Thursday, April 15, 2010

More Fun With NAUGHTY Bits

Last week I had a skin graft on my foot. This week it was discovered that it did not take.

One option now is to take skin grown in a lab from a baby's foreskin and insert it in the wound. (I swear I am not making this up.)

It makes me wonder that if I get err...umm...amorous will my foot grow from its current size 11 to a 14 or so?

Last week, on one of the facility's computers, I did some simple math problems. Yep, I got them all wrong. I am a math tutor and surely telling the kids the answer is "7,more or less," will really make my boss happy.



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5 comments:

LL said...

Crotch... that's going to make finding a good pair of shoes incredibly difficult...

Unless it was a black kid's foreskin... then you're really screwed. You might just have to wear socks from now on.

FishHawk said...

I wonder if this will make you part Jewish? Now, I would not think that this would necessarily be a bad thing, but you might start longing for a dreidel to play with around Christmas time since you missed out on the fun before.

Sandee said...

They certainly have done some very weird things to you Crotchety. I laughed out loud at LL's comment.

Have a great weekend. :)

shyne said...

Oh my.......I checked in, hoping to find you home and recuperating from your ordeals and find, instead, you're experimenting with foreskins.

My goodness, COM....you really need to write a book!
Hang in there and get well soon....:-)

Nunyaa said...

You lucky they didn't use the skin from a dog's hind leg, imagine what would happen at every lamp post you passed?