Monday, January 10, 2011

So, there I was

reading my underwear........What, you don't wear underwear with comic books written on them? Kind of like adult underoos.

Nevermind. It wasn't a really good story unless you really, really like Spiderman.

Well, I went to a job interview the other day. They made me take a typing test. Turns out I can type a blistering 17 words a minute. Didn't get to the interview. Sigh.

But on the bright side it makes you appreciate every pixel I so painstakingly kill for this blog.

Yeah, and for those of youse who wonder, I lost a leg, not an arm.

In the next few days I'll be getting a scooter, for more mobility. Wonder how much trouble I can get in with that? I'm already banned from using the scooters at Stop and Shop, and I've been warned in Atlantic City.


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9 comments:

Sandee said...

Seventeen words a minute? Wow, that's really burning up the keyboard. Bwahahahahahaha.

As for the scooter? I'm guessing you can get in a lot of trouble with that. I'll just wait until you tell me what you've done.

Have a terrific day. My best to Mrs. C. :)

ReformingGeek said...

YEE-GADS! You on a scooter? I'm going to warn my NJ friends.

Janna said...

Look at this way, you could type WAY faster if you used the laptop and the scooter at the same time.

Just start typing and hit the gas full throttle.

See? Fast as lightning.

At least until you hit something.

Willy said...

Willy is struggling trying to get past reading your underwear.

10-4 Willyh

Tice said...

Haha, I Have a few spiderman and Superman Boxers, so, I understand entirely. Good luck gettin a job, mate

LL said...

My underwear looks more like those Rorshack ink blot things...

Don said...

Have fun on that scooter. Don't pick up anything with it. Especially a disease.

savvy said...

I saw a pic of you in the Stop and Shop i frequent... it said Warning - beware cranky bearded man with 1 leg... DO NOT LET HIM USE SCOOTERS - contact security immediately

vanilla said...

Truly, you want to be careful with that scooter. Banned in too many places and you'll be confined behind your moat. ;-)