Sure are a lot of hours to fill.
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I spend about 5 hours at dialysis then about 30 minutes in PT.
Tuesday, Thursday I spend about 2 hours. Weekends about each day in PT about an hour.
That leaves (multiply by 7, add 23, subtract 14, divide by pi, add the negatve square root of 123) 39,534 hours, more or less, for mischief.
Because mobility is limited, so is mischief.
I have a grabber, which doubles as a nurse hiney pincher. Any nurse within about 6 feet of my bed is fair game.
Next I have my wheelchair, ideal for racing and cruising the halls for hiney pinching on the go.
OOOOOOOOOHHH There goes a new nurse. Maybe she'll want to look at my naughty bits.
Got to go. See youse soon.