Friday, May 14, 2010

Philosophical Quote of the Day

You don't always get what you want.

You don't always get what you need.

You get what you get.

I was working out in Physical Therapy the other day and noticed I was being "checked out" by some members of the fair sex...okay, so I was pumping a tiny, pink dumb bell, the ladies were, umm, over 85 (at least they looked that old).

Dammit, I liked knowing that I was a stud to at least some random octogenarians. So, I decided to enhance my inner GQ self. Mrs. "C" brought me several Hawaiian shirts to go with my too-short shorts. That will really drive the old wimmin crazy.

(Ed.note: WOO HOO!)

Type to you soon!

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18 comments:

MA Fat Woman said...

Ya big stud. It was nice talking to you again!

FishHawk said...

So, this is really a post from you? YA-HOO! You must have gotten the wi-fi thingamagigger fixed. You might blow a fuse or something if you try to post any pictures of you in a Hi-waaian shirt and too-short shorts, however. Therefore, try to keep from getting too rambunctious--okay?

Don said...

Hang in there Studly! If those Hawaiian shirts don't get the old gal's juices flowing you may at least attract a few hot dolphins...whatever the hell that means!

memphisdonna said...

It was fun talking to you again!! The Hawaiian shirts are a great start....but what's next? Those poor wimmins don't stand a chance!!

;-)

ReformingGeek said...

Dang! It's hot in here now.

vanilla said...

A day short of month-- hope you've been gainin' ground during your absence here.

Watch out. Old people can be treacherous.

LL said...

What a guy...

shyne said...

Hey, COM! It's good to see you back posting! :-)

Little pink barbell????
Hawaiian shirts and too short shorts????
Pictures, please!!!!!!!!!!

sharonheg said...

I hear that little old ladies think Hawaiian shirts and short shorts are HOT. Keep up the good work...

LaurAyn said...

PICTURES DUDE!

Melanie said...

:) Careful, those Hi-wian flowerdy shirts may just be more than those poor old hearts can handle.

Small Town Girl said...

You're gonna have to fight em off with a stick!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Well don't make them swoon too much. You'll give 'em a heart attack fer Chrissakes. Take it easy on the poor old wimmins.

Good to hear from you, DOM!

Collette said...

Good to see you working on getting your strength back. The Mrs. is going to need you in top form when you get home...lol!

Janna said...

Just think of all the exciting blog posts they will write after watching you.

Maybe they'll even post pictures!
:)

nonamedufus said...

Hey DOM drop by my place today. I've got something for ya. Hope things are going well!

kathcom said...

Women are very discerning at any age. So if you were getting eyed and there were no cataracts in them, be proud. (And Hawaiian shirts are mui attractive. My hubby has several....)

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