Monday, March 15, 2010

Greetings and felicitations

I finally got online and I'm not busy throwing up so I guess it's time for a blog post. Me and the Mrs. are hanging in. My buddy down the hall is an engineer so he got me online, and will write the directions so I can do it every day.


So far, I sent two physical therapists running from the room crying. (skinny little beotches-heh heh)

Probably explains why I have a psychologist assigned to me. Can youse say anger issues?

I'm healing from the last 10 months of hell and getting stronger every day. Can't stand yet, but I'm working towards it. Got some machine where they slip like a heavy duty bra under my ass and lift me up.

Thanks everyone for staying with me. Your phone calls and messages have been a Godsend.

A special thanks to MA Fat Woman.

And Janna, why don't you call and we can discuss a pork roll contest?

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20 comments:

Sandee said...

Glad things are looking up for the both of you. It sure has been a very long haul. Keep the faith. :)

BONNIE K said...

Good to hear from you! It's been a while since Mrs. Crotchety posted. Keep on improving!

nonamedufus said...

Happy to hear things are improving for you Joe. It's about time. Good on ya for getting through it. And good on #1 caregiver, Mrs C. Looking forward to more missives from you.

Hey, I hear there's a new TV waiting for your viewing pleasure. Just in time for baseball season!

sharonheg said...

You don't know me from a hole in the wall, cuz I think I started reading your blog about 4 days after you went to JFK. But I read tour blog backwards and I'm hooked. Sorry...you're stuck with me. And to make it worse...I'm an OT, bwahahaha.

Hope you're feeling better soon so you can go home and watch your bag ass TV in peace.

ReformingGeek said...

We miss you Joe. Hang in there!

A Reader's Life said...

We are glad to hear from you, Crotchety. It is spring in WV and I hope you'll be in your own home soon to enjoy it.
Take care-

Lipstick said...

Whoo hoo!!!! So glad to see a Crotchety post! I'm so glad that you are getting better. Cyberhugs!

Quirkyloon said...

Yay Joe!

It's wonderful to hear from you! And only two crying nurses? You're slipping up Sir!

Anger issues? I think you might be JUST a little bit entitled!

I think Mrs. C should buy an inflatable doll and dress her up like a nurse and then let you beat her all up!

Because we all know, deep down inside, violence is a wonderful thang!

{hugs}

Adullamite said...

Good to hear you!

FishHawk said...

It's good to see you back online again. Below are the url's to the two blogs I thought you might really enjoy.

http://www.boneheadblog.com/

http://man-over-board.com/

Collette said...

You just keep getting stronger & soon you'll be able to break out of that place!

Deb said...

Is there a place I can buy that heavy duty ass bra? I have a coworker who could use a good boot in the ass but until she gets up off of it, there's not much I can do.

Good to read you again, Crotchety. Hope to see a lot more of you...here...on your blog that is. You know what I mean.

Don said...

Heeeeey Joe!!!! Damn, it's good to here from you, and even better to know that you are finally making some damned progress. Keep hanging in there, even if by that butt bra, and keep us filled in.

lot 2 learn said...

Great to hear from you.
Glad things are getting better.

LaurAyn said...

Glad you're doing better. Was getting worried about you since your last post was three weeks ago.

Claire said...

I have sent physical therapists running off crying on behalf of the mumborg, she is too nice :)

Thinking of you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HR Diva said...

Joe good to see you back. Sorry I have been MIA, but I am still down with migraines. I sent one ER doc running, I tossed my cookies on him, serves him right for telling me I wasnt in as much pain as I was.

Joe you are in my thoughts and prayers. We will get to see each other soon. Hope mrs. c has shared the pics of Abby with you.

MA Fat Woman said...

I was sitting here this morning having a piece of dry toast and started thinking of you-wondering what you were doing. If I had known you had your butt in a sling, I would've come visit and taken a few pics. People pay good money for stuff like that!

Kate said...

Very, very glad to hear that you're up and around!

savvy said...

yo bro, great news. so you'll be ready for Evil Empire Vs. Sox soon!