At the rehab, the computer has been down for weeks so here's what's been going on.
The other day I was chased around by a little Asian woman with a commode. On my last day I pooped in it, and you have never seen a woman more excited to see me take a poop. Actually sounds like she may be my type of woman.
Guess what they put on Stumpy last week
No, not baby foreskin.
A patch made from pig testicles.
When Joe gets around a rasher of bacon (insert your own joke here, I know most of you will.