Last week I had a skin graft on my foot. This week it was discovered that it did not take.
One option now is to take skin grown in a lab from a baby's foreskin and insert it in the wound. (I swear I am not making this up.)
It makes me wonder that if I get err...umm...amorous will my foot grow from its current size 11 to a 14 or so?
Last week, on one of the facility's computers, I did some simple math problems. Yep, I got them all wrong. I am a math tutor and surely telling the kids the answer is "7,more or less," will really make my boss happy.