Ok, most of youse know I've had a lot of stuff. Heart attack, congestive heart failure, depression, skin cancer, kidney failure, amputations, belly button removal and stroke.
I am transported by ambulance to dialysis and come home the same way. I only leave the house for doctor's appointments.
Basically, I'm treated like veal.
How the hell did I get Athlete's foot?
Since there is only half the feet of a normal person, I have 50% lesser chance than you.
But no, I got it.
What will I get next?
My money is on some rare disease discovered in the upper reaches of MONGOLIA.
And only found in left- handed goat herders.