Sunday, December 12, 2010

A very happy Sunday to youse

It's raining, damp, and cold, yet I feel good. It's probably the Celexa. :)

I'm not going to post the poll, but I'm sure it will run along gender lines. Since more women than men read this, Mrs. C. won the debate. I'm Celexahappy about that.

Also, I found a package of chocolate Twizzlers that she had hidden, which also cheers me up.

On to another subject.

"The boys" were sore. I spent 6 hours in a vinyl chair, and I use a slide board to transfer. A slide board is a 30" by 6" board that I use to go into my chair, go in the car, go on the potty, etc. When "the boys" are sore, youse can imagine the pain.
I called my friend, Freddie, and asked him if he had any ideas. He said to spray them with Pledge.

Said they would be slippery. I thought that made sense.

I sprayed and the pain was incredible!!!

I buffed for a half hour so now they are sore, itchy, and shiny.

But on the bright side, they are lemony fresh.


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8 comments:

Sandee said...

I was wondering about that poll. I get it now. You are a wise man Crotchety.

Sorry about the sore boys. Being lemony fresh is a plus though. You are a silly man.

Have a terrific day. My best to Mrs. C. :)

LL said...

I would'a probably gone for the WD-40 instead. Smells much nicer too.

vanilla said...

With friends like Freddie...

ReformingGeek said...

Holy Vaseline, JOE!

As long as you are sliding and not having "the slides", you'll be fine.

FishHawk said...

Yep, you're back.

madge said...

Sorry the boys are sore. Is your transfer board wood or plastic, I think the plastic ones drag a little more than the wood because they aren't varnished. Cash might be an issue, but the Smith & Nephew A71161 has a seat that moves on the board so you're not skooching. makes transfers easier for everyone.

The Crotchety Old Man said...

Stop waxing. A little pubic hair should make for a smoother ride.

I thought you were dead. Glad to see you're still kickin...

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