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He starts sniffing me all over. Yup, even my naughty bits. After a few minutes, he leaves the room.
A short while later, she walks in
and stares at me. It was kind of creepy. Finally, she left.
After a few minutes, the doctor finally shows up. He announces he has the results.
"Of what" I say.
Of your lab test and cat scan.
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You had me going there for a second:) Good luck with your tests. Love your sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteAs long as you stay away from bloodhound transfusions, you should be fine.
ReplyDeletePlease forgive me for being the bearer of bad news, but I think your situation may be much more serious than you think. For your "Lab" is actually a "Rottweiler."
ReplyDeleteOh dear........you are recovering! :)
ReplyDeleteHA HA! I mean...BOOO!!!!!!!! HISSSS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMwahaha!!
ReplyDeleteThat was good Joe! The labotomy didn't steal your sense of humor. ;p
ReplyDeleteYour doc seems like a decent guy. I guess his bark is worse than his bite. Better than being a duck: a quack with a big bill.
ReplyDeleteSo you had a pet scan, too?
ReplyDeleteOMG! For a moment I thought you were serious because they DO train animals to sniff for certain diseases. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYou had me going there. I was really thinking a dog and a cat walked into your room. Whew. I am slow...:)
ReplyDeleteHope the results were good.
;-) I hope things go well during the alien spaceship probe tonight.
ReplyDelete"...hello?..is this thing on?..hello...?"
ReplyDeleteGood one!
ReplyDeleteBut, you sure you're in a hospital housed by doctors and not vets?
OMgawsh DOM!
ReplyDeleteI love it! hee hee and a ho ho and a hoo hoo!
You silly old man!
You have got to be feeling better.
ReplyDeleteYou really are a smart ass Crotchety. I like that about you. Bwahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
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ReplyDeleteI expected an amusing denouement but not that one - LOL
ReplyDeleteguffaw guffaw
ReplyDeleteGood to know they haven't sucked your sense of humor out of you.
Well Joe. You got your dog breeds mixed up, but without a doubt, that is a cat. We get it... Now, when hell is your newest going home date?
ReplyDeletehardy har har...
ReplyDeletehilarity.
ReplyDeleteHope all is well with you, minus the the poking, prodding, needles, shoe horns and such.
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I have missed you, Old Man!! How did your tests go?
ReplyDelete*hugs*
Funny joke!
ReplyDeleteI wondered what kind of clinic/hospital it is that allows pets to freely walk about until I read the first comment of the post.
ReplyDelete/facepalm
I really can't believe I fell for that....
ReplyDelete(Shakes head)
I really can't... :)