Friday, May 28, 2010

Back To Dictation

Told Mrs. "C" to send this over on Wednesday (she sure took her time):

GREETINGS from JFK Hospital! A couple of days ago I was told I had a minor heart attack. So minor it took them two days to detect it. Now they are poking holes in me about 12 times a day. The say I will be here anywhere from a few days to six months...In between tests, please reach me at 732-321-7384.



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10 comments:

Sandee said...

Good grief. You certainly have been trough the mill.

Have a terrific day and weekend. My best to you and Mrs. C. :)

nonamedufus said...

Man, about the only thing you haven't had is brain surgery. Keep the faith DOM.

ba_hutch said...

Would you please stop goofing around (coming up with excuses to hang with the nurses) and get better and come home?!?

I think Mrs. C would like you to start towing the line and typing your own messages!

We are praying for you (both of you).
Bryant

kathcom said...

I used to work for a doctor who said the only minor surgery is one that happens to someone else. I think the same thing applies here. Just get better, get that foreskin on your foot and get home!

ReformingGeek said...

It's good to hear from you. We miss you. Give Mrs. C a hug.

;-)

LL said...

Just couldn't stay away from the nurses... could ya. You are a sly one, I'll give you that.

Wishing you all the best DOM!

MA Fat Woman said...

Have they started charging you rent yet?

LaurAyn said...

Get the hell out of the hospital before it kills you. LOL ;)

FishHawk said...

Well, I've kidded about you being difficult in the past, but this is getting plumb ridiculous. GET WELL ALREADY--okay?

Don said...

Damn!!! Man, I gotta tell you, if you've managed to make it through all of this shit for the past year...it's not a matter of if you'll go home. It's a matter of when?
Best wishes to all of you guys Joe. I can only imagine the tough times y'all are going through.