDelete(If I'm right, do I get a zucchini? heh heh)
@ Everyone: Still not a correct guess.
ReplyDeleteBandanas for the toddler gangs? ;-P
ReplyDeleteThis is driving me nuts. lol
PeePee TeePees or the equivalent of?
ReplyDeletechair cushions?
ReplyDeletesmall mattresses (maybe originally crib mattresses?) for your grandkids to sleep on at your place?
ReplyDeleteOh wait! I got a closer look! Kiddie placemats?
ReplyDeleteLittle cloths to use while giving a baby a bath?
ReplyDeleteThey're cute! ;)
Squares of weird-ass material?
ReplyDeletehow about reuseable flannel diaper liners?
ReplyDeleteOr reusable baby wipes?
ReplyDelete@ all: Nope.
ReplyDeletePotholders.
ReplyDeleteThe baby print is merely a clever ploy to throw us off track.
Washable liners for the bottom of a diaper pail...
ReplyDeletechanging pads, for laying the baby on when you change the diapers? I'm running out of guesses!
ReplyDeletebaby sleeping sacks? like a sleeping bag?
ReplyDeleteMenstrual pads?
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm gonna go all out and say that they're what you can hold a colostomy bag in.
ReplyDeletedoilies? dust cloths? wash rags?
ReplyDelete@ all: Still nope.
ReplyDeleteSwatches from old pajamas?
ReplyDeleteQuilting squares?
Toast warmers? :D
ReplyDeleteStolen blankets from hospital nursery repurposed as dribble cloths for Crotchety Old Man?
ReplyDeleteAromatherapy sachets ????
ReplyDeleteor sachets of catnip ?
ReplyDelete@ Everyone: Very creative. Wrong, but creatively so.
ReplyDeleteOK, I think I got it - are they eco-friendly (washable) pee pads for non-house-broken pets and babies?
ReplyDeleteOr, last guess from me - large nursing pads
ReplyDeleteFalse Teeth holders? Drool bibs for Seniors?
ReplyDeleteBaby washcloths...possibly homemade. I've washed about a million of these...
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